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akhhorus
03-01-2006, 02:56 PM
So, is Dr. Evil the head of Pentagon R&D now?

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/01/060301191157.9lr6rn3n.html

Pentagon mulling 'stealth sharks' to patrol the seas: New Scientist

The Pentagon is reportedly funding research into neural implants with the ultimate hope of turning sharks into "stealth spies" capable of gliding undetected through the ocean.

According to the British weekly New Scientist, the research builds on experimental work to control animals by implanting tiny electrodes in their brain, which are then stimulated to induce a behavioral response.

"The Pentagon hopes to exploit sharks' natural ability to glide quietly through the water, sense delicate electrical gradients and follow chemical trails," says the report, carried in next Saturday's New Scientist.

"By remotely guiding the sharks' movements they hope to transform the animals into stealth spies, perhaps capable of following vessels without being spotted."

The unusual project is being funded by the Pentagon's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), which pioneered the Internet as a platform for robust communications.

Spence
03-01-2006, 02:59 PM
Oh, yeah. This is going to work out brilliantly. Now every time some poor sap gets bitten in half by a shark the nearest U.S. embassy will be burned to the ground.

CNYSkinFan
03-01-2006, 04:22 PM
So THIS is going to help us catch Osama!!!!

fent
03-01-2006, 04:34 PM
and i present Exhibit A in the fight for the need for earmark transparency.

smoak
03-01-2006, 04:38 PM
So THIS is going to help us catch Osama!!!!

Sure, even Osama like to vacation! I can see him out there now with his swim cap and one piece.

HAWGZHEAD
03-01-2006, 06:40 PM
muwhahahaha, Muwhahahaha, Muwhahahaha!!

This is the greatest idea I have ever heard. It is about time they put all that heterocecal tail powered spy weapon research to use.

PyroGenic
03-01-2006, 09:41 PM
i wonder if cheney has one of those in bush


hehe

CNYSkinFan
03-02-2006, 09:12 AM
i wonder if cheney has one of those in bush


hehe

I don't think Bush has the necessary compnents for the device to attach to.


According to the British weekly New Scientist, the research builds on experimental work to control animals by implanting tiny electrodes in their brain, which are then stimulated to induce a behavioral response.

PyroGenic
03-02-2006, 05:15 PM
I don't think Bush has the necessary compnents for the device to attach to.

:honor:

skinfanatic
03-02-2006, 05:38 PM
I don't think Bush has the necessary compnents for the device to attach to.

see what bush does? just talking about him makes you have multiple errors in your writing.