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LadyNRedskinsfan
10-28-2005, 05:29 PM
Once again, I present to you, the 20 most important questions in the universe. If you can answer them, you will have the secret to life. :)
Enjoy. (http://www.hailredskins.com/blog/index.php?p=177#comments)
5. Even though we were destroying San Francisco, didn’t it feel like we lost the game after 49er RB Frank Gore raced down the sidelines for a 72 yard touchdown run at the end of the game?
Kind of.
Absolutely hilarious Lady, thanks and I can't wait to read next week's.
Will Jamal Lewis ever get back to running like he sold something?
:lol1: :lol1:
LATrueRedskin
10-28-2005, 05:39 PM
Edit: Double post.
LATrueRedskin
10-28-2005, 05:40 PM
Genius stuff, Lady! I look forward to these!
12. Why hasn’t Joe Gibbs gotten any credit for the resurrection of Mark Brunell?
That's what I'm thinking. Because Gibbs is supposed to be senile right? :rolleyes:
The Skinsinator
10-28-2005, 05:43 PM
Great stuff Lady. I love how you mix humor with really meaningful Redskin points. Keep it coming. And yes Joe Gibbs needs to be given a world of credit for Brunell's revival.
FanFromArizona
10-28-2005, 05:46 PM
"13. Has anyone gotten Antonio Pierce any cheese to go with his whine?"
I thought that would be Fred Smoot for his WHINING [or lack thereof] in Minny......:lol1:
ryflan47
10-28-2005, 05:50 PM
Great stuff there lady!
gibbs4pres
10-28-2005, 05:52 PM
It took a few minutes to read it because I was Laughing so hard at the Orange jump suit question. The answer is no, from the Ravens fan sitting to my left. Even he was laughing when I read it to him.
Thank you lady for a great laugh. I look forward to more.:typeR2:
TupaFan
10-29-2005, 05:13 PM
20. Now that the Redskins are finally getting some respect from the media, don’t you wish they would shut the hell up so we can continue to fly under the radar?
Isn't this the truth!!! Bad last year, good this year. At least offensively. :)
inevitable
10-29-2005, 08:12 PM
LoL@#20 - so true ;)
tbfoster1
10-29-2005, 10:19 PM
Is Clinton Portis suffering from vertigo?
Maybe Portis has watched too many kung fu flicks and has adopted the Drunken Master technique for his running.
http://img492.imageshack.us/img492/7439/drunkenmaster1xc.jpg
Skinz4lyfe
10-30-2005, 01:02 AM
Great Job Lady!! My personal favorite:
16. Isn’t Seattle’s Josh Brown the greatest kicker in the league?
Hell yeah! He loses against us but beats Dallas. Gotta love him!
smoak
10-30-2005, 07:27 AM
I like to answer these for the heck of it so thanks Lady!
1. Is anyone else concerned that Clinton Portis will leave the Redskins in order to pursue his dream of becoming an Olympic gymnast?
No, I'm concerned he wants to leave to be come an actor. What a goofball.
2. Will the winner of the game between the Redskins and Giants ultimately decide who wins the division?
No. It just gives the winning team a strangle hold over the loser.
3. I’m not trying to glorify injuries, but how beautiful was it to see LaVar validate his nickname as the “QB Killa” and knock yet another quarterback out in just his first extensive game action of the year?
Very beautiful! He need to keep playing like a maniac today!
4. What voodoo priestess did Saints coach Jim Haslett piss off to be on the bad of end of such chicken**** calls every week?
Haven't seen their games??
5. Even though we were destroying San Francisco, didn’t it feel like we lost the game after 49er RB Frank Gore raced down the sidelines for a 72 yard touchdown run at the end of the game?
I was VERY unhappy.... VERY.
6. Would it be wrong for a group of people to dress up in orange jumpsuits and handcuffs and call themselves the Baltimore Ravens?
I would think accurate not wrong.
7. Since when did Mike Sellers turn into a 260 lbs. Cris Carter?
LMAO!!! All he ever does is catch touchdowns!
8. I want to be 12 years old again, where can I get some of that fountain of youth water Mark Brunell has been drinking?
I think he was still feeling the effects of his injuries last year and other players simply were not executing. There is not a player on the team I am happier see produce than Mark because we as a fanbase treated him like dog dirt.
9. Can we stop kicking the ball off and just spot teams at the 35?
Hall might play today. We'll answer this one after the game today b/c the Giants have good special teams.
10. Wasn’t it nice to see Amani Toomer and Co. making Champ Bailey feel at home again in the NFC East?
Missed it (driving home from FedEx), but I heard Champ's pick that I thought iced it? As I was rooting for the Brocos, I'll say no.
11. Do you think the metro area Papa Johns owners became the biggest 49ers fans after the 1st quarter of last weeks game?
LOL! 14 toppings!!! Aye caramba!
12. Why hasn’t Joe Gibbs gotten any credit for the resurrection of Mark Brunell?
Gibbs never got a lot of credit. Not even in his first stint.... Yeah people said he was a good coach and all, but other coaches were put WAY up on a pedestal before Gibbs. I don't want credit. I want a SB ring for Coach and then we'll all know what the deal is. I'm still giddy he is back when I think about it.
13. Has anyone gotten Antonio Pierce any cheese to go with his whine?
I miss Pierce and won't say anything bad about him. I loved the guy and wish he was still a Redskin, but we made the right choice.
14. How in the world does Jose “Hoover"Cortez still have a job as a National Football League kicker?
I'm a big fan! Hope he misses all his kicks today.
15. Is Clinton Portis suffering from vertigo?
No idea and no comment> :D
16. Isn’t Seattle’s Josh Brown the greatest kicker in the league?
He is my favorite non-Redskin, but Cortez has a chance to catch him.
17. As good as our defense is, why haven’t I had a defensive player in my Player of the Game sig yet?
They haven't really deserved it... Plus, they play as a unit so maybe GW or the whole D should get in? I don't know... Hopefully today one will make it if we win.
18. Will Jamal Lewis ever get back to running like he sold something?
Loser.
19. Don’t you want to see Brunell make the Pro Bowl, just so Steve Czaban can get hit in the face?
If Brunell uses a sledgehammer rather than a pie, and gets Arrinton to swing it? Then absolutely. Otherwise, all I care about is team success.
20. Now that the Redskins are finally getting some respect from the media, don’t you wish they would shut the hell up so we can continue to fly under the radar?
Absolutely. I hate the media.
Carmelo
10-30-2005, 12:12 PM
as always, hillarious. I can't believe I missed this this week. Hillarious!
Carmelo
10-30-2005, 12:19 PM
I think he was still feeling the effects of his injuries last year and other players simply were not executing. There is not a player on the team I am happier see produce than Mark because we as a fanbase treated him like dog dirt.
As I have been saying for several games this season, I love the taste of foot in my mouth... I like foot... foot is good.
When Brunell was asked about the fans and he responded, "This year or last," that really, really made me ashamed of myself. I was in the stands yelling for Ramsey and for that Brunell, I'm sorry. I trusted Gibbs when he made the change this year, especially after the preseason, but I have to continuously apologize to Mark Brunell for the way I treated HIM while in the stands last year. BUT, to my credit (Fent can confirm) I did tell him I believed he could turn it around when I saw him outside the stadium last year after the B-more game. When I saw him face to face, I gave him nothing but encouragment. I'm sorry for yelling Ramsey. Hmmmmm..... Foot! I luuuv foot! Good Foot!
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