Skin better win because desk wont be able to take it.

[IllinoiSkinFan]

After the Skin lost Monday night someone ate work placed over 120 pages of vikings emblems all over my desk. I am still picking off all the tape.
HERE IS THE THING... These were Cowboy and Bears fans that did it.

So I need the Skins to beat the girls in their own home field. (So I can do some littering of my own!! :) )

[hail2skins]

You could have put Jacquar emblems on the Cowboy fan's desk. Why was he even involved. His team lost in week #1 as well.

[28thegreat]

After the Skin lost Monday night someone ate work placed over 120 pages of vikings emblems all over my desk. I am still picking off all the tape.
HERE IS THE THING... These were Cowboy and Bears fans that did it.

So I need the Skins to beat the girls in their own home field. (So I can do some littering of my own!! :) )
We need pics on this. It could be fun to help you devise some appropriate retribution.:D

[IllinoiSkinFan]

We need pics on this. It could be fun to help you devise some appropriate retribution.:D

Sorry no pics available.
Just think of a cube completely covered. They were very neatly placed.
Not an inch of uncovered space. Even the computer was wraped in emblems.
In the middle of it all. on my monitor, was a very small redskins emblem with the message, "Skins are the most pittiful team in the nfl."

[C-7]

Sorry no pics available.
Just think of a cube completely covered. They were very neatly placed.
Not an inch of uncovered space. Even the computer was wraped in emblems.
In the middle of it all. on my monitor, was a very small redskins emblem with the message, "Skins are the most pittiful team in the nfl."



It takes an evil, cold and calculating mind to pull off a deed like that.

[IllinoiSkinFan]

I also need the Skins to win so I can continue to go to the Subway next to me. Every Saturday I go there wearing a skins hat and every sat the dallas fan the works there has to boo me as I come in. :)

It has become quite a tradition at this point..

So that is TWO reason that skins have to beat Dallas.

[smoak]

Just take a big dump on the Cowboys fan's desk. Or I hear you can bury an egg just beneath the dirt in a potted plant and the entire office will smell once it rots.

BTW - I haven't tried either of these.

[LavarBabyDaddy]

Fill their whole cube with packing peanuts and then use ceranwrap to close it off, so as soon as they try to open it, about 6ft of packing peanuts gets everywhere. Pretty much the ultimate office revenge.

[chicago_skinz_fan]

I feel your pain on the bears fans... I got a lot of crap too, nothing like you though...

[redskinz#1fan]

Just take a big dump on the Cowboys fan's desk. Or I hear you can bury an egg just beneath the dirt in a potted plant and the entire office will smell once it rots.

BTW - I haven't tried either of these.

Tooooooooo late now Bry, you've already told on yourself! You have a little too much info, sounds like your definitely speaking from experience! ;)

[swheeler]

You can also freeze a can of shaving cream and then peel off the metal, leaving just a block of frozen shaving cream. But it in a desk drawer and it will expand to about 50 times its original size when it thaws.

[shally]

You could have put Jacquar emblems on the Cowboy fan's desk. Why was he even involved. His team lost in week #1 as well.

that is typical smokescreen activity from cowboy fans.. deflects attention from their miserable performance

[shally]

Just take a big dump on the Cowboys fan's desk. Or I hear you can bury an egg just beneath the dirt in a potted plant and the entire office will smell once it rots.

BTW - I haven't tried either of these.

one of the best ones i ever heard of was a woman who left her cheating husband and his new flame a parting gift.. she screwed off the top of the metal bed frame ( finnial? i believe) and poured a few raw oysters down into the hollow tube.. from what she told me the aroma coming from that "unknown" source made love making so unpleasant they eventually moved out of the house and replaced all the furniture because they could never figure out where it was coming from..

kind of avariation of the ploy in the jack lemmon/walter mathau comedy where they put a dead fish in the car...

i have had cats pee into the air intake of one of my cars and every time the A/C was started in summer the first few breaths were head spinning

[whistleandthumb]

Typical Cowgirl fan behavior. This is why their fanbase has the reputation that it does. Morons.

[Axegrinder]

Leave a cube full of the styrofoam packing peanuts.

[ryflan47]

Man, that just gave me a great idea if the skins beat the giants...

[csquared]

Its been an unusualy quiet week at work.I have like 6 cowboy fans there with me. But ill tell ya what whoever loses is going to hear about it for weeks.Im praying it isnt me!

[chicago_skinz_fan]

Wanted to revisit this thread... How is the desk looking now after the Boys loss?