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Spence
10-09-2004, 01:40 AM
eBay makes a funny (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3845089354).
SkinsKY
10-09-2004, 03:30 AM
I would like some wood.

Would you like some wood?
Minnesota Mike
10-09-2004, 09:28 AM
The price seems a bit high. I would pay $84.
IowaSkinsFan
10-09-2004, 10:37 AM
Current bid: US $10,000,100.00

Wow.
akhhorus
10-09-2004, 11:20 AM
Read the questions on the bottom of the screen.

we join coalition forces to fight in IRAQ to get Wood! now you will not ship wood to Poland? don't say you forget about Poland?
answered on: Oct-08-04*** ****

*** ******* ******* ****A:*** **** We didn't forget about Poland! You may purchase the Special Poland Edition Wood signed by Pres. Bush, look at the link towards the bottom of this auct...more


Q:*** **** People like you suck. There is no question, it's a fact - you obviously know who owns http://needsumwood.com/ - scum!
answered on: Oct-08-04*** ****

*** ******* ******* ****A:*** **** Thanks for your kind words. We have no affiliation with the people at that site and if it is indeed filled with spyware and liberal propoganda we recommend...more

Q:*** **** Has this product been approved by Swift Boat Veterans for wood?
answered on: Oct-08-04*** ****

*** ******* ******* ****A:*** **** Not only was it approved by Swift Boat Veterans for Wood, the original investors of the company that made it, Bush Lumber Co, were SBVfW

Q:*** **** Can you be completely certain about the uniqueness of this wood? I'm certain Saddam Hussein was manufacturing this same wood in one of his mobile weapons...more
answered on: Oct-08-04*** ****

*** ******* ******* ****A:*** **** The wood is, in fact, unique. There are only three pieces of it in existence, two of which are on sale here on eBay. We will keep the third around as a...more


Q:*** **** Could I buy the wood to fix one of the VA hospitals that our leader closed down?
answered on: Oct-08-04*** ****

*** ******* ******* ****A:*** **** Sure thing. But good luck fixing those hospitals while they're being attacked.
3CardMonte
10-09-2004, 07:47 PM
Look at that guys feedback rating I would not buy anything from him.
akhhorus
10-09-2004, 09:11 PM
Look at that guys feedback rating I would not buy anything from him.

As RedskinsDave suggested, I think you should search Ebay for a sense of humor.
3CardMonte
10-09-2004, 10:05 PM
As RedskinsDave suggested, I think you should search Ebay for a sense of humor.

And I think you should kiss my :moon1:
akhhorus
10-09-2004, 10:13 PM
And I think you should kiss my :moon1:

classy.