Why are the Redskins better than the Cowboys? [Archive]

redskinz#1fan

09-14-2005, 03:16 PM

1. Dallas is working out of an entirely new defensive formation. They are running a 3-4, rather then the 4-3 that they were running last year. This takes time to work out.

2. Plus they do have several rookies starting on defense. Some of these rookies may be very good players (superstars), but they are still rookies. Rookies make mistakes. Hell we have Sean Taylor and he is probably going to redefine the safety position, but even he was caught off guard a couple of times last year.

3. There freakin Dallas. Gibbs said it best, they're just ugly people. PERIOD!

whitskins

09-14-2005, 03:17 PM

I'll take notes on Monday Night and get back to you.

smoak

09-14-2005, 03:20 PM

Their coach has huge breasts... ours doesn't.

JoeJacksonTaylor28

09-14-2005, 03:22 PM

Ok, I have a LOT of Dallas fans...

Like hidden or trapped somewhere?? If so, you can:
1. Kill them (it's cheaper than feeding them) :rolleyes:
2. Keep them wherever you have them until Tuesday

:Peace:

whistleandthumb

09-14-2005, 03:31 PM

Their coach has huge breasts... ours doesn't.
Dude, you took my answer!! MANBREASTS!!!

Other reasons:

We don't have Meshawn.

Our QB is not a punching bag.

Our OL knows the concept of blocking.

Our Defense knows the concept of defending.

Our RB is one of the tops in the league, and has been for 3 years.

Our coach has won 3 SB's. Manbreasts has 2.

Our owner has not had plastic surgery.

We don't play our home games in a toilet bowl in the armpit of the Earth.

We did not lose 4 consecutive NFC Championship games.

That should be enough to get you started!! :)

C-7

09-14-2005, 03:35 PM

They're cowboys fans...

Ibleedburgundy

09-14-2005, 03:48 PM

Our defense is light years beyond theirs. They allowed 24 points from a handicapped gatesless offense. Our recievers are better, our RB is better, our O-line is better. They would have lost last week were it not for all those BS penalties and they almost lost anyway, cause their defense was crumbling. Their DB's are bad. Terrance Newman isn't what they thought he was.

bwparker

09-14-2005, 03:54 PM

Check out this thread:
http://hailredskins.com/vbforum/showthread.php?t=28793

I just made it.

For comparison purposes the Cowboys have a OFF/DEF off 301/291. which is a meager difference of 10 yards. They won that game off positive turnovers and nothing else. With Brunell at the helm we won't have a negative turnover ratio and we will kill the Cowpukes.

redskin_rich

09-14-2005, 03:59 PM

How about some cowgirl jokes:

What is the Cryboys favorite color?
Powder white

How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?
Say "Will the defendant please rise."

Four Cowboys are traveling down the road. Who is driving?
The police officer!

What do Cowboy fans and hemorrhoids have in common?
They're both a pain in the butt and never seem to go away completely.

What do they call a crime circle in Dallas?
A huddle.

Why do the Cryboys want to play in Philly ever year?
They heard there is crack in the Liberty Bell !

MDSkins#1

09-14-2005, 04:02 PM

we have a much better defense than them and our offense is better
we just have ta put up more points but they suck n just b/c they beat the chargers doesnt mean they r the greatest

wewantdallas

09-14-2005, 04:06 PM

To be honest, there's not much you can say to them until we BEAT those bastards!!

But you CAN remind them of the fact that we're 2-0 against them in the playoffs, more specifically, in NFC Championship games, where we beat them by a combined score of 57-20. That's two SB rings we probably took from their hands. The great majority of their wins over us the last few years, while admittedly annoying, have meant little to nothing in relation to both team's playoff aspirations.

But still, we have to beat them. Until we do, I just lay low around Dallas fans, cursing them silently and praying for their eventual extinction from the Solar System.

ArtMonk4HOF

09-14-2005, 04:11 PM

Because they need refs to win games for them.

Meatsnack

09-14-2005, 04:18 PM

Because you don't have to be a mouthbreather to play for our team.

The Skinsinator

09-14-2005, 04:23 PM

We don't have Meshawn.

Our QB is not a punching bag.

Our OL knows the concept of blocking.

Our Defense knows the concept of defending.

Our RB is one of the tops in the league, and has been for 3 years.

Our coach has won 3 SB's. Manbreasts has 2.

Our owner has not had plastic surgery.

We don't play our home games in a toilet bowl in the armpit of the Earth.

We did not lose 4 consecutive NFC Championship games.

This is all you need to know. Great post. The manbreast point is interesting. I've always joked around with girl fans that the reason Parcells switches coaches job more than usual, is because he has run out of new restaurants to go and try out. Probably doesn't hold much water, but you never know. Please pound this horrid organization into oblivion Monday night.

HAWGZHEAD

09-14-2005, 08:43 PM

Because our coach doesn't wear a Manzeire (or bro) whichever you prefer.

skins74

09-14-2005, 08:46 PM

Atleast we didn't sell our sole to the devil like Jerry Jones did. :devil2:

Brokenstriker

09-14-2005, 09:10 PM

simple ... because the Redskins aren't associated with Dallas Cowboy fans

BigPlayJay

09-14-2005, 09:28 PM

Because their new defense plays right into the strength of our offense.

Prediction: Skins put up over 200 yards rushing.

skins74

09-14-2005, 10:09 PM

Their coach has huge breasts... ours doesn't.

HA HA HA HA HA HA :lol1:

Ibleedburgundy

09-14-2005, 10:32 PM

Because their new defense plays right into the strength of our offense.

Prediction: Skins put up over 200 yards rushing.

I like that prediction.

gibbsisgod

09-14-2005, 10:39 PM

remember the cowgirls always stumble late the int game look at how many points they give up in the 4th qtr

inevitable

09-14-2005, 10:46 PM

DR_RedskinsFan

09-14-2005, 10:46 PM

Cause Stone Cold Said So!

inevitable

09-14-2005, 10:47 PM

Cause Stone Cold Said So!

LoL I guess that's the bottom line then.

DR_RedskinsFan

09-14-2005, 10:48 PM

But seriously, that awful O-Line is protecting an immobile statue of a QB (which was our problem until Brunell was named starter.) Also, had Antonio Gates been in that game, i think the outcome would differ.

redskin_rich

09-14-2005, 10:52 PM

Three biggest reasons for me:

1) Our stadium isn't shaped like a toilet bowl
2) Our coach doesn't have Double D's.
3) Our owner doesn't do cell phone commercials that include a face lift in the contract.
LOL, did you notice the new choppers on that grill? Looks like JJ got the Da Vinci veneers.

inevitable

09-14-2005, 10:53 PM

inevitable

09-14-2005, 10:54 PM

LOL, did you notice the new choppers on that grill? Looks like JJ got the Da Vinci veneers.

lol it certainly does hahaha :)

HAWGZHEAD

09-14-2005, 11:03 PM

Three biggest reasons for me:

3) Our owner doesn't do cell phone commercials that include a face lift in the contract.
:lol1:

bwparker

09-14-2005, 11:17 PM

We did not lose 4 consecutive NFC Championship games.

Which four are these? When I looked it up I saw them losing THREE straight, 80,81,82.

But in total honesty, we don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to championships. They've got more Superbowls, more Superbowl appearances(which is more NFC championship wins), and more NFC championship appearances. Its sad but true. Oh well, thats what makes them they evil empire.

Skinz4lyfe

09-14-2005, 11:21 PM

Which four are these? When I looked it up I saw them losing THREE straight, 80,81,82.

But in total honesty, we don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to championships. They've got more Superbowls, more Superbowl appearances(which is more NFC championship wins), and more NFC championship appearances. Its sad but true. Oh well, thats what makes them they evil empire.

I'm gonna have to agree w/you there. We can't say too much about them because no matter what happens they always find a way to beat us. Whether we're undefeated w/one of the best teams the NFL has ever seen or whether the Cowboys are the worse team in the league, it doesn't matter. They always get up to play us. We must match their intensity and play lights out ball to have a chance. Parcells owns Gibbs too (winning 8 straight head-to-head matchups). I just don't have a good feeling about this.

Biggie

09-14-2005, 11:27 PM

I'm too lazy to check through the whole thread, so I have only one thing to say:

Dallas can make the color blue into crap. And blue is my favorite color.

Bastards! :cry:

RedskinsVision

09-14-2005, 11:47 PM

because they don't have Richie Anderson for the HB option pass.

and also cuz' their evil (notice how their helmet has the shape of the pentagram whenever their laid out on their backs) and we're good.

FanFromArizona

09-15-2005, 12:11 AM

I wouldn't call all of Dallass's o line awful. I think Marco Rivera, Flozell Adams, and Marco Rivera are all to be respected as far as o-linemen are concerned. However that rookie right tackle is a big ? on their O-line. I think we should get in his head early, it will pay dividends late into the game.

Julius Jones is gonna have to play solid football if he wants to get yards against us.

You want to talk about me, myself, and I running the O-Line? I know Marco Rivera is good, but not THATgood.

inevitable

09-15-2005, 12:28 AM

He was a staple on that line in Green Bay through some of Brett Favre's best years.

jsagan77

09-15-2005, 05:43 AM

what about Larry Allen.. he is getting up there in age but the guy is a house.. He can bench 600lbs like its nothing and he is a consistent probowler.. I don't think our Blitzes did well against the bears and I think we are going to have to step up against the boys.. I HATE THEM!!

redwolf1218

09-15-2005, 06:20 AM

I wouldn't call all of Dallass's o line awful. I think Marco Rivera, Flozell Adams, and Marco Rivera are all to be respected as far as o-linemen are concerned. However that rookie right tackle is a big ? on their O-line. I think we should get in his head early, it will pay dividends late into the game.
Julius Jones is gonna have to play solid football if he wants to get yards against us.
i think our o-line is better, but as far as right tackles are concerned, i'm a little worried about Jansen having to play with double broken thumbs. i'm sure they will go after him just as much as we'll go after their right tackle.

Who's next in line in Dallas if Bledsoe gets hurt?

Sweepea436

09-15-2005, 11:57 AM

I can give a ton opf reasons why "I" think we are better, but I can't give them to a Cowboys fan.....it's like a Philly fan trying to tell us how awful we are........we play the Superbowl card. As much as I hate Dallas, losing 14 straight doesn't give you much room to sound off....... :banghead:

inevitable

09-15-2005, 12:04 PM

i think our o-line is better, but as far as right tackles are concerned, i'm a little worried about Jansen having to play with double broken thumbs. i'm sure they will go after him just as much as we'll go after their right tackle.

I'd take Jansen with two broken arms before thier tackle. If Jansen keeps a sturdy base, and keeps his feet moving, his hands won't matter too much, much less his thumbs. The big difference for me is that Jansen has seen so much and knows so much that he isn't going to get mentally out of the game. A rookie has so many things on his mind besides what's happening on the field, right in front of him.

I like our chances attacking the right side of their line. I think they won't have as much success trying to get after Jansen as they would attacking from other places.

Spence

09-15-2005, 12:07 PM

Why are the Redskins better than the Cowboys?No reason to think they are.

swheeler

09-15-2005, 12:13 PM

No reason to think they are.
Blasphemy!! :banhim:

TertiaryView

09-15-2005, 12:19 PM

I'm gonna have to agree w/you there. We can't say too much about them because no matter what happens they always find a way to beat us. Whether we're undefeated w/one of the best teams the NFL has ever seen or whether the Cowboys are the worse team in the league, it doesn't matter. They always get up to play us. We must match their intensity and play lights out ball to have a chance. Parcells owns Gibbs too (winning 8 straight head-to-head matchups). I just don't have a good feeling about this.The last time they were lucky and the unfairness of the officials in charge was on their side, I cant say much for the other 14 times...

I am hoping for a 3-0 win! :lol1:

skins111111

09-15-2005, 12:59 PM

we have more takent and more heart

whistleandthumb

09-15-2005, 01:19 PM

No reason to think they are.
Dude, WTF?!?

BadSkin

09-16-2005, 06:19 AM

it s a joke but it sounds realistic - tha cowgurls are hated and ugly:

Two boys were playing football (in Wash DC area) in a park ,when one boy is savagely attacked by a rottweiler.Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a plank from a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

A reporter,who was strolling by , sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Washington Redskin fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Redskins fan", the boy says

"Baltimore Ravens fan rescues friend from attack," the reporter starts again

"I'm not a Ravens fan either." the boy replied

"Then what are you?" the reporter asks

"I'm a Cowboy fan!"

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Redneck bastard kills family pet."