darksome
05-20-2005, 12:47 AM
What's up gang!
I took a break away from BNG and OCSkinzFan to get in on some laughter, one of my main hobbies if you read my profile. Since it is all about me, I am going to assume you did! :lol1:
Anyway, this thread is about the crazy stuff that people come up to you and say thread that makes no sense! You just look at them like "WTF"???
Here is mine and feel free to add yours, no limitations, but don't be a board hog! LOL! (let he who is without sin, throw some stones - I dare ya!)
Ok, I have two:
1) I told you guys before I am postal, right? Ok, if ya don't know now ya know. So my job is to collect mail from the blue street corner mailboxes. Now, I am often approached by people while I am standing there, with the mailbox open, taking the mail out and putting it in a container, and I am asked, "Sir, are you collecting the mail"? Yes, I gave them a POSTAL look like I could smack them silly for asking that dumb question, but I just took it from them and just looked at them like "WTF"???? So, when you see a mailman emptying the mail from a box - DON'T ASK THAT! WE ARE PACKING HEAT REMEMBER! j/k :lol1:
2) I was in a department store shopping one day. A guy walks up to me in the men's department and asks me if I knew where the gourmet bags were? I was like huh? He said the gourmet bags. I said, I doubt if they would have gourmet bags in here. This is Nordstrom's. Maybe you would have better luck somewhere else in the mall, like a coffeeshop or someplace that sold food. He looked at me with a funny look and said, "So what are you applying"? Ok, now, I have to admit, I laughed a little in his face. But I recovered, because I am a good guy, and asked him, "What do you mean"? He said, you know what I mean. What are you applying? Then I thought about it. He meant implying. I just shook my head and said I'm busy man, go ask somebody that works here. So the dude walks away right. As he is walking away, he gets about 100 feet, spins around, and says I knew they had them and held one up! I looked...and he was talking about a GARMENT BAG!!! I went around the corner and was cracking up!!! I told everybody I knew that story! That was funny! True Story!!!!
Ok, your turn to go "WTF"???? And no fake made for tv stuff either!! You know who you are!!
I took a break away from BNG and OCSkinzFan to get in on some laughter, one of my main hobbies if you read my profile. Since it is all about me, I am going to assume you did! :lol1:
Anyway, this thread is about the crazy stuff that people come up to you and say thread that makes no sense! You just look at them like "WTF"???
Here is mine and feel free to add yours, no limitations, but don't be a board hog! LOL! (let he who is without sin, throw some stones - I dare ya!)
Ok, I have two:
1) I told you guys before I am postal, right? Ok, if ya don't know now ya know. So my job is to collect mail from the blue street corner mailboxes. Now, I am often approached by people while I am standing there, with the mailbox open, taking the mail out and putting it in a container, and I am asked, "Sir, are you collecting the mail"? Yes, I gave them a POSTAL look like I could smack them silly for asking that dumb question, but I just took it from them and just looked at them like "WTF"???? So, when you see a mailman emptying the mail from a box - DON'T ASK THAT! WE ARE PACKING HEAT REMEMBER! j/k :lol1:
2) I was in a department store shopping one day. A guy walks up to me in the men's department and asks me if I knew where the gourmet bags were? I was like huh? He said the gourmet bags. I said, I doubt if they would have gourmet bags in here. This is Nordstrom's. Maybe you would have better luck somewhere else in the mall, like a coffeeshop or someplace that sold food. He looked at me with a funny look and said, "So what are you applying"? Ok, now, I have to admit, I laughed a little in his face. But I recovered, because I am a good guy, and asked him, "What do you mean"? He said, you know what I mean. What are you applying? Then I thought about it. He meant implying. I just shook my head and said I'm busy man, go ask somebody that works here. So the dude walks away right. As he is walking away, he gets about 100 feet, spins around, and says I knew they had them and held one up! I looked...and he was talking about a GARMENT BAG!!! I went around the corner and was cracking up!!! I told everybody I knew that story! That was funny! True Story!!!!
Ok, your turn to go "WTF"???? And no fake made for tv stuff either!! You know who you are!!