Funny Thought

[smoot]

for those of you who have seen the movie "Not Another Teen Movie", you will get this joke, for the others, it might not be that funny but here we go

Setting: Redskins Vs. Giants, RFK Stadium, crowd is chanting "WE WANT DALLAS, WE WANT DALLAS" Wildcard Playoff Game, last minute of the game, eli manning is leading a comeback and now has the balling looking for the winning score

eli drops back to pass
lavar comes on a weakside blitz
taylor blitzes down the middle
washington and barrow pancake the weak giants offensive line
lavar hits eli from the left, right below waist level
taylor comes then and hits eli from the right, just at shoulder level
eli gets split in half still holding onto the ball as time expires
redskins win and go on to the next round

[skins111111]

whats funny is that it just might happen

[joethefan]

Great thought......!!!!!!!!!! makes me :lol1: just thinking about it

[REDMAN]

:) You just killed the guy! Man you are brutal!

[smoot]

if any of you have seen the movie, marty is split in half and yells extatically "Im a Hero, Im a Hero!!!" whereas in my fantasy eli yells "I suck, Im a Loser"

[GolfFreak]

I'll have to see that movie, but it sounds funny - in a sick distored way.

[RedskinRyan]

that was a great movie. maybe he'll throw really far, hit troy aikman in the booth, and give him a life-threatening concussion.

[JoeDaSchmoe]

I might not have liked Troy Aikman as a Cowboy, but as a commentator, he keeps other people in check. *glares at Cris Collinsworth*

[smoot]

that was a great movie. maybe he'll throw really far, hit troy aikman in the booth, and give him a life-threatening concussion.

YES!!!!! and not just threatening, ending as evidenced by billy bob's carcass rolling down the street

[hockeygoalie29]

Giants make the playoffs? Yeah right!

[dogfight6]

According to ESPN they might have to kill Warner first, but the Redskinetts can handle that job leaving the players for Eli. Just one added thing though Barrow cleans his cleets on Eli's face mask.

[frenchskinsfan]

didn't see the movie, but splendid thought though.