You don't want to know what she's really offering as a reward...

[akhhorus]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/18/people.paris.hilton.ap/index.html

Paris Hilton's dog gone

[RedskinRyan]

for a nice studly guy like myself, i wonder what kind of reward i'd get......

$5,000 for a dog? thats insane.

[RedskinRyan]

the dog prolly ran away cause it didnt want to be all dressed up. its bad enough that it is a chihuahua, but freaking pink coats and crap? thats kicking a dog while it's down....

[SkinsKY]

Nicky Hilton, 20, married New York money manager Todd Andrew Meister, 33, at the Las Vegas Wedding Chapel early Sunday.

I like how this was thrown in at the end.