The Tide/Lions thread

[thickskin]

Any crimson tide (greatness) fans or columbia lions (hapless) fans out there? The tide's looking strong despite the ncaa and that crooked ass coward fulmer snowjobbing us. We should win around 8 games this year, maybe get to a bowlgame. Hopefully Texas A&M picks up the pieces and makes it to a bowl game as well--the tide mudholing francione's team would be even more gratifying than Gibbs kicking hell out of Parcells. And the lions, well we're working on a new losing streak. Too bad (on saturdays anyway) I'm in Harlem and not the 'loosa. Got a ticket to the Auburn game though. Bama bomaye! Bama bomaye!

[thickskin]

I should also point out we have the hands down best qb in the sec. A little undersized, but croyle will put up some big numbers this year. LSU will still be tough, but with some luck we could edge em out for the west.
prospects of knockin off the dogs in the sec title game. . .99 problems but a bitch aint one. We overlords. Folks might want to watch out for our FB Castille too, lest they moufs get smashed

[synovus]

Jeah!! 8?!?! If they slack off at some point, maybe. I think 9's more realistic. Castille, Croyle, Hudson... Hudson son! We're just rope-a-dopin' foo's. Shula plays all lobotomized on the sideline while we tap that ass ambush style!

The NCAA can slurp this nut juice... corrupt turd gurgling limpdicks.

[thickskin]

you know that's real--watch your phrasology--fools clown.

[thickskin]

jeah, I think hudson, darby and castille should do well in a rotation--whose dline can stand that for 4 quarts. none son. not a one

[thickskin]

gameday's been the cronkeets down there so far? i heard some clowns got stabbed out. damn shame. but carry on. so, what are your thoughts on fulmer?

[thickskin]

cause my thoughts are: bomaye

[thickskin]

most unfortunate.

harvard loss (http://gocolumbialions.collegesports.com/sports/m-footbl/recaps/090404aaa.html)


kids plain simple need help. real son

[thickskin]

like my boy longfellow said. . .

[thickskin]

tiger army. . .

[thickskin]

rules son

[synovus]

My observance of cronkeetness lies yet ahead. You'll know full well come Auburn, no doubt. We'll try to avoid the blade swingers, though.

Fulmer's parents shoulda been sterilized at puberty. The man's only redeeming qualities are that he pays taxes (maybe) and will die (not soon enough). I can only assume he plays catcher in his trysts with the NCAA.

[thickskin]

My observance of cronkeetness lies yet ahead. You'll know full well come Auburn, no doubt. We'll try to avoid the blade swingers, though.

Fulmer's parents shoulda been sterilized at puberty. The man's only redeeming qualities are that he pays taxes (maybe) and will die (not soon enough). I can only assume he plays catcher in his trysts with the NCAA.

boy you off the chain a little bit. all good. auburn seems strong so far. hate to lose to those sheepboys. last yeasr was just sad, hell even homer nods. heard? cronkeets!! i'm on a sackhittin mission. this is a cool website, cats know their proball. and several of these playas are straight bout it on the political. you should keep comin on. be good son, Jv

[thickskin]

My observance of cronkeetness lies yet ahead. You'll know full well come Auburn, no doubt. We'll try to avoid the blade swingers, though.

Fulmer's parents shoulda been sterilized at puberty. The man's only redeeming qualities are that he pays taxes (maybe) and will die (not soon enough). I can only assume he plays catcher in his trysts with the NCAA.

had to read that again, cause, by the looks of this thread, it's lonely on top, playa. but anyhway, :funpost: that's how you spost to spew vitriol

[synovus]

had to read that again, cause, by the looks of this thread, it's lonely on top, playa. but anyhway, :funpost: that's how you spost to spew vitriol

There's a vast difference between being alone and being lonely. We ain't lonely, dog. You ain't never lonely when you tickle the swollen love-nub of tradition like we do. We keep that B spreadlegged and wet, yo.

[thickskin]

There's a vast difference between being alone and being lonely. We ain't lonely, dog. You ain't never lonely when you tickle the swollen love-nub of tradition like we do. We keep that B spreadlegged and wet, yo.

wet like the slippery one two
one titel is alone but one two titels is that tide
tradition never missin
and if you thank bama slippin
it's arount ya neck

[thickskin]

I see there are 250,000 homes in alabama without power and that Ivan is plopped down smack dab dead center in the heart of dixie right now. Good luck everybody. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed that the game won't be cancelled. . .and that everyone is safe.

[thickskin]

not that you have power to turn on the computer or for that matter are checking hR as opposed to say, the weather, but best of luck anyway

[synovus]

Power is on... for the moment. Things here in T-town weren't too bad from what I can tell. Power and cable flicker every so often, but luckily always come back a few minutes later. Rain in abundance. Wind in spurts. That warrior of blackness gotta be ridin' high right about now. Thank the gods for the green boredom abatement and a taco in 4-hi.

[thickskin]

Power is on... for the moment. Things here in T-town weren't too bad from what I can tell. Power and cable flicker every so often, but luckily always come back a few minutes later. Rain in abundance. Wind in spurts. That warrior of blackness gotta be ridin' high right about now. Thank the gods for the green boredom abatement and a taco in 4-hi.

4-hi? losing me. glad to hear you still have power. i heard someone sent a memo saying if there wasn't enough power to go around on gameday, the hospital would get first priority. it's a good thing they're getting folks prepared ahead of time. i mean you can't just spring some info like that on everyone at the last minute, fans'd go running through dch pulling plugs. hang in there. roll tide

[thickskin]

forham v. the lions. fordham just broke a 37 yd screen pass for 6. lions can't handle the wishbone.

[thickskin]

fordham getting good pressure with the front four. 3rd and 11, lions with a screen of their own. short gain.

[thickskin]

fordham looking to get back to their block of granite days with lombardi. this game is shaping up to have national title implications

[thickskin]

3q lions block a punt and take houseward. 17-7 fordham still on top. but lions have the ball again and good field position.

[thickskin]

tide up 31-0 at the half. just playing a whetstone though in w carolina. the big test comes next week with the razorbacks. croyle proving again why he's the best qb in the sec. if we come out of the west ahead of the tigers and the tigers, i got a feeling georgia's whole family goin down. roll tide clowns! mfin charley bronson upside 'em

[synovus]

Man... Rollllll TIIIIIIIDE!! :) We ain't playin', dog.

'scuse me... eff Tennessee

[TigerSkin]

yo what's up jv...i'm officially up in this bit...uhhhh...place.

[thickskin]

yo what's up jv...i'm officially up in this bit...uhhhh...place.

thanks for keeping me up with brodie. looks like we had a great game, but losing the best qb in the sec really hurts. i hope guillon can get the job done. if not, it's going ot be a long season for real though

[TigerSkin]

i have confidence in guillon's ability to lead this offense. call me naive. Lagrone (assuming that the spelling of his last name is correct) and I agree that if Miami recruited him from California to play qb, then something must be there. also, he was second team behind Ken Dorsey while there but then a similar knee injury caused the coaches to drop him behind Brock Berlin and Derrick Crudup. The football gods have a weird way of making things right, so maybe this is the California kid's chance to shine and show that Miami coaches are nuckin' futs for handing the qb spot to a crappy Berlin and someone that is a little crappier. Roll Tide and Geaux Tigers!!!!!!!1

[thickskin]

i have confidence in guillon's ability to lead this offense. call me naive. Lagrone (assuming that the spelling of his last name is correct) and I agree that if Miami recruited him from California to play qb, then something must be there. also, he was second team behind Ken Dorsey while there but then a similar knee injury caused the coaches to drop him behind Brock Berlin and Derrick Crudup. The football gods have a weird way of making things right, so maybe this is the California kid's chance to shine and show that Miami coaches are nuckin' futs for handing the qb spot to a crappy Berlin and someone that is a little crappier. Roll Tide and Geaux Tigers!!!!!!!1

you're eternally optimistic tigerskin, i like it. we have to live and die by him now. our o is good bc of its versatility--we lose that if teams aren't afraid of thje passing game. look at the skins. and our running games can't carry us like auburn's carries them. have to keep throwing it. live or die, baby. now we find out what kind of sand these boys holdin. next week should tell us a lot.

[thickskin]

i have confidence in guillon's ability to lead this offense. call me naive. Lagrone (assuming that the spelling of his last name is correct) and I agree that if Miami recruited him from California to play qb, then something must be there. also, he was second team behind Ken Dorsey while there but then a similar knee injury caused the coaches to drop him behind Brock Berlin and Derrick Crudup. The football gods have a weird way of making things right, so maybe this is the California kid's chance to shine and show that Miami coaches are nuckin' futs for handing the qb spot to a crappy Berlin and someone that is a little crappier. Roll Tide and Geaux Tigers!!!!!!!1

nice signature by the way. old cleanass fay

[TigerSkin]

nice signature by the way. old cleanass fay

thank you sir...i thought you'd appreciate that

[thickskin]

anyone have any thoughts on mark guillon? pretty good numbers in relief this weekend but he might have well been playing the lions. obviously he's got good pedigree, but having never been the main son it's tough to say if he can handle the pressure, lead the team, do the intangibles. in my mind we're back to where we were when the season started--outside chance at a bwol game. if there's anything positive about it it's that he has a couple of teams we can beat, even with a back-up, coming up in ark and scar. you know what i always say. bomaye.

[TigerSkin]

i wouldn't count on so. car as an easy win. pappa lou will have those boys ready to play and they did take georgia to the wire.

[thickskin]

i wouldn't count on so. car as an easy win. pappa lou will have those boys ready to play and they did take georgia to the wire.

yeah I don't think the odds are in our favor, but we can beat them with solid qb play. the game's at b-d right? that should help some. I still just can't believe my teams' qb woes. the skins were a question mark at the position to begin with, so i was prepared, but croyle going down was unforeseen. woe.

[TigerSkin]

it sounds like your skin's will be starting ramsey this weekend. your thoughts?

[thickskin]

we're in bad shape. it's like adam sandler said. . .kid can't even read. i'm sure he looks decent in practice, well maybe, but he constantly makes brett favre playoff against the eagles kind of throws. gibbs'll try to settle him down this week, and last time he was on monday night he was the player of the game, so anything's possible. this week means alot. 2-1, beating the cowboys on mnf makes everything seem gravyfied. but 1-2 (0-2 in div) losing a high profile game to our rivals, that's very last year. if we beat dallas it'll be bc of big plays. we need portis, coles, and the d to make something happen. may the force be with them dudes

[thickskin]

i really must say this thread is far and away the most pleasant of any i've encountered to just scroll through. but down to business. columbia takes on princeton this weekend, trying not to fall to 0-3, vainly i suspect. tide takes on a solid defense and running game in the cocks at home in the 'loosa. the passing game is a huge question mark with croyle gone for the season--the only positive is that the tide will have to alter the avoid-passing-the-ball-at-all-costs strategy of last week, which despite a heroic defensive performance, cost us the game against the razorbacks. i suspect we'll do alot more playaction, putting up 24 points, while simeon castille breaks pops' hip, allowing the tide to load the box and squash the run. 24-17 TIDE!!!

[TigerSkin]

Brother JV, why did you change the avatar...i loved the other one...anyway, we missed you out tonight yet i know in my heart that we'll see you soon....Roll Tide and Geaux Tigers....i'm drunk by the way....Pax, niggzzz

[thickskin]

Brother JV, why did you change the avatar...i loved the other one...anyway, we missed you out tonight yet i know in my heart that we'll see you soon....Roll Tide and Geaux Tigers....i'm drunk by the way....Pax, niggzzz

enemies of the beautiful abound in all corners. it is the way in this and every world. fight on. fight on. fight on

[thickskin]

consider this post cyber-seppuku. good luck and carry on.

[TigerSkin]

consider this post cyber-seppuku. good luck and carry on.


so does this mean you're not going to post anything in here anymore? say it ain't so.

[thickskin]

skins and tide both won so i ventured back. it's been a long month. next week--steel cage death match with the vols. bring it cowards.

[thickskin]

tide moves past dawgs as expected, despite 3 picks. qb will keep us from winning another game this year, unless the defense generates some points. lions go down to the crimson in a shutout, and proud of it i'm sure. mfs