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PennSkinsFan
08-18-2005, 10:24 PM
Six Flags!

Links (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9002777/)

Imagine the Rides....let's start it out....

The Arrington Crush
ihatedallas
08-18-2005, 10:27 PM
"The Portis Spin"

"The toe"
becky
08-18-2005, 10:32 PM
"The toe"

do you leave that ride feeling depressed and disappointed about the way your career with the redskins wound up?
becky
08-18-2005, 10:33 PM
how bout 'the darrell green'? you go from 0-80 in 1.5 seconds!
ihatedallas
08-18-2005, 10:34 PM
do you leave that ride feeling depressed and disappointed about the way your career with the redskins wound up?

yes, but you make a ton of money without doing anything and it takes u all the way to New York! Were you get to ride "The noodle Arm"
The Iceman
08-18-2005, 10:54 PM
The Marcus Mixer... Where you get your head spun for 60 minutes.
CowboyKilla
08-18-2005, 11:12 PM
The Butcher....Sean Taylors Haunted House.
colkurtz
08-19-2005, 12:17 AM
Coles Memorial Plasma TV set (in the House of Horrors).
tbfoster1
08-19-2005, 12:59 AM
I'm thinking Cooley would have a water ride but I'm to tired to come up with anything clever
bgforever
08-19-2005, 01:14 AM
"Strawberry Dockery" pancakes! (Concession stand)
Farbod
08-19-2005, 02:06 AM
The Barrow...

You get on... Sit there for a few hours... Nothing happens... Then you throw a fit and get off...

The Deion...

You get in free, get free food, get to ride all the rides without waiting, and even get to piss on the mascots...

The Spurrier...

Ride has been closed after having nearly killed someone...

The Big Daddy Stubblefield...

A giant couch where you get to watch everyone walk and run by enjoying themselves...

Mr Crapenheimer...

Someone hired to walk around and insult all the senior citizens...
whistleandthumb
08-19-2005, 02:09 AM
"The most exciting, brand new, exhilirating thrill ride to ever be constructed. You'll never experience another amusement park attraction like it. The most amazing, jaw-dropping moment of your entire life, in one incredible, unforgettable ride ever created by a human being. It's...







THE HEATH SHULER!!!"

Only, the damn thing is always broken. Oh well...
CarMike
08-19-2005, 04:48 AM
The Cooley Express. Where cheerleaders get on....next line unemployment.
Spence
08-19-2005, 06:30 AM
If Snyder is taking over Six Flags I guess that means they'll add 10 new rides every winter and none of them work once the park opens.
IowaSkinsFan
08-19-2005, 06:46 AM
If Snyder is taking over Six Flags I guess that means they'll add 10 new rides every winter and none of them work once the park opens.

Now that's good.
joethefan
08-19-2005, 08:01 AM
Can you imagine the SMACKER...a game that's similar to the Vick game. Only you;re the qb and you have to get away from Lavar and Taylor. You could choose either reciever or QB.....WHEW DANNY SIGN ME UP!!
CNYSkinFan
08-19-2005, 08:27 AM
The Laverneaus Coles

Riders will be bashed on the toe with a hammer while sitting in front of a couch with a flat screen tv while Sean Taylor makes the moves on your girlfriend.
tbfoster1
08-19-2005, 08:31 AM
The Rod Gardner

The safety restraints aren't very good, the chances of actually staying in the coaster during the ride are about 50/50
Sweepea436
08-19-2005, 08:40 AM
yes, but you make a ton of money without doing anything and it takes u all the way to New York! Were you get to ride "The noodle Arm"

Now THAT is funny.......... :lol3:
BurgundyNGold
08-19-2005, 08:41 AM
The Barrow...

You get on... Sit there for a few hours... Nothing happens... Then you throw a fit and get off...

The Deion...

You get in free, get free food, get to ride all the rides without waiting, and even get to piss on the mascots...

The Spurrier...

Ride has been closed after having nearly killed someone...

The Big Daddy Stubblefield...

A giant couch where you get to watch everyone walk and run by enjoying themselves...

Mr Crapenheimer...

Someone hired to walk around and insult all the senior citizens...
:lol1:
swheeler
08-19-2005, 08:48 AM
The Arrington:

15 seconds of the most incredible ride of your life, followed by 5 minutes of sitting still doing nothing. Repeat a few times.
Axegrinder
08-19-2005, 04:49 PM
He'll have "The Fan Ride".

You'll pay top dollar,stay in long lines of traffic,and be taken to the cleaners for the ride of your life.
Sound familiar?
becky
08-19-2005, 05:23 PM
He'll have "The Fan Ride".

You'll pay top dollar,stay in long lines of traffic,and be taken to the cleaners for the ride of your life.
Sound familiar?

yet you ALWAYS come back for more! :D
C-7
08-19-2005, 05:32 PM
"The Ade Jimoh Burner"


Run in slow motion and watch the flames pass you by... The ride never ends.
Axegrinder
08-19-2005, 05:53 PM
yet you ALWAYS come back for more! :D
You caught me. :banghead:
steveo395
08-19-2005, 06:31 PM
the gus frerotte :banghead: :banghead:

....even though that wasnt with snyder...but i didnt think of that until after....but uhh w/e
redwolf1218
08-19-2005, 06:33 PM
If Snyder is taking over Six Flags I guess that means they'll add 10 new rides every winter and none of them work once the park opens.
after first firing all existing employees and replacing them.