Leinart Dating Paris Hilton? [Archive] - hailRedskins.com Fan Board

S.Taylor36

05-03-2006, 11:36 AM

Matt Leinart is rumored to be dating Paris Hilton.
And to think NFL teams were worried about Leinart being too Hollywood. Hilton, ready to release her first album, clearing wasn't getting enough of a P.R. boost from her ex-beau Stavros Nachos. ESPN can now promote their week six Bears-Cardinals game as the Battle of Paris between Leinart and Brian Urlacher.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/May-03-Wed-2006/news/7177397.html

CarMike

05-03-2006, 11:39 AM

I have never understood why people think Paris Hilton is attractive. Other than her checking account. Or should I say her fathers bank account.

Fathead

05-03-2006, 11:40 AM

He likes ugly chicks?

redskin_rich

05-03-2006, 11:40 AM

All the beautiful young ladies he could date and he picks her?

shally

05-03-2006, 11:41 AM

I have never understood why people think Paris Hilton is attractive. Other than her checking account. Or should I say her fathers bank account.

amen... amen... amen... put those clothes back on, skinny girl...:lol1:

chrisbcbu

05-03-2006, 11:42 AM

I have never understood why people think Paris Hilton is attractive. Other than her checking account. Or should I say her fathers bank account.

I agree. Maybe if she added a little weight she would become more attractive. But as it is right now, i get queazy just looking at her.

The Skinsinator

05-03-2006, 11:45 AM

It will last for a week possibly two. She will screw him then leave him and find someone else she's interested in for a week or so. She does this all the time and yes her looks are overrated. Her little sister looks way better.

dallasadmin

05-03-2006, 11:50 AM

I love South Park

http://www.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season8/812.gif

You could throw a rock and do better than her

CarMike

05-03-2006, 11:53 AM

I love South Park

http://www.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season8/812.gif

You could throw a rock and do better than her
Best looking picture she's ever taken! :D

danny's stogie

05-03-2006, 11:57 AM

I love South Park

http://www.southparkstudios.com/img/content/season8/812.gif

You could throw a rock and do better than her

I haven't eaten pineapple once without chuckling since seeing that episode.

shally

05-03-2006, 11:58 AM

Best looking picture she's ever taken! :D

it is not just looks.. it is also about skanky behavior...

RedskinRyan

05-03-2006, 11:59 AM

I agree. Maybe if she added a little weight she would become more attractive. But as it is right now, i get queazy just looking at her.

im eating a hot pocket right now and thinking, theres a starving person dating matt leinart who could certainly use this more than i could...

S.Taylor36

05-03-2006, 12:02 PM

All jokes aside, if I'm the Arizona Cardinals I do not want Leinart dating Paris Hilton. This kid should be worrying about football now not being in Hollywood clubs with Paris Hilton. A woman like that has zero interst in his football future and she is a maneater. Plus Leinart should take a good look at what Arizona women look like, not bad at all last time I visited.

smoak

05-03-2006, 12:05 PM

Over/Under on the number of days before Leinart has a drunk picture floating around the net:

14

The Skinsinator

05-03-2006, 12:11 PM

im eating a hot pocket right now and thinking, theres a starving person dating matt leinart who could certainly use this more than i could...LMAO. That's awesome. What's really funny is in her show her and Nichole Richie are just pigging out at fast food restaurant after restaurant. She probably has a crazy metabolism and other things preventing her from putting on any weight at all.

Santheb

05-03-2006, 12:35 PM

Matt checked his other options, but Paris was the only one that was open.

InsomniaKiller

05-03-2006, 12:37 PM

Over/Under on the number of days before Leinart has a drunk picture floating around the net:

14

I'll take the under!

http://insomniakiller.com/drunkqb.jpg

danny's stogie

05-03-2006, 01:07 PM

I'll take the under!

http://insomniakiller.com/drunkqb.jpg

Didn't this picture cause his USC girlfriend to break up with him?

shally

05-03-2006, 01:15 PM

Matt checked his other options, but Paris was the only one that was open.

then the draft critiques that said he had difficulty picking up his second and third reads were undoubtedly correct..

RedskinsDave

05-03-2006, 01:17 PM

Come on Matt. You didn't spend all that time playing football and winning games so you could date a skank. Get yourself a hottie and make it one that isn't a retread like Hilton.

smoak

05-03-2006, 01:21 PM

Didn't this picture cause his USC girlfriend to break up with him?

Oh yeah... I forgot about that one. :D It seems like all the young QBs get liquored up and hang on some chick these days.

Actually, maybe I should have said:

Over/Under for how long a sex vid will be leaked -- 20 days

shally

05-03-2006, 01:25 PM

Oh yeah... I forgot about that one. :D It seems like all the young QBs get liquored up and hang on some chick these days.

Actually, maybe I should have said:

Over/Under for how long a sex vid will be leaked -- 20 days

i am sorry, but with the quality material on the internet why would anyone want to see that?

Red Bear

05-03-2006, 01:30 PM

LMAO. That's awesome. What's really funny is in her show her and Nichole Richie are just pigging out at fast food restaurant after restaurant. She probably has a crazy metabolism and other things preventing her from putting on any weight at all.

yeah, its called her finger going down her throat when the cameras cut off :D

vabeach_skinsfan

05-03-2006, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Santheb
Matt checked his other options, but Paris was the only one that was open.

LOL, yeah she was wide open.

I know this is a little off topic, but did you guys catch Matt Lionhart on Punk'd.....soliciting to a prostitute and gets caught a week before the draft. I thought it was pretty funny.

InsomniaKiller

05-03-2006, 01:38 PM

Didn't this picture cause his USC girlfriend to break up with him?

That I don't know, but I believe the girl in the pic ended up slapping him across the face for getting a little too touchy-feely.

Meatsnack

05-03-2006, 01:45 PM

it is not just looks.. it is also about skanky behavior...

Momma always said, "Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!"

Advice that has served me well for a long, long time.

:tongue:

The Skinsinator

05-03-2006, 01:50 PM

Come on Matt. You didn't spend all that time playing football and winning games so you could date a skank. Get yourself a hottie and make it one that isn't a retread like Hilton. LMAO. This is a great post. It used to be admirable to date Paris Hilton. Nowadays, it's frowned upon. Could any of you seriously imagine dating this woman? It would be an absolute high maintenance nightmare.

smoak

05-03-2006, 01:50 PM

i am sorry, but with the quality material on the internet why would anyone want to see that?

Agreed, but I think the other Paris "leaks" are the only reason people talk about her. I think she is a joke and an oddity at best.

shally

05-03-2006, 02:00 PM

LMAO. This is a great post. It used to be admirable to date Paris Hilton. Nowadays, it's frowned upon. Could any of you seriously imagine dating this woman? It would be an absolute high maintenance nightmare.

depends whose paying for everything...:lol1:

high maintenance is not quite strong enough a word

RedskinsDave

05-03-2006, 02:15 PM

I don't know about dating her but sex must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

The Skinsinator

05-03-2006, 02:20 PM

I don't know about dating her but sex must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.You are too much man. You need to forget the mortgage biz man and get into some comedy. The above joke is just wrong but absolutely hilarious. If Paris and Matt could only read this thread.........

PyroGenic

05-03-2006, 02:43 PM

I agree. Maybe if she added a little weight she would become more attractive. But as it is right now, i get queazy just looking at her.

uh oh, bulemia is contagious now?

You guys know she used to date Brian Urlacher... or I'm pretty sure she did.

PyroGenic

05-03-2006, 02:44 PM

I don't know about dating her but sex must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

read sports guy much ?

:)

VTBob

05-03-2006, 02:49 PM

all I'm gonna say is Leinart don't be a fool, wrap your tool...

...you don't know where Paris' Hilton has been :eep:

danny's stogie

05-03-2006, 02:55 PM

read sports guy much ?

:)

Dude, don't cuss at Dave.

all I'm gonna say is Leinart don't be a fool, wrap your tool...

...you don't know where Paris' Hilton has been :eep:

I don't think Paris knows either.

VTBob

05-03-2006, 02:59 PM

I don't think Paris knows either.

Well, she does have at least one video reference to refresh her memory...uggg *shudder*

PyroGenic

05-03-2006, 02:59 PM

Dude, don't cuss at Dave.

wait what did i do?

RedskinsDave

05-03-2006, 03:02 PM

I'll read the sports guy as soon as his column is attached to the pins that I would stick in my eyes before I would ever read his Red Sox loving junk.

PyroGenic

05-03-2006, 03:09 PM

I'll read the sports guy as soon as his column is attached to the pins that I would stick in my eyes before I would ever read his Red Sox loving junk.

ah, now i understand lol

JoeDaSchmoe

05-03-2006, 04:17 PM

I wonder if Matt uses.... Trojans. *rim shot*

read sports guy much ?

:)

That's from something before Sports Guy, but I can't put my finger on it...

redskin_rich

05-03-2006, 04:25 PM

That's from something before Sports Guy, but I can't put my finger on it...
Triumph the insult comic dog...

RedskinsDave

05-03-2006, 04:27 PM

Triumph the insult comic dog...

That would make sense. He's actually funny.

JoeDaSchmoe

05-03-2006, 04:36 PM

Triumph the insult comic dog...

Thaaaaaaaaaat's it.

ryflan47

05-03-2006, 04:58 PM

I don't know about dating her but sex must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
:lol1: Gotta love that Family Guy.

I Like the Cowgirls

05-03-2006, 06:38 PM

amen... amen... amen... put those clothes back on, skinny girl...:lol1:
i know right it looks like if she sneezes shes gonna break in half:lol1:

I Like the Cowgirls

05-03-2006, 06:39 PM

:lol1: Gotta love that Family Guy.
yea family guys is tight

LadyNRedskinsfan

05-03-2006, 09:27 PM

what was matt's wonderlic score again? :rolleyes:

RedskinRyan

05-03-2006, 09:39 PM

what was matt's wonderlic score again? :rolleyes:

i think the only test results' of matt's we should be worried about is his std checkup

LadyNRedskinsfan

05-03-2006, 09:48 PM

i think the only test results' of matt's we should be worried about is his std checkup
lmao....how true.

the real moss89

05-03-2006, 09:59 PM

Ok over or under on how many years it takes for Lienart to go Hollywood. I'll say 2 years.

The Skinsinator

05-03-2006, 10:15 PM

Ok over or under on how many years it takes for Lienart to go Hollywood. I'll say 2 years.Evidently, he's already there. Leinart and Hilton is a match made in hell. She will roll over that poor boy real good. I agree with a previous comment that if I was the Cardinals I wouldn't be overly thrilled about this. Paris Hilton is not a joke.

RedskinRyan

05-03-2006, 10:16 PM

Ok over or under on how many years it takes for Lienart to go Hollywood. I'll say 2 years.

the man is already hollywood, but hes about to go moldywood

and teh jokes just keep coming, keep it up ppl this material is too easy

LadyNRedskinsfan

05-03-2006, 11:26 PM

he has already been punk'd. thats a hollywood rite of passage.....

DUCKIN_TACKLERS

05-04-2006, 06:07 AM

I quess this means Leinart is trying to get back that signing bonus money he lost by slipping to the Number 10 slot.

DUCKIN_TACKLERS

05-04-2006, 06:09 AM

he has already been punk'd. thats a hollywood rite of passage.....
kinda like doing it with Paris Hilton as well.

SpicyMcHaggis

05-04-2006, 06:48 AM

Guys you all are really mean...I think they are really in love...I see them getting married and settling down..maybe a couple of kids and a dog too...

RedskinsDave

05-04-2006, 07:07 AM

Guys you all are really mean...I think they are really in love...I see them getting married and settling down..maybe a couple of kids and a dog too...

I thought there was more but apparently you passed out since you clearly were taking a nice long bong hit on that one :)

RedskinRyan

05-04-2006, 07:15 AM

I thought there was more but apparently you passed out since you clearly were taking a nice long bong hit on that one :)

:lol1:

oh man, i started coughing i was laughing so hard(laughing, not inhaling)

SpicyMcHaggis

05-04-2006, 09:08 AM

I thought there was more but apparently you passed out since you clearly were taking a nice long bong hit on that one :)
:lol1: Yeah I wanted to write more, maybe describing the church wedding and all the guests including Brian Urlacher and stuff like that, but I just starting laughing and couldn't go on...hahaha...

SpicyMcHaggis

05-04-2006, 09:08 AM

:lol1:

oh man, i started coughing i was laughing so hard(laughing, not inhaling)
Yeah right...suuure....:rolleyes:

C-7

05-04-2006, 10:08 AM

Matt checked his other options, but Paris was the only one that was open.

Literally?

The Skinsinator

05-04-2006, 12:44 PM

Literally?I assume so yes that was the blunt of the joke. This is a viciously hilarious thread. Ever since it was public knowledge that Leinart took ballroom dancing, he has been easier to pick on. This new purported fling adds more fuel to the fire.

ncg1983

05-04-2006, 12:50 PM

This won't last till Memorial Day, she'll be onto someone new.

CNYSkinFan

05-04-2006, 12:50 PM

I assume so yes that was the blunt of the joke. This is a viciously hilarious thread. Ever since it was public knowledge that Leinart took ballroom dancing, he has been easier to pick on. This new purported fling adds more fuel to the fire.
If I am Leinart I would care less about who is picking on me. He just spent a year living every college football player's dream and if not for one run by Young would be a folk herop. He is about to be paid good $$ and has a chance to playing with a team ready for a rebound where he again will be a God, and hie is banging one of the hottest young bazillionaires in the Country.

God bless him.

danny's stogie

05-04-2006, 12:57 PM

If I am Leinart I would care less about who is picking on me. He just spent a year living every college football player's dream and if not for one run by Young would be a folk herop. He is about to be paid good $$ and has a chance to playing with a team ready for a rebound where he again will be a God, and hie is banging one of the hottest young bazillionaires in the Country.

God bless him.

Did you just use the word "hot" in a sentence about Paris Hilton unaccompanied by the words pants, headed, 'n bothered, like totally, or Satin's spawn? I never thought I'd see the day.

So apparently Leinhart is denying the relationship, but Paris is trying to go public with it. Hey Matt, do you remember what an audible is?

SpicyMcHaggis

05-04-2006, 01:13 PM

Did you just use the word "hot" in a sentence about Paris Hilton unaccompanied by the words pants, headed, 'n bothered, like totally, or Satin's spawn? I never thought I'd see the day.

So apparently Leinhart is denying the relationship, but Paris is trying to go public with it. Hey Matt, do you remember what an audible is?
At this point his best option is to immediately find some anonymous hot chick (which shouldn't be too hard), make out with here, have somebody take a picture of the action, and tell everybody that she is his girlfriend..
OR just say the hell with it and start shagging every babe he can find in Hollywood (which also shouldn't be too tough)..

danny's stogie

05-04-2006, 01:15 PM

At this point his best option is to immediately find some anonymous hot chick (which shouldn't be too hard), make out with here, have somebody take a picture of the action, and tell everybody that she is his girlfriend..
OR just say the hell with it and start shagging every babe he can find in Hollywood (which also shouldn't be too tough)..

At this point I bet the only people left for him to shag in LA are dudes.

SpicyMcHaggis

05-04-2006, 01:24 PM

At this point I bet the only people left for him to shag in LA are dudes.
Well he's got the whole Phoenix area now!

shally

05-04-2006, 01:25 PM

CNYSkinFan

05-04-2006, 02:29 PM

SpicyMcHaggis

05-04-2006, 02:54 PM

Out soon:

A Night with Leinart in Paris
:lol1: :lol1:

LadyNRedskinsfan

05-04-2006, 04:14 PM

Out soon:

A Night with Leinart in Paris
this thread is hilarious.......:lol1:

the real moss89

05-04-2006, 04:21 PM

Out soon:

A Night with Leinart in Paris

HAHA!!!:lol1:

shally

05-04-2006, 05:20 PM

leinart just landed an endorsement deal with nike (true).. i am guessing it is for their entire line of products including swoosh brand condoms and dental dams...expect "tastefull" commercials starring him and the ever-satisfied (now anyway) paris...:lol1:

meloveskinslongtime

05-05-2006, 04:02 PM

shally

05-05-2006, 04:12 PM

swoosh condoms ... priceless :lol1:

coming to your local truck stop men's room any day now...
:lol1:

chrisbcbu

05-05-2006, 04:21 PM

coming to your local truck stop men's room any day now...
:lol1:

Are you talking about Paris? or the condoms?

The Skinsinator

05-05-2006, 04:58 PM

Are you talking about Paris? or the condoms?I believe he was referring to the specialized condoms Matthew would be endorsing. Either scenario is highly plausible though.

funnyperson1

05-05-2006, 05:36 PM

shally

05-05-2006, 07:22 PM

Are you talking about Paris? or the condoms?

YES !!

shally

05-05-2006, 07:23 PM

[QUOTE=funnyperson1]Its the cocaine that keeps her skinny.[/QUOT

or the ex lax...

C-7

05-10-2006, 11:26 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paris+Hilton

'Economist: What goes up must come down.

as to

Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone

RedskinRyan

05-10-2006, 09:20 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paris+Hilton

'Economist: What goes up must come down.

as to

Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone

omg omg omg! too wrong, oh so wrong.

RedskinRyan

05-10-2006, 10:42 PM

THIS JUST IN:

matt leinart recently signed a 6yr 40 million dollar contract........to date paris

he'll demand a trade soon his agent said