Designated Driver...Dream Job?

[GibbsRules!]

In light of recent events with regard to Sean Taylor, we need some help. Someone in the area please email Joe Gibbs and Daniel Snyder and offer thier services as a designated driver for players that may be inebriated while out on the town. The player would have to be guaranteed anonymity, otherwise they would be reluctant to take part.
This would be a win-win situation for Coach Gibbs, Snyder, players and most of all, the fans.
-Gibbs could rest easy and not worry about midweek game plan changes.
-Snyder, being a business man, would know his investment is protected and would probably appreciate the entrepeneurial spirit. Heck, he might even furnish the vehicle, something like a Lincoln Navigator stretch limo. I'm pretty sure Mark Cuban would do it!
-The players could remain out of the headlines for negative reasons, and wouldn't have to encounter opposing fans holding up embarrassing signs, you know signs like "T.O. has B.O."
-Finally the fans like myself who were hoping to see Sean Taylor play live for the first time. Not mention the card collectors who cringe when a player makes headlines for the wrong reasons. It almost always leads to a depreciation in sports memorabilia...
(JoeDaSchmoe this has you written all over it, I'm sure members of this forum would even help you draft a job proposal. I know I would!)

[IowaSkinsFan]

I'd love to help, but I am busy 5 S'ing at work right now.

[PyroGenic]

In light of recent events with regard to Sean Taylor, we need some help. Someone in the area please email Joe Gibbs and Daniel Snyder and offer thier services as a designated driver for players that may be inebriated while out on the town. The player would have to be guaranteed anonymity, otherwise they would be reluctant to take part.
This would be a win-win situation for Coach Gibbs, Snyder, players and most of all, the fans.
-Gibbs could rest easy and not worry about midweek game plan changes.
-Snyder, being a business man, would know his investment is protected and would probably appreciate the entrepeneurial spirit. Heck, he might even furnish the vehicle, something like a Lincoln Navigator stretch limo. I'm pretty sure Mark Cuban would do it!
-The players could remain out of the headlines for negative reasons, and wouldn't have to encounter opposing fans holding up embarrassing signs, you know signs like "T.O. has B.O."
-Finally the fans like myself who were hoping to see Sean Taylor play live for the first time. Not mention the card collectors who cringe when a player makes headlines for the wrong reasons. It almost always leads to a depreciation in sports memorabilia...
(JoeDaSchmoe this has you written all over it, I'm sure members of this forum would even help you draft a job proposal. I know I would!)


arent drunk football players dangerous? I dunno if they'd trust me driving their car

[IllinoiSkinFan]

In light of recent events with regard to Sean Taylor, we need some help. Someone in the area please email Joe Gibbs and Daniel Snyder and offer thier services as a designated driver for players that may be inebriated while out on the town. The player would have to be guaranteed anonymity, otherwise they would be reluctant to take part.
This would be a win-win situation for Coach Gibbs, Snyder, players and most of all, the fans.
-Gibbs could rest easy and not worry about midweek game plan changes.
-Snyder, being a business man, would know his investment is protected and would probably appreciate the entrepeneurial spirit. Heck, he might even furnish the vehicle, something like a Lincoln Navigator stretch limo. I'm pretty sure Mark Cuban would do it!
-The players could remain out of the headlines for negative reasons, and wouldn't have to encounter opposing fans holding up embarrassing signs, you know signs like "T.O. has B.O."
-Finally the fans like myself who were hoping to see Sean Taylor play live for the first time. Not mention the card collectors who cringe when a player makes headlines for the wrong reasons. It almost always leads to a depreciation in sports memorabilia...
(JoeDaSchmoe this has you written all over it, I'm sure members of this forum would even help you draft a job proposal. I know I would!)


I am pretty sure they already have this kind of service if they request it.
or they can call for a limo, or they can call for a cab, or they could probably call someone at the club.

[JoeDaSchmoe]

(JoeDaSchmoe this has you written all over it, I'm sure members of this forum would even help you draft a job proposal. I know I would!)

Heh, I'd kill for a job like this. :D

How does one email Danny, anyway?

[IowaSkinsFan]

Heh, I'd kill for a job like this. :D

How does one email Danny, anyway?

snyderd@redskins.com

[RedskinRyan]

seeing as to my going sober decision, i will take it!