TupaFan
11-06-2004, 02:26 PM
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
2. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Lift your head and spread your legs.
5. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
6. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
7. Just turn your back and drop it.
8. Look at the size of his putter.
9. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
10. ****, I missed the hole again.
1. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
2. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Lift your head and spread your legs.
5. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
6. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
7. Just turn your back and drop it.
8. Look at the size of his putter.
9. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
10. ****, I missed the hole again.