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Spence
03-18-2004, 09:07 AM
You may be aware of Mr Fred Phelps, the darling of the American right wing who runs a group called God Hates Fags. [Think someone is overcompensating a bit?] Anyway, Mr Phelps is the man who wants to erect a monument about how Matthew Shepherd, the young gay man who was beaten to death in Wyoming by two upright, God-fearing Americans in Wyoming, was properly sent to hell that night.

It turns out, though, that God hates more than gays. Abandon hope, all ye who have tasted of shellfish! Burn in hell, sinner! (http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/)

RedskinsDave
03-18-2004, 09:43 AM
I love the banner, "he wore a crown of thorns, not a lobster bib" :D

Minnesota Mike
03-18-2004, 10:50 AM
Now I'm in big trouble. I had a Shrimp Gumbo just this past weekend. I'm doomed. Please pray for my soul.

RedskinsDave
03-18-2004, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Minnesota Mike
Now I'm in big trouble. I had a Shrimp Gumbo just this past weekend. I'm doomed. Please pray for my soul.

You dirty crustaceanist!!! Stay away from children!! Eternal damnation is your fate.

I hope you at least added some Tabasco for the love of God.

Keino
03-18-2004, 11:22 AM
I wonder how many of those folks had a big plate of Pork Chops when they got home from the protest......

Keino
03-18-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Keino
I wonder how many of those folks had a big plate of Pork Chops when they got home from the protest......


Dummy...It's paraody......Forgive me people Im home sick and not quite all together

Spence
03-18-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Keino
I wonder how many of those folks had a big plate of Pork Chops when they got home from the protest...... To quote the great Homer Simpson: "Mmmmm. Pork chops. Glaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Minnesota Mike
03-18-2004, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Spence
To quote the great Homer Simpson: "Mmmmm. Pork chops. Glaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"


Don't forget to wipe the drool off your chin when you say that.