Letterman on the Presidential Bulge

[Spence]

Okay, maybe the title to this thread was more suggestive than it needed to be. Anyway...

"Top 10 President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket:"

10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that."

9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a word."

8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten around to reading yet."

7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."

6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then voted against it."

5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this economy is moving again."

4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."

3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.

2. "Accidentally took some of Governor Schwarzenegger's 'roids."

1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look like a camel."

[RedskinsDave]

Number 1 takes the cake.

[Spence]

Gee, Dave, I'm shocked--SHOCKED--that was your favorite. A pretty good one. My fave was #6, with #5 earning honorable mention.

[RedskinsDave]

5 was my second favorite.

[Skins57]

number 5 is good. i like number 9 also but they are all good

[NamVet4]

Numbah Ten is Numbah One !!!!!!!!!! :)

[Carmelo]

I'd heard about this and wanted to see it. I'm glad you posted it. Numbers 6,4 and 3 are my favorites. Kerry does kind of remind me of Mr. Ed though. On the other hand he did look and act more presidential, in my opinion, during the debates than bush did.

[Skinzaholic]

I love Dave's Top Ten.