QB's Lavar will possibly retire this season.

[inevitable]

In addition to finishing off good ol' Troy I think Lavar could end the following players careers this season:

Sept 19th: Kurt Warner
Sept 27th: Vinnie Testaverde
Oct 31st: Brett Favre
Nov 28th: Tommy Maddox

Lavar is our Modern example of evolution, cleansing the league of weak players.

Oakland should be glad we aren't playing them this season, because Ol' Rich Gannon would sure be on that list.

[Portis=MVP]

I think you can add Drew Henson to the list after Vinny goes down. Good thing Quincy got cut or he would have been retired as well.

[Odyn]

Well, Warner has no line so Lavar will get is shots... It would only take 1 shot to take out Vinnie because he is an ooold man. Farve could be knocked out because of how many hits he has accumulated over the years, but that is the least likely. Maddox is on he way out, LAvar could definitely help him out the door.

[inevitable]

I bet my good friend - a Cowfags fan (OH THE HORROR) - that Lavar would knock out Testeverde this year. 75 bucks is riding on Lavar knocking this crusty old clown out. However, should it not happen; I still got 60 a piece on the two games, so in one way or another, I'll break even.

[PyroGenic]

I bet my good friend - a Cowfags fan (OH THE HORROR) - that Lavar would knock out Testeverde this year. 75 bucks is riding on Lavar knocking this crusty old clown out. However, should it not happen; I still got 60 a piece on the two games, so in one way or another, I'll break even.

or be down 195 bucks

[bantu]

Its funny, cuz I actually think about stuff like this from time to time. Its good to see I'm not alone.

To be honest, my best dream always starts with McNabb bouncing outside and scrambling towards the sidline, and when McNabb tries to turn the corner for more greedy yardage..... LaVar clobbers him, upending McNabb and sending him airborne.

He actually did clothesline McNabb last year. McNabb got up and gave LaVar a look like he couldn't believe he got him.

[sdredskinsfan]

Maybe some quarterback who is sitting on the bench, as he misses yet another assignment. j/k

[inevitable]

:lol1:
thats the first post I've laughed at in a while
:lolbig:

[CarMike]

Actually, Arrington has already knocked out Warner...atleast in my ESPN 2005 season...:D

If was funny watching him stagger to the sidelines....even if it is just a game.

[RedskinsVision]

Actually, Arrington has already knocked out Warner...atleast in my ESPN 2005 season...:D

If was funny watching him stagger to the sidelines....even if it is just a game.

same here Carmike.. Arrington knocked out Warner, Favre and Grossman out of my NFL2K5 game.

[CarMike]

same here Carmike.. Arrington knocked out Warner, Favre and Grossman out of my NFL2K5 game.

Wow, I can see Warner and Grossman. But I figured Favre could get hit by a train and still get up and throw a TD.

[RedskinsVision]

Wow, I can see Warner and Grossman. But I figured Favre could get hit by a train and still get up and throw a TD.

usually i have to sack em' more than 5 times b4 they get injured but w/ Favre, i knocked him out w/ my 1st sack then proceeded to sack Couch 10 times the rest of the way but he kept kicking and throwing. Favre have suffered numerous concussions so it was fitting he left the game w/ one.. i think he's out for 4 weeks.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Actually, Arrington has already knocked out Warner...atleast in my ESPN 2005 season...:D

If was funny watching him stagger to the sidelines....even if it is just a game.

I've heard that the stagger in 2005 is the most realistic yet. Does Warner also have poor footwork and hold the ball too low in the game, just as he does on the field?