20 Questions After Week 1

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

Check it out HERE (http://www.hailredskins.com/blog/index.php).

Discuss it here. You can actually answer some of these questions if you want.

[OCSkinzFan]

1-20 All great stuff!!


Speaking in the thrird person, OC says
Thank you! :)

[redskin_rich]

Nice work Lady but why did you have to go and say this..

. What would be worse? Watching the Redskins lose to the Cowboys by a last second, game winning field goal or watching Len Pasquarelli in action at an all-you-can eat buffet?
I'm going to have nightmares tonight now. :imshock:

[BurgundyNGold]

Here are my answers, LadyN

1. Is there anyway Joe Gibbs can coax Dexter Manley and Charles Mann out of retirement?
Only if he wants them to come back to watch "Wheel of Fortune" with him and the rest of the Insane Geriatric Posse.

2. Why does it seem like some Redskins fans were willing to give Steve Spurrier more of the benefit of the doubt over three-time Super Bowl winning, Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs?
Because they don't know any better. Yet.

3. Are Redskins fans done questioning the Moss for Coles trade yet?
Not yet. Maybe by midseason if the current pace holds up.

4. Should Chicago linebacker Lance Briggs be fined or arrested for the decapitation of Patrick Ramsey?
Fined? Yes. Arrested? No. It would be bad for the game to get lawyers any more involved than they already are.

5. Which coaches seat is hotter than Hades, Mike Tice’s or Mike Martz’s?
Tice. He's got new ownership. Besides, Georgia Frontiere thinks Martz is cute.

6. Did Darnerian McCants sign with the Eagles because he thinks Philadelphia has better record producers then Washington D.C.?
Possibly. But then again, DMAC would have to actually make music for that to matter.

7. What would be worse? Watching the Redskins lose to the Cowboys by a last second, game winning field goal or watching Len Pasquarelli in action at an all-you-can eat buffet?
That's a tough one. How close would I have to stand to Pastabelly? Could I stand down wind? There are just too many variables. ;)

8. Is there really something in the white goalline paint that the Redskin offense is allergic to?
Maybe we could coax Dexter out of retirement after all. (Ouch)

9. Will it be the end of Taylor Jacobs’ career as a Redskin if he doesn’t step foot (yes, pun intended) on the field soon?
Yep. This guy is more fragile than Samuel L. Jacksons character in "Shattered"

10. Despite the losses of Antonio Pierce and Fred Smoot, will this years defense finish better than last years?
No, but it will still be top 10 and very possibly top 5.

11. Why was Rod “the next Mushin Muhammad” Gardner deactivated in his first game as a Carolina Panther?
Because he couldn't play. He let Antonio Brown borrow his hands.

12. Do you ever truly wonder about those pictures that Ade Jimoh has of Dan Snyder?
Only in therapy.

13. Who else is wondering when the Redskins will bring in Eddie Murray, Michael Husted and Kris Heppner for a tryout?
This is going to happen really soon.

14. Was anyone else mad when Chad Morton returned a punt return for a touchdown in his first game as a New York Giant?
Not really. Now he's free to be a sideline magnet for the rest of his contract.

15. Doesn’t the drafting of Jason Campbell look smarter and smarter as the days go by?
It certainly lends insight into Gibbs' thinking on draft day: "We don't have an NFL caliber QB on our roster."

16. Which has more wrinkles, Gregg Williams’ defensive formations or Jerry Jones’ forehead?
If this was last week, I'd have to say Jerry Jones, but since his latest pull back, GW's defensive formations have him beaten hands down.

17. How long will it be before Sean Taylor changes his number again, this time to a wide receiver number?
I think he has it planned as part of his end zone celebration when he catches a TD this week.

18. Is it just me, or is Tom Brady John Madden’s new Brett Favre?
Tisk, tisk. Aren't we all supposed to refer to Tom Brady as "God"?

19. When did the ‘Skins sign Scott Brunell?
Right after Dock Stickton started doing our games.

20. Will Gibbs’ sudden decision to give the starting nod to Brunell over Ramsey separate Redskins fans into “Blue” fans and “Red” fans?
Only if Brunell plays like last year. Then we'll all turn green like Mr. Yuck.

[LATrueRedskin]

Great stuff Lady! Funny, creative lines. No surprises there.

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

Here are my answers, LadyN

1. Is there anyway Joe Gibbs can coax Dexter Manley and Charles Mann out of retirement?
Only if he wants them to come back to watch "Wheel of Fortune" with him and the rest of the Insane Geriatric Posse.

2. Why does it seem like some Redskins fans were willing to give Steve Spurrier more of the benefit of the doubt over three-time Super Bowl winning, Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs?
Because they don't know any better. Yet.

3. Are Redskins fans done questioning the Moss for Coles trade yet?
Not yet. Maybe by midseason if the current pace holds up.

4. Should Chicago linebacker Lance Briggs be fined or arrested for the decapitation of Patrick Ramsey?
Fined? Yes. Arrested? No. It would be bad for the game to get lawyers any more involved than they already are.

5. Which coaches seat is hotter than Hades, Mike Tice’s or Mike Martz’s?
Tice. He's got new ownership. Besides, Georgia Frontiere thinks Martz is cute.

6. Did Darnerian McCants sign with the Eagles because he thinks Philadelphia has better record producers then Washington D.C.?
Possibly. But then again, DMAC would have to actually make music for that to matter.

7. What would be worse? Watching the Redskins lose to the Cowboys by a last second, game winning field goal or watching Len Pasquarelli in action at an all-you-can eat buffet?
That's a tough one. How close would I have to stand to Pastabelly? Could I stand down wind? There are just too many variables. ;)

8. Is there really something in the white goalline paint that the Redskin offense is allergic to?
Maybe we could coax Dexter out of retirement after all. (Ouch)

9. Will it be the end of Taylor Jacobs’ career as a Redskin if he doesn’t step foot (yes, pun intended) on the field soon?
Yep. This guy is more fragile than Samuel L. Jacksons character in "Shattered"

10. Despite the losses of Antonio Pierce and Fred Smoot, will this years defense finish better than last years?
No, but it will still be top 10 and very possibly top 5.

11. Why was Rod “the next Mushin Muhammad” Gardner deactivated in his first game as a Carolina Panther?
Because he couldn't play. He let Antonio Brown borrow his hands.

12. Do you ever truly wonder about those pictures that Ade Jimoh has of Dan Snyder?
Only in therapy.

13. Who else is wondering when the Redskins will bring in Eddie Murray, Michael Husted and Kris Heppner for a tryout?
This is going to happen really soon.

14. Was anyone else mad when Chad Morton returned a punt return for a touchdown in his first game as a New York Giant?
Not really. Now he's free to be a sideline magnet for the rest of his contract.

15. Doesn’t the drafting of Jason Campbell look smarter and smarter as the days go by?
It certainly lends insight into Gibbs' thinking on draft day: "We don't have an NFL caliber QB on our roster."

16. Which has more wrinkles, Gregg Williams’ defensive formations or Jerry Jones’ forehead?
If this was last week, I'd have to say Jerry Jones, but since his latest pull back, GW's defensive formations have him beaten hands down.

17. How long will it be before Sean Taylor changes his number again, this time to a wide receiver number?
I think he has it planned as part of his end zone celebration when he catches a TD this week.

18. Is it just me, or is Tom Brady John Madden’s new Brett Favre?
Tisk, tisk. Aren't we all supposed to refer to Tom Brady as "God"?

19. When did the ‘Skins sign Scott Brunell?
Right after Dock Stickton started doing our games.

20. Will Gibbs’ sudden decision to give the starting nod to Brunell over Ramsey separate Redskins fans into “Blue” fans and “Red” fans?
Only if Brunell plays like last year. Then we'll all turn green like Mr. Yuck.

uhhhh...wow :eek: i never thought someone would answer ALL of them! nice job BNG. lol.....

[The Skinsinator]

Good original questions Lady. I really like the one about Jimoh having pictures of ol Danny with him. That was awesome. Keep this up every week. It's beneficial for us stressed fans.

[BurgundyNGold]

uhhhh...wow :eek: i never thought someone would answer ALL of them! nice job BNG. lol.....
That's "loser" with an "L". :D

[HAWGZHEAD]

Here are my answers, LadyN

11. Why was Rod “the next Mushin Muhammad” Gardner deactivated in his first game as a Carolina Panther?
Because he couldn't play. He let Antonio Brown borrow his hands.

. :lol1:

[danny's stogie]

Lots of chuckles...thanks Lady and your new partner in crime BnG.

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

Lots of chuckles...thanks Lady and your new partner in crime BnG.
i think you are on to something. BNG?? :D

[C-7]

Here are my answers, LadyN

1. Is there anyway Joe Gibbs can coax Dexter Manley and Charles Mann out of retirement?
Only if he wants them to come back to watch "Wheel of Fortune" with him and the rest of the Insane Geriatric Posse.

2. Why does it seem like some Redskins fans were willing to give Steve Spurrier more of the benefit of the doubt over three-time Super Bowl winning, Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs?
Because they don't know any better. Yet.

3. Are Redskins fans done questioning the Moss for Coles trade yet?
Not yet. Maybe by midseason if the current pace holds up.

4. Should Chicago linebacker Lance Briggs be fined or arrested for the decapitation of Patrick Ramsey?
Fined? Yes. Arrested? No. It would be bad for the game to get lawyers any more involved than they already are.

5. Which coaches seat is hotter than Hades, Mike Tice’s or Mike Martz’s?
Tice. He's got new ownership. Besides, Georgia Frontiere thinks Martz is cute.

6. Did Darnerian McCants sign with the Eagles because he thinks Philadelphia has better record producers then Washington D.C.?
Possibly. But then again, DMAC would have to actually make music for that to matter.

7. What would be worse? Watching the Redskins lose to the Cowboys by a last second, game winning field goal or watching Len Pasquarelli in action at an all-you-can eat buffet?
That's a tough one. How close would I have to stand to Pastabelly? Could I stand down wind? There are just too many variables. ;)

8. Is there really something in the white goalline paint that the Redskin offense is allergic to?
Maybe we could coax Dexter out of retirement after all. (Ouch)

9. Will it be the end of Taylor Jacobs’ career as a Redskin if he doesn’t step foot (yes, pun intended) on the field soon?
Yep. This guy is more fragile than Samuel L. Jacksons character in "Shattered"

10. Despite the losses of Antonio Pierce and Fred Smoot, will this years defense finish better than last years?
No, but it will still be top 10 and very possibly top 5.

11. Why was Rod “the next Mushin Muhammad” Gardner deactivated in his first game as a Carolina Panther?
Because he couldn't play. He let Antonio Brown borrow his hands.

12. Do you ever truly wonder about those pictures that Ade Jimoh has of Dan Snyder?
Only in therapy.

13. Who else is wondering when the Redskins will bring in Eddie Murray, Michael Husted and Kris Heppner for a tryout?
This is going to happen really soon.

14. Was anyone else mad when Chad Morton returned a punt return for a touchdown in his first game as a New York Giant?
Not really. Now he's free to be a sideline magnet for the rest of his contract.

15. Doesn’t the drafting of Jason Campbell look smarter and smarter as the days go by?
It certainly lends insight into Gibbs' thinking on draft day: "We don't have an NFL caliber QB on our roster."

16. Which has more wrinkles, Gregg Williams’ defensive formations or Jerry Jones’ forehead?
If this was last week, I'd have to say Jerry Jones, but since his latest pull back, GW's defensive formations have him beaten hands down.

17. How long will it be before Sean Taylor changes his number again, this time to a wide receiver number?
I think he has it planned as part of his end zone celebration when he catches a TD this week.

18. Is it just me, or is Tom Brady John Madden’s new Brett Favre?
Tisk, tisk. Aren't we all supposed to refer to Tom Brady as "God"?

19. When did the ‘Skins sign Scott Brunell?
Right after Dock Stickton started doing our games.

20. Will Gibbs’ sudden decision to give the starting nod to Brunell over Ramsey separate Redskins fans into “Blue” fans and “Red” fans?
Only if Brunell plays like last year. Then we'll all turn green like Mr. Yuck.


Great Job Lady and BNG!!!

Hilarious stuff!!!!


LOL, you guys should be a team!

[PA Skins Girl]

Truly funny and very clever. Great job.

[BurgundyNGold]

i think you are on to something. BNG?? :D
LOL, I can't hold a candle to the First Lady of hR. It's a heck of a lot easier to answer the questions like a wise *ss then to come up with funny questions to begin with like you did. ;)

[GoDannyBoy]

Good stuff.

I hope we can still laugh after next week.

Gibbs is on the right track it just shows how far we had slipped from being a contender.

[skins74]

Very good questions and some good comedy as well. Excellent job.

[Brokenstriker]

1. Is there anyway Joe Gibbs can coax Dexter Manley and Charles Mann out of retirement?

I don't know about Mann ... but I wouldnt write off Manley

2. Why does it seem like some Redskins fans were willing to give Steve Spurrier more of the benefit of the doubt over three-time Super Bowl winning, Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs?

Because some feel bad for SOS now that he's a gamecock.

3. Are Redskins fans done questioning the Moss for Coles trade yet?

Ummm ... ah-yeah!

4. Should Chicago linebacker Lance Briggs be fined or arrested for the decapitation of Patrick Ramsey?

No. he should be fined AND arrested ... along with the refs

5. Which coaches seat is hotter than Hades, Mike Tice’s or Mike Martz’s?

Future Used Car Dealers if ever there were any

6. Did Darnerian McCants sign with the Eagles because he thinks Philadelphia has better record producers then Washington D.C.?

Why would he think he could catch a break in the Biz ... given he's been having trouble catching at all lately.

7. What would be worse? Watching the Redskins lose to the Cowboys by a last second, game winning field goal or watching XXX XXXXXXXXXXX in action at an all-you-can XXX XXXXXX?

Censored to protect the innocent.

8. Is there really something in the white goalline paint that the Redskin offense is allergic to?

I'm hoping they are saving the TDs for Dallas

9. Will it be the end of Taylor Jacobs’ career as a Redskin if he doesn’t step foot (yes, pun intended) on the field soon?

Yup

10. Despite the losses of Antonio Pierce and Fred Smoot, will this years defense finish better than last years?

Is that even possible? ... oh yeah I forgot they were only #1 in the NFC.

11. Why was Rod “the next Mushin Muhammad” Gardner deactivated in his first game as a Carolina Panther?

Contract Clause ... now he only plays 50% of the games instead of just dropping 50% of the passes.

12. Do you ever truly wonder about those pictures that Ade Jimoh has of Dan Snyder?

Those records are sealed ... aren't they?

13. Who else is wondering when the Redskins will bring in Eddie Murray, Michael Husted and Kris Heppner for a tryout?

I saw Mark Mosley taking a pair of Nike's to the cobbler to have the right boot lopped off at the toes.

14. Was anyone else mad when Chad Morton returned a punt return for a touchdown in his first game as a New York Giant?

Chad who?

15. Doesn’t the drafting of Jason Campbell look smarter and smarter as the days go by?

you betcha red-rider

16. Which has more wrinkles, Gregg Williams’ defensive formations or Jerry Jones’ forehead?

I assume you mean that portion of Jone's forehead laying in the Bio-hazard container in Dr. Boombatz's Plastic Surgery and Tax Preparer Kiosk ... in which case ... the forehead.

17. How long will it be before Sean Taylor changes his number again, this time to a wide receiver number?

I figure he will be unlisted by the bye-week.

18. Is it just me, or is Tom Brady John Madden’s new Brett Favre?

Don't ask ... don't tell.

19. When did the ‘Skins sign Scott Brunell?

What an idiot ... he must be off his meds ... LMAO!

20. Will Gibbs’ sudden decision to give the starting nod to Brunell over Ramsey separate Redskins fans into “Blue” fans and “Red” fans?

Huh?

[redskin_rich]

Hey Lady, I'm bumping up your thread, I hope you don't mind. ;)

I wanted to add a 21st question that hasn't been addressed all week.

What in the heck was Roy Firestone doing singing the National Anthem at the Redskins game last week? Is this his new career move? Has he been talking to Darnarien?

[NamVet4]

Thanks LNR! Terrific as usual..... and with the addition of the following by BNG
5. Which coaches seat is hotter than Hades. . . Mike Tice’s or Mike Martz’s? . . .
Besides, Georgia Frontiere thinks Martz is cute.

I will be having nightmares!! :cry:


Thanks ;)

[smoak]

What the hey, I'll give it a whirl.

1. Is there anyway Joe Gibbs can coax Dexter Manley and Charles Mann out of retirement?
No, and we shouldn't. Challenge the manhood of the men in there now and give their job to the next guy in line if they can't get it done.

2. Why does it seem like some Redskins fans were willing to give Steve Spurrier more of the benefit of the doubt over three-time Super Bowl winning, Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs?
Simple. In general, fans are stupid.

3. Are Redskins fans done questioning the Moss for Coles trade yet?
No. See #2.

4. Should Chicago linebacker Lance Briggs be fined or arrested for the decapitation of Patrick Ramsey?
Fined not arrested... I'm disappointed someone didn't go "Kyle Turley" on him though. Our o-line is soft.

5. Which coaches seat is hotter than Hades, Mike Tice’s or Mike Martz’s?
IMO, Tice. At least Martz makes the playoffs... Yeah, I know Tice moonwalked in last season, but I just think he got the least from his players.

6. Did Darnerian McCants sign with the Eagles because he thinks Philadelphia has better record producers then Washington D.C.?
No, it is b/c they were the first and maybe only team to show interest.

7. What would be worse? Watching the Redskins lose to the Cowboys by a last second, game winning field goal or watching Len Pasquarelli in action at an all-you-can eat buffet?
We can not lose to Dallasson Monday if we want to have any success this year... Personally, I pity Fatsqueerelli for being such a pathetic piece of dung, but I refuse to watch the Skins lose to the Cowboys.

8. Is there really something in the white goalline paint that the Redskin offense is allergic to?
No

9. Will it be the end of Taylor Jacobs’ career as a Redskin if he doesn’t step foot (yes, pun intended) on the field soon?
No, he will do well as our 3rd WR this season.

10. Despite the losses of Antonio Pierce and Fred Smoot, will this years defense finish better than last years?
Based on yardage allowed? No.

11. Why was Rod “the next Mushin Muhammad” Gardner deactivated in his first game as a Carolina Panther?
He hasn't had time to pickup the offense and doesn't play special teams.

12. Do you ever truly wonder about those pictures that Ade Jimoh has of Dan Snyder?
No. Jimoh has worked really hard and earned his time as a Redskin.

13. Who else is wondering when the Redskins will bring in Eddie Murray, Michael Husted and Kris Heppner for a tryout?
Are you trying to torture your frllow fans??

14. Was anyone else mad when Chad Morton returned a punt return for a touchdown in his first game as a New York Giant?
No. Looking forward to playing against him.

15. Doesn’t the drafting of Jason Campbell look smarter and smarter as the days go by?
Considering we won't get Leinart and the QB class is so thin.... Yes it does.

16. Which has more wrinkles, Gregg Williams’ defensive formations or Jerry Jones’ forehead?
GW's defense has never had plastic surgery so I'll go with it.

17. How long will it be before Sean Taylor changes his number again, this time to a wide receiver number?
Never. My prediction is that he begs for time at running back.
18. Is it just me, or is Tom Brady John Madden’s new Brett Favre?

19. When did the ‘Skins sign Scott Brunell?
Don't get it??

20. Will Gibbs’ sudden decision to give the starting nod to Brunell over Ramsey separate Redskins fans into “Blue” fans and “Red” fans?
See #2 again. If the fans don'ty like a move, it must be the right one.

[chrisbcbu]

19. When did the ‘Skins sign Scott Brunell?
Don't get it??


Some called Mark Brunell that. Silly!!

[ChiefPowhatan17]

That was great to read. YEah how much patience for Taylor Jacobs? That's a good one.

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

Some called Mark Brunell that. Silly!!
for the folks who were at the game, apparently dick stockton called mark brunell scott brunell a number of times before getting it right. that guy is always messing something up.

[Spence]

Great work, Lady, as usual! I love this column and look forward to it now.

[IowaSkinsFan]

for the folks who were at the game, apparently dick stockton called mark brunell scott brunell a number of times before getting it right. that guy is always messing something up.

That's why he never made a permanent #1 booth for any network.