Your momma is so.....

[CarMike]

.....

Lets hear some of your best/favorite momma jokes right here!

Keep it as clean as possible....;)

[IowaSkinsFan]

Yo momma is so hairy, bigfoot be taking pictures of her.

[tbfoster1]

yo mamma is so fat she bungie jumped and went straight to hell.

[fent]

yo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

[LATrueRedskin]

Yo mammas so small, she poses for trophies.

[fent]

you mamma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

[tbfoster1]

yo mamma is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put a belt on.

[akhhorus]

Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!"

Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued"

[tbfoster1]

yo mamma is so fat she beeps when she backs up

[akhhorus]

Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space

Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!

Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

[MrWiggles]

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so stupid, daddy said ti was chilly out and she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her rolling a trash can down the street, I asked what she was doing, she said "Moving."

[fent]

yo mamma's so fat when i say she sit's around the house i mean she sits AROUND the house.

[MrWiggles]

Yo mamma is so fat when she wears a Malcom X shirt helicopters try and land on her back.

[tbfoster1]

yo momma is so fat that she fell down the stairs and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

[ihatedallas]

yo mommas like a used bicycle...EVERYBODYS taken her for a ride

[IndianBaller27]

yo mommas like a used bicycle...EVERYBODYS taken her for a ride

i thought it was supposed to be clean. :D

(In a Chinese accent) Yo mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck...... (I know fent already said it, but imagine a Chinese person saying it)

[IndianBaller27]

Yo mama's such a slut, that she even does Ryan. :D

[IowaSkinsFan]

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Yo mamma is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska....

[IndianBaller27]

Yo mama's so stupid she lives in Iowa. :D

[IowaSkinsFan]

Yo mama's so stupid she lives in Iowa. :D

Meet me by the flag pole after PE!

[IndianBaller27]

Meet me by the flag pole after PE!
I hate being young

[flave1969]

Your Momma is so ugly, all the mirrors in your house moved to Canada.

[IowaSkinsFan]

I hate being young

Don't. The day will come when you wish you were again.

[IndianBaller27]

Don't. The day will come when you wish you were again.
No not like that. I don't wanna grow up, but I was saying that it is easy for older people to make jokes.

[Axegrinder]

Yo' mamma so fat that when she dances...
the band skips!

[C-7]

Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking cans down the street I said what you doing and she said moving.


(Thats from white men cant jump)

[IowaSkinsFan]

Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking cans down the street I said what you doing and she said moving.


(Thats from white men cant jump)

Is there an echo in here?

[akhhorus]

Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower

your momma is so fat, when she goes into the bathroom, the toilet is scared..

[IowaSkinsFan]

Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower.

Wouldn't that be a "Yo momma is so hairy" version?

[IowaSkinsFan]

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

[IndianBaller27]

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she named her pet zebra "Spot."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed to the roof of a bar because she heard that the drinks were on the house.

[RedskinRyan]

- yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish (i love my gf)
- yo mama's so young, she dates indianballer :)
- yo mama's so dumb she drinks dr.pepper when she's sick

[IndianBaller27]

- yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish (i love my gf)
- yo mama's so young, she dates indianballer :)
- yo mama's so dumb she drinks dr.pepper when she's sick
What does your gf have to do with anything?

[skinsorbust]

yo mamma is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper..
yo mamma's hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers before she brushes it...

[Evilsockm]

Yo momma is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos...
When times are tough, I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with Handcuffs...

/Pharcyde
//Obligatory
///Sorry

[RedskinRyan]

What does your gf have to do with anything?

not gonna say

[IndianBaller27]

not gonna say
uh oh!!! :D