Joke of the day.

[The Skinsinator]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-08-06-hilton-celibate_x.htm

Liars go to hell you know. :rolleyes:

[BurgundyNGold]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-08-06-hilton-celibate_x.htm

Liars go to hell you know. :rolleyes:
Ha! That's too funny. We should start a pool on how long this lasts.

[danny's stogie]

Ha! That's too funny. We should start a pool on how long this lasts.

Too late.

[RedskinRyan]

if she was still with leinart, she wont be now

[LATrueRedskin]

Paris Hilton is hideously ugly.

[BurgundyNGold]

Paris Hilton is hideously ugly.
Then her new endeavor should come pretty easily, lol.

[Jon Jansen is money]

I have a joke.

Spicy Mchaggis and Mildly Attractive celeb battle walk into a bar...

[BurgundyNGold]

I have a joke.

Spicy Mchaggis and Mildly Attractive celeb battle walk into a bar...
I've heard this one. Hawgz' dog is there and it has an absessed tooth, right?

[Jon Jansen is money]

I've heard this one. Hawgz' dog is there and it has an absessed tooth, right?

No but Shally goes into a talent agents office and says "Boy do i have an act for you." The talent agent asks what kind of an act it is. Shally replies "its a family act"

:::some time passes::::

"Wow!" says the talent agent. What do you call your act?

Shally says, "The aristocrats!"

[BurgundyNGold]

No but Shally goes into a talent agents office and says "Boy do i have an act for you." The talent agent asks what kind of an act it is. Shally replies "its a family act"

:::some time passes::::

"Wow!" says the talent agent. What do you call your act?

Shally says, "The aristocrats!"
Ah, yes. The Aristocrat. A time honored classic. Have you ever seen the South Park version of that?

[Jon Jansen is money]

Ah, yes. The Aristocrat. A time honored classic. Have you ever seen the South Park version of that?

I dont get it...Neither do I.

[BurgundyNGold]

I dont get it...Neither do I.
Yep, that's the one, lol.

[danny's stogie]

Wow, this thread started with a lot of promise. Paris Hilton and celibacy, can you have picked an easier target? Come on folks, I'm bored stiff at work right now, please make me laugh.

[BurgundyNGold]

Wow, this thread started with a lot of promise. Paris Hilton and celibacy, can you have picked an easier target? Come on folks, I'm bored stiff at work right now, please make me laugh.
Haven't you heard? No type of stiff is allowed near this thread. Paris' orders.

[danny's stogie]

Haven't you heard? No type of stiff is allowed near this thread. Paris' orders.

I'm sorry, but with that pic of hers I'm bored flacid.

[BurgundyNGold]

I'm sorry, but with that pic of hers I'm bored flacid.
Well, that's what you get to look at until her next movie comes out. I think it's going to be called "The Constant Hardener" and will be shot in, what else, night vision.

[danny's stogie]

Well, that's what you get to look at until her next movie comes out. I think it's going to be called "The Constant Hardener" and will be shot in, what else, night vision.

Her porn doesn't do it for me either. She has the body of a tall, lanky 12 year old boy.

[BurgundyNGold]

Her porn doesn't do it for me either. She has the body of a tall, lanky 12 year old boy.
I guess it's time to do another marginally attractive celeb poll then. What's left to say about Paris Hilton? She's stupid, unattractive, shallow, talentless and stupid who, apparently, has the body of a 12 y/o boy.

[Jon Jansen is money]

What's left to say about Paris Hilton?

Shes one of this generations best singers.

[danny's stogie]

Shes one of this generations best singers.

Now that's funny!

[IllinoiSkinFan]

I can't stand the Hilton Sister's.
They make my skin crawl. :bounceit:

[The Skinsinator]

I can't stand the Hilton Sister's.
They make my skin crawl. :bounceit:Can't say that for the younger one. She really does have it going on. They seem completely different although I don't really believe there are too many women similar to Paris.