Seinfeld Talk/Thread that went astray

[PennSkinsFan]

Anyone going, feel free to stop by where we had the hR Tailgate and say hello! I will be there alongside my partners in crime, H2S and Kenny.

[RdsknBill]

Hogfest 2004 and the infamous DTC will be in the Green lot, F50 and F51 early on Sunday.


Where is the HR Tailgate????

[Spence]

I'll be there and I've asked Patrick to attend. Patrick is a genius at poisoning food and I'm responsible for distracting Mark when it all goes down, so the two of us really need to be there.

By the way, Kenny and Mike: Patrick and I now accept personal checks and, of course, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express are all fine.

[rskinsfan10]

Anyone going, feel free to stop by where we had the hR Tailgate and say hello! I will be there alongside my partners in crime, H2S and Kenny.

Who invited YOU?

[Spence]

Who invited YOU?I did, Kenny. This is our chance to put Operation Mullet into effect. Remember our slogan: Not alive in '05!

[CarMike]

Ah, I see how it is...leave the lone North Carolinian out of things I see....

Well, I guess someone has to stay around hR and make sure things stay in control...

[Spence]

Well, I guess someone has to stay around hR and make sure things stay in control...It's critically important that someone be here to make sure that we have at least 11 polls about Mark Brunell after the game.

[PGiddy18]

I did, Kenny. This is our chance to put Operation Mullet into effect. Remember our slogan: Not alive in '05!


Man... you guys are kind rough...Lord know what would happen if I was down there this time...

[Spence]

Man... you guys are kind rough...Lord know what would happen if I was down there this time...You'd probably gorge yourself on Keisha's good cooking like everyone else.

[rskinsfan10]

I did, Kenny. This is our chance to put Operation Mullet into effect. Remember our slogan: Not alive in '05!

:doh: My bad. I forgot about that one. So many of our attempts have failed previously.

[CarMike]

Man... you guys are kind rough...Lord know what would happen if I was down there this time...

PGiddy, unfortunately, its true....see for yourself...[PSF Pictured below]

[Spence]

Just thank your lucky stars CarMike didn't provide the rear view. That's one tatoo you don't want to see.

[PGiddy18]

PGiddy, unfortunately, its true....see for yourself...[PSF Pictured below]
:lol1: LOL!!! Oh Mike...that has got to one of the most disturbing yet funnieset things i've seen....

[CarMike]

Just thank your lucky stars CarMike didn't provide the rear view. That's one tatoo you don't want to see.

Thanks to you Spence, I now have Pepsi all over my monitor and keyboard...:D

[rskinsfan10]

:lol1: LOL!!! Oh Mike...that has got to one of the most disturbing yet funnieset things i've seen....
Stop laughing at Mark. He's sensitive about his appearance....

[CarMike]

Stop laughing at Mark. He's sensitive about his appearance....

yeah, especially his "man boobs"...

[PGiddy18]

Stop laughing at Mark. He's sensitive about his appearance....

You seem to forget Kenny, I live in the grand old state of Pennsylvania as well... people dress like this regularly around here... the spikes on the other hand... i guess it was a special occasion...

[rskinsfan10]

You seem to forget Kenny, I live in the grand old state of Pennsylvania as well... people dress like this regularly around here... the spikes on the other hand... i guess it was a special occasion...

Special occasion? Those are his work clothes baby girl.

[IowaSkinsFan]

yeah, especially his "man boobs"...

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Frank Costanza created the male bra?

What did they call that, the Manzeire?

[PGiddy18]

Special occasion? Those are his work clothes baby girl.

(just so you know I woke my roomie up from a nap when i read that line)

Wow… the PA Legislative staff is taking “casual Friday” to a whole new level…

[dj_stouty]

I'll stop by and say hello before going into the stadium. I usually tailgate with some friends in the grass of E44...

I tried stopping by during the Packers game, (4pmish) but I didn't recognize anybody...

[bfauble83]

I am going to the game, and have 2 tickets for sale well below face value in the trading forum.

[Patrick]

Well - OF course I'll be there AND hoping to get over to have a couple of beers with you guys....

IN FACT, if there is any hR members looking of two(2) tickets, I have some for this game. Just give me a PM if you're interested. Great seats on the lower level and NO steps!!!!!

[openallnight]

I'll be there policing sec. 133 of any bungle behavior.
I'm even thinking of wearing a #8 "Wild Thing" jersey this week ;)

[IowaSkinsFan]

I'll stop by and say hello before going into the stadium. I usually tailgate with some friends in the grass of E44...

I tried stopping by during the Packers game, (4pmish) but I didn't recognize anybody...

Did you say, 'tailgate with some friend with some grass'?????????

[dj_stouty]

Did you say, 'tailgate with some friend with some grass'?????????

LMAO...."In the Grass of E44!"

[Skinzaholic]

Now this is a strange thread... cant even remember the original topic...

[rskinsfan10]

Now this is a strange thread... cant even remember the original topic...
It was about Mark and his work clothes.

[hockeygoalie29]

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Frank Costanza created the male bra?

What did they call that, the Manzeire?

Wasn't it a "bro"?

[suppitty]

I'll be there for my annual game. Upper deck in the corner is where it's at!

[openallnight]

Wasn't it a "bro"?
I think that was a major point of dissention between kramer and costanza. Mansiere v. Bro

[RdsknBill]

You seem to forget Kenny, I live in the grand old state of Pennsylvania as well... people dress like this regularly around here... the spikes on the other hand... i guess it was a special occasion...


Must be a Philly thing. I don't see that kind of dress around Central PA :lol1:

[Spence]

It was a battle between the Bro and the Mansierre. A classic episode. The scene when Kramer is strapping that thing on to Frank just as Estelle and George walks in makes me lose it every single time.

[IowaSkinsFan]

It was a battle between the Bro and the Mansierre. A classic episode. The scene when Kramer is strapping that thing on to Frank just as Estelle and George walks in makes me lose it every single time.

I love that scene. There is some funky music playing in the backgroun and they are dancing as Kramer is strapping it on, they stop momentarily as Estelle enters the room, and then they resume dancing.

CLASSIC!

[CarMike]

It was a battle between the Bro and the Mansierre. A classic episode. The scene when Kramer is strapping that thing on to Frank just as Estelle and George walks in makes me lose it every single time.

I can't help but to laugh when I read your post Tom. Great, classic Sienfeld.

Another great episode is the one about "Festivus"....:D

[IowaSkinsFan]

I can't help but to laugh when I read your post Tom. Great, classic Sienfeld.

Another great episode is the one about "Festivus"....:D

Ah yes, the Festivus for the rest of us.

[CarMike]

On a side note....I love this thread. Not one mention of the great debate....:D

SO DON'T START NOW! LOL

[Spence]

Ah yes, the Festivus for the rest of us.Another brilliant episode. [There were many.] I loved the fact that the two keys to Festivus wear The Airing of Grievances and The Test of Strength [wherein George was obliged to wrestle his father]. If there has ever been a more amusingly disturbed family than the Costanzas, I must have missed 'em.

[PGiddy18]

Must be a Philly thing. I don't see that kind of dress around Central PA :lol1:

2 words babe: South Street!!

lol but we ALL don't dress like that... just some people (and i was kidding, though you do see it sometimes on south street...)

[CarMike]

Another brilliant episode. [There were many.] I loved the fact that the two keys to Festivus wear The Airing of Grievances and The Test of Strength [wherein George was obliged to wrestle his father]. If there has ever been a more amusingly disturbed family than the Costanzas, I must have missed 'em.

My wife often compare the Costanzas to the Berones, from "Everybody Loves Raymond".

I'd have to go with the Costanzas though....

Another favorite of mine would be the episode where Jerry always get into weight lifting contests against his will. I think its also the one where Jerrys dad wears the "Greatest Dad" t-shirt....:D

[Spence]

Another favorite of mine would be the episode where Jerry always get into weight lifting contests against his will. I think its also the one where Jerrys dad wears the "Greatest Dad" t-shirt....:DThat is the same episode. The Mandlebaum's keep chanting their family name over and over again until one of them declares, "It's go-time!" and tries to lift something far too heavy. That battle of the "World's Greatest Dad" t-shirt is hilarious.

I loved Jerry's comment: "I'm not sure how official any of these rankings are."

[CarMike]

Damn Tom, I'm clearly out of my league....:D You know your Sienfeld.

[Spence]

Damn Tom, I'm clearly out of my league....:D You know your Sienfeld.Never miss it.

[CarMike]

Me neither. from 6 pm till 7 pm its on my TV...

[PGiddy18]

Never miss it.

Uhh Excuse me sir? Can you spare a square?

[RedskinsDave]

My favorite line ever was when Wattley converted to Judaism and Jerry goes to the see the priest. He tells him that he thinks Wattley converted just so he can tell the jokes. When the priest asks "so this offends you as a Jew?", Jerry replies "no, it offends as a comedian".

[Keino]

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and Frank Costanza created the male bra?

What did they call that, the Manzeire?

The name is what destroyed the venture.........Frank wanted to call it the "Manzier" while Kramer wanted to call it the "Bro".....Hilarious stuff.

I needed this thread by the way, good ole HR fun. Such a welcome change from the "Brunell sucks, lets hang him" threads..........

[Keino]

I see I was a little late with the last post, just what I get for not reading......


Since this turned into a favorite Seifeld thread I have 2:

1. Vandelay Industries. "And you want to be my Latex Supervisor"

2. The episode where George, immedately after losing his wife, tries to get with Marrisa Tomei...............

[IowaSkinsFan]

That is the same episode. The Mandlebaum's keep chanting their family name over and over again until one of them declares, "It's go-time!" and tries to lift something far too heavy. That battle of the "World's Greatest Dad" t-shirt is hilarious.

I loved Jerry's comment: "I'm not sure how official any of these rankings are."

"You think you are better than us, don't you?"

[IowaSkinsFan]

Are we going to have to move this thread to the Off Topic forum?

[openallnight]

The greatest line ever "Maybe a Dango ate your baby"

[IowaSkinsFan]

The greatest line ever "Maybe a Dango ate your baby"

No.

The greatest Seinfeld line without a doubt is.

Serenity Now!

[AGibbsGirl]

Form me and my family it's


NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!

We're always yelling it at the dinner table...we have no class whatsoever

[Axegrinder]

Are they real?You'll never know....

On topic:Me and a guest shall see you Sunday!

[AGibbsGirl]

BTW...I never did get it...what was that girlfriend's name?

[Axegrinder]

I can't recall,but Elaine fell into her in the sauna.

[Keino]

Donna Chang was a funny episode too....sheesh, the Theft of the Rye Bread, the episode where George runs over women and children because he thinks there is a fire..........

[openallnight]

The girl in the sauna was a different girl than the one who's name rhymed with a female body part. Wasn't her name delores?

[AGibbsGirl]

The girl in the sauna was a different girl than the one who's name rhymed with a female body part. Wasn't her name delores?

This is the one I was talking about...was it really Deloris? That's funny

[CarMike]

Donna Chang was a funny episode too....sheesh, the Theft of the Rye Bread, the episode where George runs over women and children because he thinks there is a fire..........

Keino, the "Rye Bread" comment made me think of another one of my favs...

Where George sees a doughnut in the trash can so he takes it out and eats it in front of his girlfriends mother. He keeps doing stupid things like that until she finally breaks up.

The one and only episode I will not watch again is the one where they lose their car in the parking garage. Jerry and George get arrested for urinating behind some cars....For some reason that one gets on my nerves.

[swheeler]

The one and only episode I will not watch again is the one where they lose their car in the parking garage. Jerry and George get arrested for urinating behind some cars....For some reason that one gets on my nerves.

I agree, that one wasn't up to the usual standards.

Great episode: Kenny's Roasters. Jerry and Kramer switching personalities, Newman betraying Kramer over threats of broccoli, the rat hat, whats not to like?

[IowaSkinsFan]

BTW...I never did get it...what was that girlfriend's name?

Are you talking about the girl who's name rhymed with a body part? I always thought her name was Mulva.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Where George sees a doughnut in the trash can so he takes it out and eats it in front of his girlfriends mother. He keeps doing stupid things like that until she finally breaks up.

Isn't that the same episode where he comes out of the bathroom, minus his shirt, after staring at the 3D art?

[swheeler]

Are you talking about the girl who's name rhymed with a body part? I always thought her name was Mulva.

No it was Dolores. Jerry guessed and called her Mulva, but he was wrong

[PennSkinsFan]

Since were off topic, here it stays!

[IowaSkinsFan]

This thread is pure gold and a great example of why hR rules!

[bfauble83]

"Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home."

[IowaSkinsFan]

'7 Costanza'.

Seven! Sevvveeeen!

[AGibbsGirl]

My favorite episode of all time was the one where they went backwards...it kills me everytime I see Kramer and that lollipop...we used to get those at a Ice cream place called Farrells (somewhere in Wheaton) when I was a kid

[RedskinsDave]

My favorite episode of all time was the one where they went backwards...it kills me everytime I see Kramer and that lollipop...we used to get those at a Ice cream place called Farrells (somewhere in Wheaton) when I was a kid

Wow Farrell's!!! There was one on Columbia Pike in Falls Church. Of course, it's a one price dry cleaner now. There was one in Bethesda too, may still be actually.

[AGibbsGirl]

Wow Farrell's!!! There was one on Columbia Pike in Falls Church. Of course, it's a one price dry cleaner now. There was one in Bethesda too, may still be actually.

Now when I was a kid you could get this thing called "The Zoo" It was like 20 scoops of Ice Cream and it was brought out on a stretcher, in a giant bowl, and the place went crazy with sirens and lights flashing...(is this the same place?)

It was like Willy Wonka's to me back then

[RedskinsDave]

Same place. Wow we're old.....

[IowaSkinsFan]

"Estelle's got the Jimmy arms"

"You get that in your arms too?"

"Like you wouldn't believe!"

[Booser]

how about the "Cigar Store Indian" episode? Or the "Menage a Trois"? Finally, who could forget the "Master of My Domain" episode?


Or the low sperm count?
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!"

[IowaSkinsFan]

Remember when Jerry was dating the Native American, and she gave him something to keep and then asked for it back?

"You can't give something to someon and then ask for it back, that would make you a............."

"Make me a what, Jerry?"

"Someone who gives something away and then tries to get it back......"

"Say it Jerry, an Indian Giver!"

[RedskinRyan]

i love the episode where jerry starts acting like kramer....
no soup for you is classic, and i'll change the soup for other words with friends
i wanted to talk about some of my other favorites, but they;ve already been mentioned

i like the one episode with the catfight, the girl doesnt move her arms around when she walks and kramer is like "ha ta ta cat fight"

or the episode where the guy who talks in 3rd person(cant remember his name), and kramer spills something on the floor cause he's all numbed and that guy breaks his leg.

[IowaSkinsFan]

One of my personal favs is where Kramer is taking Karate lessons with the gradeschoolers.

Jerry says "You guys have class at the same time"

Kramer "No, were in the same class"

Jerry "Kramer, you're fighting children?"

Kramer "Jerry, we're all at the same skill level"

Jerry "You don't need Karate, you can ring their necks"