Top 30 Reason Chuck Norris Rules

[BurgundyNGold]

This is the most preposterous thing I've ever seen. Hilarious though.

NOTE: Twisted humor and a few F bombs.

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

[Santheb]

They left out something totally freaking obvious. Chuck Norris rules for this reason, above all others:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Maniac015/m_015211.jpg

[redskin_rich]

:lol1: That was good!

[tbfoster1]

LOL, that was some funny stuff.

Speaking of Chuck Norris, Lone Wolf McQuade is a bad arse movie I don't care what anyone says

[ryflan47]

HAHA!
This reminds me of those Vin Diesel facts.

[HAWGZHEAD]

LMAO, OMG those are hillarious.

Some of my faves

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

[LATrueRedskin]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

My favorite. :)

[VTBob]

saw those a few weeks ago, pretty darn funny - there are more facts out of the top 30, too hahaha

[828791Redskins]

Did anyone scroll the bottom?There is a Mr.T and a Vin Deisel fact generator.The one I like was.....If at the exact same moment, the same person was pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.

[tbfoster1]

Did anyone scroll the bottom?There is a Mr.T and a Vin Deisel fact generator.The one I like was.....If at the exact same moment, the same person was pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.


Mr. T showers in the tears of fools he has pitied. Mr. T takes many showers.

Mr. T can hit you so hard that he has time to pity you 3 times before you hit the ground.


Most people believe the chemical formula for what sustains life is H2O, when in fact it is MrT + 2JPf. The ionic bond between JibbaJabba and PityingFools is so great that if one attempts to split that molecule, Chuck Norris jumps from a flaming truck and roundhouse kicks that person in the teeth.

Mr. T once pitied the Roman Empire...it fell the next day.

Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.

:lol1:

[smoak]

Hysterical!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

[tbfoster1]

This is a funny site

some vin diesal facts I found amusing


Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors

[828791Redskins]

How about "When Vin Deisel jumps into a body of water he doesn't get wet,the water gets Vin.

[BurgundyNGold]

Here's a pretty good one about Vin Diesel:


If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."