Week 1 recap according to DJ Gallo

[Dolla Bill]

I found this to be absolutely hilarious. Especially the Dallass quotes.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060911

[SpicyMcHaggis]

I found this to be absolutely hilarious. Especially the Dallass quotes.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060911
:lol1: Great read! And some of those are really true..like the sad state of the Texans' running game compared to the show Deuce and Reggie put on display..

[dallasadmin]

if you're a Patriots fan you have to have a very real fear that Brady spent so much time online during the offseason that he has developed severe carpal tunnel syndrome and the hand on his passing arm is permanently formed into a horrific and virtually unusable claw due to overuse

Paging George Costanza, or more to the point Ray McKigney :)

[Dolla Bill]

These were the ones that got me rolling:

11. We are all fortunate that the Cowboys laid their egg yesterday on the road and not at home. Just think how much worse it would have been in Dallas. It's almost a given that Bill Parcells, hearing the cries of the home fans, would have started lactating through his uncomfortably snug polo shirt right there on national television. And no one wants to see that nastiness. Or at least I hope no one wants to see that nastiness.

12. By the way, Drew Bledsoe, the media would like to thank you for throwing three interceptions yesterday, thereby laying the groundwork for a Terrell Owens blowup. As a reward they are buying you a Segway. Feel free to use it for daily errands, or in the pocket to make you more mobile. (I suppose the use of "more" wasn't necessary in the preceding sentence.)

[SpicyMcHaggis]

These were the ones that got me rolling:
LOL!!!!
Why does Parcells remind me of Peter Griffin? (Oh yeah..because he actually did try to lactate Stewie...)