JoeDaSchmoe
05-07-2006, 03:25 AM
Your 2006 NFC West division champions... the St. Louis Rams.
Seattle just doesn't learn from other peoples' mistakes. A year ago, the Philadelphia Eagles last the Super Bowl. Knowing the odd streak of Super Bowl losers that then went on to bad seasons the following year, did the Eagles rub a bunch of rabbits' feet? Eat their Lucky Charms? Avoid all contact with black cats? No. They went out and signed up for the Madden Curse. Nevermind that the Chunky Soup Curse had been waiting for a little extra paranormal help for several years. Of course, the Eagles went on to have a dismal season, becoming the first team in history to go undefeated against their division one year, then winless against it the next.
So the Seahawks have had several months to ponder the precarious situation they're in. Again, losers of the Super Bowl, they've had ample time to pick four-leaf clovers or get blessed by the Pope. Instead, Shaun Alexander goes and gets himself on the cover of Madden 2007. And now I find out that Matt Hasselbeck has decided to take on the role of quarterback voice-over (or something like that) for the game. Clearly, this is a team that's slapping fate in the face and daring it to do something. Therefore, I predict that Seattle will not make the playoffs next year, will struggle mightily to even make it above .500, and Shaun Alexander will play no more than 11 games. In their place will be the St. Louis Rams, who have actually put effort into building a defense for a change and now have a head coach who can run an explosive offense without also being a massive head case. It's (once again) their time to shine. Seattle will have to go back to its love affairs with coffee and the color teal.
Seattle just doesn't learn from other peoples' mistakes. A year ago, the Philadelphia Eagles last the Super Bowl. Knowing the odd streak of Super Bowl losers that then went on to bad seasons the following year, did the Eagles rub a bunch of rabbits' feet? Eat their Lucky Charms? Avoid all contact with black cats? No. They went out and signed up for the Madden Curse. Nevermind that the Chunky Soup Curse had been waiting for a little extra paranormal help for several years. Of course, the Eagles went on to have a dismal season, becoming the first team in history to go undefeated against their division one year, then winless against it the next.
So the Seahawks have had several months to ponder the precarious situation they're in. Again, losers of the Super Bowl, they've had ample time to pick four-leaf clovers or get blessed by the Pope. Instead, Shaun Alexander goes and gets himself on the cover of Madden 2007. And now I find out that Matt Hasselbeck has decided to take on the role of quarterback voice-over (or something like that) for the game. Clearly, this is a team that's slapping fate in the face and daring it to do something. Therefore, I predict that Seattle will not make the playoffs next year, will struggle mightily to even make it above .500, and Shaun Alexander will play no more than 11 games. In their place will be the St. Louis Rams, who have actually put effort into building a defense for a change and now have a head coach who can run an explosive offense without also being a massive head case. It's (once again) their time to shine. Seattle will have to go back to its love affairs with coffee and the color teal.