A Test You Can't Fail

[Spence]

Are you a Red? A Blue? Or a Tipper? [That last refers to someone who tips back and forth, not to Al Gore's wife.] Take this test (http://www.applebeesamerica.com/quiz.html) and find out.

Full disclosure: I scored a 7, which makes me a Tipper, but much closer to a Red than a Blue. That test might need a bit of adjustment.

[redskin_rich]

6, a true tipper.

[HAWGZHEAD]

Scored an 8. Red, enough said. Is that referring to my neck lol.

[shally]

Are you a Red? A Blue? Or a Tipper? [That last refers to someone who tips back and forth, not to Al Gore's wife.] Take this test (http://www.applebeesamerica.com/quiz.html) and find out.

Full disclosure: I scored a 7, which makes me a Tipper, but much closer to a Red than a Blue. That test might need a bit of adjustment.

10 red...i will say, every computer political test i have taken has placed me inthe libertarian camp.. which is how i would classify myself, excpet in foreign policy where i am a true interventionalist..

[RedskinsDave]

7, like Tom. Time for him to kill himself.

[lakewinola]

I got a 6

[Fathead]

8

[CNYSkinFan]

Scored an 8. Red, enough said. Is that referring to my neck lol.
same here. The test was bunk...lots of false choices.

[CNYSkinFan]

7, like Tom. Time for him to kill himself.
I'm more red then you...time for you to kill yourself. :)

[lakewinola]

I am debating the one question though. I'd rather drink piss than bud or coors.

[Ibleedburgundy]

You guys are a bunch of pinkos I scored a 10.

[CNYSkinFan]

You guys are a bunch of pinkos I scored a 10.
ok total proof that this test is crapola.

and I doubt I would go to a wrestling match or a monster truck show but at least a monster truck show has a chance of exploding cars.

[redskin_rich]

I am debating the one question though. I'd rather drink piss than bud or coors.
I had the same problem deciding between an Audi or a Saab.

[lakewinola]

I had the same problem deciding between an Audi or a Saab.

Yeah, what was that question?

[HAWGZHEAD]

I had the same problem deciding between an Audi or a Saab.Had to go with Audi because of the A8, sweet ride.

[BurgundyNGold]

I got a 9, but I don't know how. If I'm not superficial enough to buy Evian when Deer Park tastes better, do I not bleed? Also, Monster Truck Show or Pro Wrestling Match? Neither if I'm sober, both if I'm not. :)

[dj_stouty]

8-Red...

The hardest was the bourbon/scotch vs. gin/vodka question. I love them all...;-)

But I went with Vodka...as a cocktail party isn't the same without a nice chilled dirty vodka martini with lots of olives.

[BurgundyNGold]

8-Red...

The hardest was the bourbon/scotch vs. gin/vodka question. I love them all...;-)

But I went with Vodka...as a cocktail party isn't the same without a nice chilled dirty vodka martini with lots of olives.
Scotch or whiskey for me. They keep me honest. :)

[Minnesota Mike]

I wanted to answer "none of the above" for all the questions.

But then, that's usually how I feel when I look at my ballot on Election Day too, so maybe the test is pretty accurate.

[Agrawog]

I'm more red then you...time for you to kill yourself. :)

Dave I also scored a 9 - more red than you. Are you sure your head is not spinning right off your body? Have you seen it rain toads recently? Is hell freezing over?

Nice test - NOT!

[fent]

i scored 11...only william f buckley has me beat :D

[akhhorus]

7: tipper with Centrist, Capitalist-Libertarian leanings.

[fent]

i have a question on the dr pepper vs sprite question. obviously being from Texas, i chose dr pepper. is the thought that if you drink dr pepper you're likely from Texas or the south so more likely conservative and if you drink sprite you're likely african american (just a generalization based on their marketing of late) so more likely liberal? i'm just a bit confused as to how that's at all an indication of my (or anyone's) voting tendencies.

[redskin_rich]

i have a question on the dr pepper vs sprite question. obviously being from Texas, i chose dr pepper. is the thought that if you drink dr pepper you're likely from Texas or the south so more likely conservative and if you drink sprite you're likely african american (just a generalization based on their marketing of late) so more likely liberal? i'm just a bit confused as to how that's at all an indication of my (or anyone's) voting tendencies.
I thought Mountain Dew was the most popular soda in the south. When I lived in NC, everyone drank Sundrop, which is a clone of the Dew.

Anyhow, is there really any difference between who watches tractor pulls or pro wrestling? Coors or Bud? Audi or Saab?
Most of these questions did not differ enough to seperate anybody.

[fent]

I thought Mountain Dew was the most popular soda in the south. When I lived in NC, everyone drank Sundrop, which is a clone of the Dew.

Anyhow, is there really any difference between who watches tractor pulls or pro wrestling? Coors or Bud? Audi or Saab?
Most of these questions did not differ enough to seperate anybody.

that was my thought on everything except the soft drink question and the save the buck vs the lottery ticket question...they're all two sides of the same coin.

[Spence]

I'm a Dr Pepper man myself.

[RedskinsDave]

I'm a Dr Pepper man myself.

Fascist pig.

[HAWGZHEAD]

I thought Mountain Dew was the most popular soda in the south. When I lived in NC, everyone drank Sundrop, which is a clone of the Dew.

Blasphemy!! other than the 2 both being citrus sodas Sun-Drop and Mountain Spew are nothing alike to the refined drinker. Sun-Drop has much more kick and makes Mountain Dew taste flat in comparison.

[redskin_rich]

Blasphemy!! other than the 2 both being citrus sodas Sun-Drop and Mountain Spew are nothing alike to the refined drinker. Sun-Drop has much more kick and makes Mountain Dew taste flat in comparison.
17 years later and little has changed down there I see, lol.

[BurgundyNGold]

Blasphemy!! other than the 2 both being citrus sodas Sun-Drop and Mountain Spew are nothing alike to the refined drinker. Sun-Drop has much more kick and makes Mountain Dew taste flat in comparison.
What about Mello Yello? That was da bomb when we used to go to NC/SC/FL for vacation every summer as kids.

[HAWGZHEAD]

What about Mello Yello? That was da bomb when we used to go to NC/SC/FL for vacation every summer as kids.Forgot about that one. Mellow Yellow tastes just like Mountain Dew to me, no kick.

[Axegrinder]

6, a true tipper.
Same here.

[dukeuch]

same here. The test was bunk...lots of false choices.

Agreed. Where do they figure a "TV Guide" reader falls?

[BurgundyNGold]

Agreed. Where do they figure a "TV Guide" reader falls?
I don't know. I thought Dem because it is so Hollywood centric, but then I thought Rep because "TV Guide" is the heaviest reading some folks do, lol.

[fent]

Agreed. Where do they figure a "TV Guide" reader falls?

it falls under dem...i got 11 of 12 with

lottery ticket
Dr. Pepper
Audi
US News
Wal-Mart
Bourbon
Ozarka/Local
coors
Monster Truck
eBay
Discovery Channel
college football

and by changing lottery ticket i go to 12/12.

[higgybaby]

7 true tipper.

[CNYSkinFan]

it falls under dem...i got 11 of 12 with

lottery ticket
Dr. Pepper
Audi
US News
Wal-Mart
Bourbon
Ozarka/Local
coors
Monster Truck
eBay
Discovery Channel
college football

and by changing lottery ticket i go to 12/12.

ok seriously how is Discovery Channel conservative? I watch it all the time, espescially MythBusters. You would think the anti-evolution crowd would tip Discovery Channel to the liberal side.

[BurgundyNGold]

ok seriously how is Discovery Channel conservative? I watch it all the time, espescially MythBusters. You would think the anti-evolution crowd would tip Discovery Channel to the liberal side.
Agreed. And I've never seen the tree hugging crowd at a wrestling match drinking a Bud either, lol. I think this test has to be considered more fun than valid.

[redskin_rich]

ok seriously how is Discovery Channel conservative? I watch it all the time, espescially MythBusters. You would think the anti-evolution crowd would tip Discovery Channel to the liberal side.
Shows like Monster Garage, American Chopper and American Hot Rod would seem to cater more to the conservative side of America.

[CNYSkinFan]

Shows like Monster Garage, American Chopper and American Hot Rod would seem to cater more to the conservative side of America.
that is true...I barely watch those and my father in love loves them.

[Spence]

You know Discovery Channel is liberal because when they do all those shows about dinosaurs, they don't pretend the dinos were alive 4000 years ago and doing battle with cavemen.

[BurgundyNGold]

Shows like Monster Garage, American Chopper and American Hot Rod would seem to cater more to the conservative side of America.
OT, but I have to say that many of the Poindexter shows that I like to watch seem to have been moved over the Science channel or one of the other channels in the Discovery family. Discovery Communications is one of our clients and I am always giving them crap about that. Which, of course means < hill of beans to them.

[CNYSkinFan]

Either way Shark Week is bi partisan!!!!

[BurgundyNGold]

You know Discovery Channel is liberal because when they do all those shows about dinosaurs, they don't pretend the dinos were alive 4000 years ago and doing battle with cavemen.
Ah, that's pre-flood humans, Spence.