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akhhorus
05-19-2005, 01:03 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050519/od_nm/odd_russia_lake_dc

Lake disappears, baffling villagers

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight.

NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately.

"It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground," said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel.

Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations.

"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

BurgundyNGold
05-19-2005, 01:07 PM
"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.[/b]
You'll know we've gotten to you when there's a McDonalds and a Starbucks in your village, hon.

Spence
05-19-2005, 01:24 PM
"The lake-shrinking device is nearing completion!"

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BurgundyNGold
05-19-2005, 01:25 PM
"The lake-shrinking device is nearing completion!"
"Victory is mine!"

Spence
05-19-2005, 01:26 PM
Egg -- cellent!

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RedskinsDave
05-19-2005, 02:44 PM
I was thirsty lady, screw off....

padraic
05-19-2005, 05:21 PM
You'll know we've gotten to you when there's a McDonalds and a Starbucks in your village, hon.


THATS FUNNY RIGHT DARE

Meatsnack
05-20-2005, 06:34 PM
You'll know we've gotten to you when there's a McDonalds and a Starbucks in your village, hon.
There are Coca-Cola stands in the middle of the Atacama Desert. We've already won. The rest is just consolidation. ;)