Jessica Simpson at Skins vs Bears

[tbfoster1]

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey will be singing America the Beautiful before the game at Fed Ex Field.

http://www.redskins.com/

in the videos section

[IowaSkinsFan]

I hope she wears her Daisy Duke outfit from the video.

[CNYSkinFan]

Ugh....Time to get out the tomatoes.....

[smoak]

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey will be singing America the Beautiful before the game at Fed Ex Field.

http://www.redskins.com/

in the videos section


In a related story, does anyone want to buy two tickets in section 439.

:rolleyes:

[redskin_rich]

I guess there wasn't anybody with talent available.

[dj_stouty]

Jessica has talent.

[RedskinsDave]

She's hot, I'm okay with that.

[MONK_in_HOF]

get your binoculars ready, and your earplugs

[IowaSkinsFan]

Jessica has talent.

I hope she doesn't put too much clothes on it.

She is smokin. She makes Britney look like trash.

[CNYSkinFan]

Jessica has talent.

She can sing...but not act.

[BIGSEF3]

My only concern is that Cooley will hit on her.

[redskin_rich]

She can sing...but not act.
Pop singers are a dime a dozen, nobody here can honestly say she got her fame on her singing ability. Talented singers and musicians can write their own music.

[dj_stouty]

She can sing...but not act.

You are correct on that one...

She may suck at acting...but she can sing with the best of them.

[IowaSkinsFan]

She can sing...but not act.

She doesn't need to do either, IMO. She can just stand there and dance, that would be good enough for me.

[RedskinsDave]

I hope she doesn't put too much clothes on it.

She is smokin. She makes Britney look like trash.

Reality makes Britney look like trash.

[TertiaryView]

I hope she doesn't put too much clothes on it.

She is smokin. She makes Britney look like trash.Of all those princesses the only one that can truly sing is Christina, Britney can shake her bones but cant sing, and Jessica is in between the two although a bit better than Britney.

I wonder who among our own Cheerleaders can sing for us, it would be cool to have a Redskin talent sing at our games.

[Ibleedburgundy]

Pop singers are a dime a dozen, nobody here can honestly say she got her fame on her singing ability. Talented singers and musicians can write their own music.

Thank you Redskin Rich! As a musician, I pretty much want to strangle all these models who pretend to be musicians. Real musicians WRITE music. Fake musicians are masters of kereoke. I'm gonna go puke. Am I unAmerican if I boo them?

[Redskin-4-life]

My only concern is that Cooley will hit on her.
:lol1: Lets hope he can keep focused on the game. If he gets the dropsies then we will know why.

[The Iceman]

Anyone who thinks that Jessica Simpson cannot sing is nuts. She can outsing, outdance, and outclass Britney, or Christina..... The news that she is going to be singing on opening day just made me one of the happiest men alive..... The only downside ofcourse being that her husband is going to be there, lol.

[whistleandthumb]

Oh my god - I LOVE Jessica Simpson. I can't WAIT for this!! Almost as exciting as seeing the game itself!



In a related story - I enjoy sticking hot pokers into my eyes...

[Ibleedburgundy]

Anyone who thinks that Jessica Simpson cannot sing is nuts. She can outsing, outdance, and outclass Britney, or Christina..... The news that she is going to be singing on opening day just made me one of the happiest men alive..... The only downside ofcourse being that her husband is going to be there, lol.


You do realize there is an entire world of real music outside of what the advertising executives at MTV have been spoon-feeding you, don't you?

[smoak]

Pop singers are a dime a dozen, nobody here can honestly say she got her fame on her singing ability. Talented singers and musicians can write their own music.

That is my argument every time my wife talk about her talent. Sure, she is pretty, but between her IQ level (which may or may not be an act) and the "I'm so beautiful" attitude, I can't get into her.

[KMDeMuth]

*shrugs* (i wonder if anyone gets this...)

I wonder if Bam Margera will be there..... :rolleyes:

[smoak]

Thank you Redskin Rich! As a musician, I pretty much want to strangle all these models who pretend to be musicians. Real musicians WRITE music. Fake musicians are masters of kereoke. I'm gonna go puke. Am I unAmerican if I boo them?

During the national anthem might not be a good idea, but before they sing might work.

[smoak]

*shrugs* (i wonder if anyone gets this...)

I wonder if Bam Margera will be there..... :rolleyes:

LOL! Considering his parents were on a Philly radio station talking about how he hit it, then I'm guessing he won't be.

[ttr77]

As if I needed to have another reason to drink another beer in the parking lot to kill time...

[dj_stouty]

I don't downgrade musical artists that dont' write their own music. There have been rock/pop/country stars for decades that have been signing other people's music.

I only care if the song is good...

[fent]

to put this part of the argument to rest...the girl CANNOT dance. she can move like a stripper, but she can't dance. she's really not that impressive either. i got to play bodyguard for her after one of her concerts in Dallas before i moved up here and she's not as hot as she looks in all her pictures and TV appearances. she's also a bit of a pill.

[PennSkinsFan]

She's hot, I'm okay with that.

Yup. Will anyone really be listenting anyway. Binoculars are a new priority!

[Minnesota Mike]

... she can move like a stripper, but she can't dance. ...

That's good enough for me.

[GolfFreak]

In a related story, does anyone want to buy two tickets in section 439.

:rolleyes:

:lol1:

Note to self - bring binoculars!!!

[HAWGZHEAD]

She doesn't need to do either, IMO. She can just stand there and dance, that would be good enough for me.
NO doubt, What are you guys, talent agents. Just enjoy the view and leave the talent scouting to the guys that make millions of dollars doing it lol.

[IowaSkinsFan]

to put this part of the argument to rest...the girl CANNOT dance. she can move like a stripper, but she can't dance.

Are you saying there is a difference?

[The Skinsinator]

get your binoculars ready, and your earplugs

LOL. Her voice isn't that bad. Frankly, I think it's a pretty good combo coming to DC, although a bit boy bandish. She's wqrth looking at when the Skins aren't playing on the field.

[IowaSkinsFan]

All of the people at hR w/a better voice and record deal please line up single file behind this post.

[Minnesota Mike]

All of the people at hR w/a better voice and record deal please line up single file behind this post.

Record deals are so over-rated.

[lakeskin]

Just be glad its not her sister.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Record deals are so over-rated.

As someone who cannot carry a tune in a bucket, I know not to cast stones.....

[BandWagon]

Oh for Christ sake...get a load of Larry Michael's "news desk" :banghead:

[mtyquinn]

Since I don't go to the game to hear the singers, putting a hot girl out there is ok with me.

[whitskins]

How long does it take Chris Cooley to break up Jessica and Nick's marriage?

I predict by next summer we will be treated to "Newlyweds 2: Jessica and COOOOLLLEEEYYYYYYY".

[LATrueRedskin]

She's hot, I'm okay with that.

Me too. Who cares if she can sing.

[openallnight]

Jessica Simpson???

Bart or Homer would be better arent' they the
stars of the show?

[AGibbsGirl]

Nick must go shirtless


...er...sorry....and I give you guys a hard time all the time.... :badgirl:

[colkurtz]

to put this part of the argument to rest...the girl CANNOT dance. she can move like a stripper, but she can't dance. she's really not that impressive either. i got to play bodyguard for her after one of her concerts in Dallas before i moved up here and she's not as hot as she looks in all her pictures and TV appearances. she's also a bit of a pill.

Can you elaborate?

[ihatedallas]

I hope she wears her Daisy Duke outfit from the video.

We can only pray ISF :)

[skins74]

She should leave the dead weight at home.

[becky]

here's how i see it.. jessica is just fine for what she is. she's a singer, a pop star, and she has a nice voice. she's not advertising to be anything else. she doesn't run around saying "i write amazing music" or "i am an incredible musician". she goes out, she sings, she plays house in her tv show, and the little girls (and many of you gentlemen) love her. for godssakes at least those little girls are preoccupied with her and not britney!

plus, even i think she's hot!


Nick must go shirtless


...er...sorry....and I give you guys a hard time all the time.... :badgirl:


lol AMEN. i second that motion!

[Santheb]

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey will be singing America the Beautiful before the game at Fed Ex Field.

http://www.redskins.com/

in the videos section

I will mute the TV, but I am definitely not leaving the room. In fact, my eyes will probably be glued to the TV.

[AGibbsGirl]

plus, even i think she's hot!

I too think she's gorgeous, but I think she should sing like she used to. The "sexy-cutsie" voice she uses now makes me cringe...

btw, of the two, I think Nick is the better singer.....

[Skins57]

atleast we will have one good tight end on the field... did I say that out loud :D

[skinsdude]

I'm hoping for a "wardrobe malfunction" a la Janet Jackson. Nick may not cooperate though. Kill joy.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Nick must go shirtless


...er...sorry....and I give you guys a hard time all the time.... :badgirl:

In that case Jessica should wear a matching outfit.

[ihatedallas]

atleast we will have one good tight end on the field... did I say that out loud :D

Appluase!

best...Post...ever..

[becky]

I too think she's gorgeous, but I think she should sing like she used to. The "sexy-cutsie" voice she uses now makes me cringe...

btw, of the two, I think Nick is the better singer.....

i agree, she's got some lungs. there's no need to overdo it the way she is now.

i think nick has a great everything, but what can i say, i'm biased! :D

[tbfoster1]

i agree, she's got some lungs. there's no need to overdo it the way she is now.

i think nick has a great everything, but what can i say, i'm biased! :D

I actually like Nick, not in a gay way, I just like the fact that he tries to do alot of things himself around the house rather than hire someone like Jessica always wants to do. I think I just admitted I've watched the newlyweds in the past.

This is a bad post for me...I'm outta here...lol

[redskin_rich]

I actually like Nick, not in a gay way, I just like the fact that he tries to do alot of things himself around the house rather than hire someone like Jessica always wants to do. I think I just admitted I've watched the newlyweds in the past.

This is a bad post for me...I'm outta here...lol
http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/6446/nonosmily2yq.gif (http://imageshack.us) :garcia:

[tbfoster1]

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/6446/nonosmily2yq.gif (http://imageshack.us) :garcia:

aw man, you gave me the gay smilie, I should have known something like that would happen..lol

[superskin]

Regardless of who sings America The Beautiful, or the Star Spangled Banner, it is going to be an incredible scene at Fortress Fed Ex before kickoff. 92,000 fans with their heads tipped in silence to remember the 9/11 victims...the American flag stretched out onto the field...Lavar lipping the anthem with his eyes closed, a sea of burgundy and gold in the stands....

I am almost ready to pop with excitement. Let's go, Baby...it's just about SHOWTIME.

[BurgundyNGold]

aw man, you gave me the gay smilie, I should have known something like that would happen..lol
You know what's especially funny about that smilie is that it's called "Garcia", lol.

[AGibbsGirl]

WARNING:

For anyone sitting with General Disorder...he does not like our National Anthem

...well not that he doesn't like it...it's just too long and the Cheerleaders are required to stand still during its rendition...wait 'til he finds out that America the Beautiful is even longer! And since it's September 11th we'll probably do both!

[BRAVEONAWARPATH]

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey will be singing America the Beautiful before the game at Fed Ex Field.

http://www.redskins.com/

in the videos section
Can't they get someone who can really sing?

[BurgundyNGold]

You do realize there is an entire world of real music outside of what the advertising executives at MTV have been spoon-feeding you, don't you?
I've got a sweet Dead Kennedys song for you. ;)

[BurgundyNGold]

I don't downgrade musical artists that dont' write their own music. There have been rock/pop/country stars for decades that have been signing other people's music.

I only care if the song is good...
That's the part that isn't the case. Artists create art. Dancers that look like models who sing on occasion when they're not lip synching are not artists, IMO. For crying out loud, you don't need to be a musician to write the lyrics, but these people don't even do that!

I can assure you that Iceman and a few of the others who are looking forward to see her at Fedex will have at least a little bit of something else on their minds while they're "enjoying" her performance.

[BurgundyNGold]

NO doubt, What are you guys, talent agents. Just enjoy the view and leave the talent scouting to the guys that make millions of dollars doing it lol.
Puppet masters are more like it.

[BurgundyNGold]

Me too. Who cares if she can sing.
Perhaps she could "be hot" the national anthem. :rolleyes:

[BurgundyNGold]

She's not a bad singer at all. But that's about it. She, like her sister, Christina, Britney, Justin Timberlake, boy bands [any] and those American Idol idiots are more the product of effective marketing than of their "talents".

It's like this: Jessica Simpson is to MTV as Chicken is to KFC.

That's it. Now, if you're an artist of any type, you're likely to be offended by her stunning success/talent ratio. If you're a free thinker who doesn't like being manipulated like so much cattle, you will be insulted by how her and people like her get shoved down our throats at every turn.

I might take it a bit personally, but art and music were a large part of my family growing up. All of the kids in my family could play at least one instrument and we could all sing to one degree or another. My brothers and I played in bands -- half-heartedly as it may have been in my case -- and we wrote our own music. I have a brother who still writes music plays in a band and he's a lot better than what gets hand selected, manufactured and marketed to most of us. I have a sister who does Broadway shows who can sing and dance circles around any of those pop divas. While I don't do any of this myself anymore, I've seen how much work and effort it takes to have, develop, refine and nurture real musical talent. IMO, the Jessica Simpsons of the world are an insult to the true musical artists that are out there writing and playing music every day because something in their nature compells them to -- not because it's a great marketing gimmick.

So, if you want to see a true musical artist, go see a live band play somewhere in your town. Oh, and if being hot was the measure of an effective "artist", I'm sure that a few of "pole artists" down on M Street in DC and off of Route 40 in Baltimore who should be a helluva lot more famous than her.

JMO.

[skinsdude]

She's not a bad singer at all. But that's about it. She, like her sister, Christina, Britney, Justin Timberlake, boy bands [any] and those American Idol idiots are more the product of effective marketing than of their "talents".

It's like this: Jessica Simpson is to MTV as Chicken is to KFC.

That's it. Now, if you're an artist of any type, you're likely to be offended by her stunning success/talent ratio. If you're a free thinker who doesn't like being manipulated like so much cattle, you will be insulted by how her and people like her get shoved down our throats at every turn.

I might take it a bit personally, but art and music were a large part of my family growing up. All of the kids in my family could play at least one instrument and we could all sing to one degree or another. My brothers and I played in bands -- half-heartedly as it may have been in my case -- and we wrote our own music. I have a brother who still writes music plays in a band and he's a lot better than what gets hand selected, manufactured and marketed to most of us. I have a sister who does Broadway shows who can sing and dance circles around any of those pop divas. While I don't do any of this myself anymore, I've seen how much work and effort it takes to have, develop, refine and nurture real musical talent. IMO, the Jessica Simpsons of the world are an insult to the true musical artists that are out there writing and playing music every day because something in their nature compells them to -- not because it's a great marketing gimmick.

So, if you want to see a true musical artist, go see a live band play somewhere in your town. Oh, and if being hot was the measure of an effective "artist", I'm sure that a few of "pole artists" down on M Street in DC and off of Route 40 in Baltimore who should be a helluva lot more famous than her.

JMO.

Burgandy, I totally agree. These artists are a product of marketing rather than talent. Now that's not to say that they don't have any talent however I don't feel that they would have become suceessful without the marketing. In addition is it just a coincidence that all of the ladies that you mentioned above are beautiful/sexy? I don't think so. That's that largest part of their marketing package. Music has become secondary. Not to sound shallow (man that's easy for me lol) but if each of these girls weighed another 50 pounds or so do you think that they would be as popular? Again I don't think so. Admittedly pop is not my kind of music, I'm into alternative rock/rock (White Stripes, the Killers, etc.) so I may a bit biased but as you said, just my opinion. By the way, five consecutive posts for you on the same thread, most impressive.

[BurgundyNGold]

By the way, five consecutive posts for you on the same thread, most impressive.
:lol1:

Yeah, I guess you could tell that I got to the party late. :D

[GreenspanDan]

I've got a sweet Dead Kennedys song for you. ;)


Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star,
give me a toot,
i'll sell you my soul,
pull my strings and i'll go faRrRrRrR

or wait maybe you mean you mean "mtv get off the air"?

[BurgundyNGold]

Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star,
give me a toot,
i'll sell you my soul,
pull my strings and i'll go faRrRrRrR

or wait maybe you mean you mean "mtv get off the air"?
LOL. Actually, I meant "MTV Get Off the Air" but "Pull My Strings" works quite nicely too. :D