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akhhorus
06-07-2006, 03:58 PM
http://money.cnn.com/2006/06/07/magazines/fortune/rps_fortune/index.htm?cnn=yes

Judge orders lawyers to play game
Acrimonious attorneys told to settle dispute by playing a round of 'rock, paper, scissors.'
FORTUNE Magazine
By Roger Parloff, FORTUNE senior writer
June 7, 2006: 1:06 PM EDT

NEW YORK (FORTUNE) - Faced with the inability of two bickering attorneys to resolve even the most innocuous scheduling questions without his intervention, a Florida federal judge yesterday ordered the two to meet on the steps of the federal courthouse and resolve their latest quarrel by playing "one (1) game of 'rock, paper, scissors.' "

In an interview, plaintiff's lawyer Pettinato says, "I'm going to comply with the court's order to the letter." Defense lawyer Craig did not respond to a phone message, while Judge Presnell, 63, who was appointed to the bench by President Bill Clinton in 2000, declined comment.

A-ha!

fent
06-07-2006, 04:00 PM
finally, a clinton appointee i can appreciate!

dukeuch
06-07-2006, 04:45 PM
...always start with "rock"!

RedskinsDave
06-07-2006, 04:50 PM
That's awesome. I love me some creative arbitration!