Say A Cliche....

[Axegrinder]

Post a cliche or old saying here....

[Axegrinder]

Don't cry over spilled milk!

[LATrueRedskin]

Its not whether you win or lose, its how you play the game.

[LATrueRedskin]

Can't teach an old dog new tricks!

[ihatedallas]

cheaters bever win and winners never cheat

[CarMike]

Basicly I get sick when I see blue.

*alright....I stole it from LATrueRedskin signature. But I really like it...;)*

[WackyJacky]

A watched pot never boils.

[flave1969]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[LATrueRedskin]

Basicly I get sick when I see blue.

*alright....I stole it from LATrueRedskin signature. But I really like it...;)*

Hey it's all free game. That's probably the best one you'll see on this thread. :Pickle:

[LATrueRedskin]

what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

[CarMike]

thats the pot calling the kettle black...

[RedskinRyan]

dont put off until tomorrow what you can do today

[ihatedallas]

kepp your friends close and your enemies closer

[IndianBaller27]

cheaters bever win and winners never cheat
kinda like... Quitters never win and winners never quit. (I'm not really sure if that's a real one, but I know I heard it somewhere)

[CarMike]

There's no "I" in team...

[Chief Seeway]

There's no "I" in team...
But there is "M E"

[JoeDaSchmoe]

Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut.

[IowaSkinsFan]

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass every afternoon. (God I miss my grandpa!)

[tbfoster1]

no use beating a dead horse

[Carmelo]

six in one hand a half dozen in the other.

[LATrueRedskin]

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

[smoot]

cowboys suck


does that count hehe

[LATrueRedskin]

You can't win 'em all.

[LATrueRedskin]

cowboys suck


does that count hehe

That ALWAYS counts.

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

every cloud has a silver lining.

[LATrueRedskin]

Every dog has its day.

[AGibbsGirl]

Kill two birds with one stone


(or two stones with one bird as my Momma always says)

[Axegrinder]

There's no "I" in team...
But there's an "i" in win.

[Axegrinder]

The early bird catches the worm.

[tbfoster1]

if you soar with the eagles at night then you have to pick sh@# with the chickens in the morning.

(qoute by my old man the first time I had a hangover)

[Axegrinder]

That's the way the ball bounces.

[LATrueRedskin]

if you soar with the eagles at night then you have to pick sh@# with the chickens in the morning.

(qoute by my old man the first time I had a hangover)

Good one!

[LATrueRedskin]

The ball's in your court.

[Axegrinder]

Time will tell.

[ihatedallas]

stupid is as stupid does

[tbfoster1]

give a monkey a typewriter and he'll type a word every now and then

(another quote from my old man usually used if he hits a nice shot in a golf game)

[LATrueRedskin]

give a monkey a typewriter and he'll type a word every now and then

(another quote from my old man usually used if he hits a nice shot in a golf game)

:lol1: Your pops is hilarious!

[Axegrinder]

What goes up...
Must come down.

[tbfoster1]

when my old man is hungry
"Starvation is staring me in the face, The Angel of Death is sitting on my shoulder, I could eat a skunks ass through a screen door"

[tbfoster1]

:lol1: Your pops is hilarious!

there are plenty more I just have to remember them

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

$%^@ happens......

[tbfoster1]

an apple a day keeps the doctor away... If the docter is cute, forget the fruit

[Axegrinder]

Have A Nice Day! :)

[tbfoster1]

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade
If it hands you tomatoes, make bloody mary's

[RedskinRyan]

monkey see monkey do

[MrWiggles]

If at first you dont succeed, try again ... then quit. There is no sense in being a dam fool about it.

W.C. Fields

[RedskinRyan]

it doesnt hurt to try

[Carmelo]

Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.

[Carmelo]

Love makes the world go around....

But whiskey makes it go 'round much faster.

[tbfoster1]

money can't buy you love,
but it can buy a yacht to sail up next to it

[LATrueRedskin]

more money more problems.

[flave1969]

Out of the frying pan into the fire.

[Axegrinder]

It takes two to tango!

[LATrueRedskin]

Failing to plan means you are planning to fail.

[Axegrinder]

The Bigger they are
The harder they fall

[tbfoster1]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[Axegrinder]

The 1st one who smelled it
Dealt it
:D

[tbfoster1]

Don't sweat the petty things
Don't pet the sweaty things

[RedskinRyan]

rofl, tbfoster has the best ones so far

an apple never falls far from the tree

[Carmelo]

rofl, tbfoster has the best ones so far

Yes, I definitely agree. Me and my boss here in the office have been laughing a lot at the cliche's he post. Great stuff

[tbfoster1]

thanks guys

It not whether you win or lose
Its how you place the blame

[Axegrinder]

If you run into more than 1 A-hole during the day....
Look in the mirror

[RedskinRyan]

if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat....

[Carmelo]

"It's better for people to wait for me, than for me to wait for other people"

that's my step-father when I asked him why he's always late.

[NCskinsfanatic]

You can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink......

[RedskinRyan]

You can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink......

unless you give him a beer bong

milk does a body good - does that count?

what exactly IS a cliche? i never understood it, just as like a quote that helps you or something like that

[Axegrinder]

People who live in glass houses...
shouldn't throw stones!

[RedskinRyan]

and should change in the basement

[padraic]

Even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut.


That is what i always say when im golfing and hit a good shot....

[padraic]

no man is an island

[Axegrinder]

He who hesitates......Dies!

[tbfoster1]

If at first you don't succeed
Skydiving is not for you

[smoot]

if you have #### in one hand and wishes in the other, see which fills up first

a quote my grandpa would say after i thought something wasnt fair

[Axegrinder]

If you can't run with the big dogs........
stay on the porch!

[tbfoster1]

If you love something set it free
If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.

[efm2004]

you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

[Axegrinder]

Dance with the girl who brought you.

[MrWiggles]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't roll your friends up into little balls and stick them under your couch.

[RedskinRyan]

those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind

[Axegrinder]

Forgive and forget.

[RedskinRyan]

never make someone your priority when your just their option

[tbfoster1]

where theres a will
I want to be in it

[Axegrinder]

The best never rest!

[NCskinsfanatic]

An elephant never forgets.

[Axegrinder]

If you want something done right
Do it yourself!

[Axegrinder]

2 wrongs don't make a right!

[Axegrinder]

If you meet more than 1 A-hole a day....
Look in the mirror!

[tbfoster1]

my old man judging distance

well, its only a mile as the crow flys.

[tbfoster1]

my old man on food he doesn't like..

it doesn't taste good but it'll make a terd.

[Axegrinder]

Sticks and stones
may break my bones
but names will never hurt me!

[tbfoster1]

beans beans, there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel, beans beans

[Axegrinder]

Age before beauty!

[NCskinsfanatic]

When the cats away the mice will play

[Axegrinder]

Beauty is only skin deep!

[RedskinRyan]

a mind is like a beer, best when open

[Axegrinder]

You've got to walk before you can run.

[RedskinRyan]

its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean

[Axegrinder]

He who laughs last.....
Laughs loudest!

[Axegrinder]

Birds of a feather
flock together

[IowaSkinsFan]

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

[IowaSkinsFan]

a mind is like a beer, best when open
:lol1:

Hadn't heard that one.

[IowaSkinsFan]

never make someone your priority when your just their option

Oooh, now that's a good one.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Beauty is only skin deep!

but ugly goes to the bone.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Life is like a sh1t sandwhich.......the more bread you have, the less sh1t you have to eat!

[Axegrinder]

Life is like a sh1t sandwhich.......the more bread you have, the less sh1t you have to eat!
True!!!
I'm like a fine wine....
I get better with age

[IowaSkinsFan]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Axegrinder]

Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee!

[Axegrinder]

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!

[tbfoster1]

kinky is using a feather
perverted is using the whole chicken

[RedskinRyan]

rockers never quit and quitters never rock

[Evilsockm]

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

[Evilsockm]

It's a Trap!

/Ackbar

[Axegrinder]

It takes a big man to walk away from a fight.

[SkinsGuru]

beans beans, there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel, beans beans


beans, beans, the musical fruit . . . the more you eat the more you toot . . . the more you toot the better you feel, so eat beans at every meal

[SkinsGuru]

half past a monkeys ass, quater to his balls

[SkinsGuru]

What Would Jesus Do . . . WWJD

[SkinsGuru]

If you want love . . . wear the glove

[SkinsGuru]

If you think she's spunky, wrap your monkey.

[Axegrinder]

Walk softly ...
and carry a big stick!

[IllinoiSkinFan]

I HATE THIS QUOTE

Dont throw away the baby with the bathwater :banghead:

[Axegrinder]

If it ain't broke....
don't fix it.

[tbfoster1]

You have the right to remain silent...

[Axegrinder]

Speak up or forever hold your peace.

[IllinoiSkinFan]

bread and butter play

[RedskinRyan]

You have the right to remain silent...

"hands agaisnt the wall now!"

[IllinoiSkinFan]

As you read the scroll, it vanishes :cry:

[Axegrinder]

If you can cook in the bedroom,you don't have to cook in the kitchen.

[Evilsockm]

Your dog wants steak.

[IllinoiSkinFan]

Even a broken watch is right twice a day.

[SkinsGuru]

necessity is the mother of invention

[SkinsGuru]

hurry when you have time, then you'll have time when you are in a hurry

[SkinsGuru]

eyes of a hawk

[SkinsGuru]

See the world through rose colored glasses

[SkinsGuru]

that was old when God was a kid

[Evilsockm]

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

/geh, shoot me

[IllinoiSkinFan]

Stop me if you have heard this one......

[RedskinRyan]

dont put all of your eggs into one basket

[Axegrinder]

Pick yourself up by the bootstraps.

[RedskinRyan]

"liscence and registration please"

[tbfoster1]

"liscence and registration please"
lye down with your hands behind your head

[RedskinRyan]

man who stands on toilet is high on pot

[IllinoiSkinFan]

man who stands on toilet is high on pot

I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

[Axegrinder]

Once upon a time...

[IllinoiSkinFan]

I'll tell ya, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice

[tbfoster1]

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats

[IllinoiSkinFan]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

[Axegrinder]

better safe than sorry!

[RedskinRyan]

when it rains, it pours

[GibbsRules!]

You're as f***** up as a soup sandwich!

[Axegrinder]

Boys will be boys!

[Axegrinder]

Money is the root of all evil.

[GibbsRules!]

It's better to burn out, than fade away...

[Axegrinder]

It's better to burn out, than fade away...
My girl is Red Hot....
your girl ain't doodley squat!

[GibbsRules!]

They say it's who's your daddy, I say it's who's your Poppy?

[Axegrinder]

They say it's who's your daddy, I say it's who's your Poppy?
One for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
and go cat go

[Axegrinder]

Money is the root of all evil.

[Axegrinder]

Same s***,different day.

[IMALILTEAPOT]

The defensive play has been stellar