Heinz Ketchup Promotion

[IowaSkinsFan]

Anyone see the 2nd round of Heinz Ketchup "Say something ketchuppy II" promotion? If you come up with something clever, they will put it on the lable, like 'Covers up grill marks', or 'For best results, eat'.

Here is the suggestion I sent to them.

Apply LIBERALLY

Get it?

[Axegrinder]

Good One ISF! :)

[Jimreaper007]

Yes there is Republican Ketchup....

It doesn't sale very well because it's too thick, it costs 200 billion dollars per bottle, the glass is deformed so it always falls to the right and like all things Republican it never delivers what it promises on the label.

The initial test product names were:

1. We can never Ketchup
2. No tomato left behind
3. Halli-ketchup
4. The official ketchup of the moral majority
5. No Jobs...... just try this ketchup
6. Separate and unequal ketchup
7. Charlton Heston (The Racist) is our president ketchup
8. If you make over 200K, you'll love this ketchup
9. 9-11 is our meal ticket to world domination ketchup
10. Our ketchup is gay/lesbian/minority proof

I think they were going to cross market the ketchup with the REPUBLICARD ---Spending like there is no tomorrow!

[IowaSkinsFan]

Yes there is Republican Ketchup....

It doesn't sale very well because it's too thick, it costs 200 billion dollars per bottle, the glass is deformed so it always falls to the right and like all things Republican it never delivers what it promises on the label.

The initial test product names were:

1. We can never Ketchup
2. No tomato left behind
3. Halli-ketchup
4. The official ketchup of the moral majority
5. No Jobs...... just try this ketchup
6. Separate and unequal ketchup
7. Charlton Heston (The Racist) is our president ketchup
8. If you make over 200K, you'll love this ketchup
9. 9-11 is our meal ticket to world domination ketchup
10. Our ketchup is gay/lesbian/minority proof

I think they were going to cross market the ketchup with the REPUBLICARD ---Spending like there is no tomorrow!

blah blah blah, change, blah blah blah.

[Axegrinder]

It tastes better than Texas Tea!

[IowaSkinsFan]

It tastes better than Texas Tea!

True dat, true dat!