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Spence
02-10-2006, 04:41 PM
There is great embarrassment in your future. A box of X-rated fortune cookies was mistakenly delivered to a fundraiser hosted by a Brooklyn politician.

The 350 cookies stuffed with "the most graphically lurid" fortunes got mixed up with a batch of 1,750 cookies ordered for the Chinese New Year event, Borough President Marty Markowitz said Friday. Some guests "were stunned, to say the least."

The annual event — to raise money to send poor children to summer camp — was attended by some 700 guests Tuesday evening, but only about 80 were still there when the dirty cookies were opened, Markowitz said.

The borough president was on the second floor of the two-level restaurant when a guest "yelled to me from the first floor: `Marty, did you order these cookies? Did you see what's inside them? I think you better get your butt down here!'" Markowitz said.

Markowitz, who was not wearing his glasses, had the "fortunes" read to him by some of the guests.

"I'm sure they were meant for a raunchy bachelor party," he said. "They were not cutesy. Triple X to say the least."Source (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060210/ap_on_fe_st/raunchy_fortune_cookies&printer=1;_ylt=Ao8LJhypY.IzXcepFDKsY_ouQE4F;_ylu=X 3oDMTA3MXN1bHE0BHNlYwN0bWE-)

redskin_rich
02-10-2006, 04:46 PM
So, there is a dirty Confucius? I would love to hear some of his wisdom.

CNYSkinFan
02-10-2006, 04:50 PM
So, there is a dirty Confucius? I would love to hear some of his wisdom.
Confuscious says a happy wife is one where her husband ****Censored by Spence****'s her ****Censored by Spence**** twice a week.

redskin_rich
02-10-2006, 04:55 PM
Confuscious says a happy wife is one where her husband ****Censored by Spence****'s her ****Censored by Spence**** twice a week.
Hmm, interesting but I think the roles should be reversed.

BurgundyNGold
02-10-2006, 05:16 PM
Hmm, interesting but I think the roles should be reversed.
And that's why his name is Confucius. :D

skinfanatic
02-10-2006, 05:27 PM
So, there is a dirty Confucius? I would love to hear some of his wisdom.

khama sutra (sp?)