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Green-Is-Good
08-20-2003, 05:25 PM
He will take up more space than TWO Ted Washingtons.
Texas Skin
08-20-2003, 05:49 PM
I don't think they make pants for those legs. Could you imagine with pads?
CarMike
08-20-2003, 06:00 PM
that dude looks like "Fat Bastard" from the Austin Powers movies!
hamptonskinsfan
08-20-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by CarMike
that dude looks like "Fat Bastard" from the Austin Powers movies!
I'm dead sexy, ummm i want the running back running back running back running back's ribs (In barbeque sauce)
TexSkin
08-20-2003, 07:11 PM
"Hey Trung get in my belly!!!" :D
Skins57
08-20-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by hamptonskinsfan
I'm dead sexy, ummm i want the running back running back running back running back's ribs (In barbeque sauce)


:crazy: :lol1: :lol3: :lolbig:
Brokenstriker
08-20-2003, 07:55 PM
HEY! ... isn't that Sean Gilbert?
RedskinRyan
08-20-2003, 08:30 PM
rofl
LavarLeap2003
08-20-2003, 09:23 PM
hahhaha
Redbeard
08-20-2003, 10:08 PM
Love the boobs, they could grow into a second set of arms.
Green-Is-Good
08-20-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Redbeard
Love the boobs, they could grow into a second set of arms.

:lol1: :lolbig: :funpost: :lol3:
hail2skins
08-21-2003, 12:12 AM
Hey, it worked in The Replacements maybe it could work for us. LOL
Patrick
08-21-2003, 07:21 AM
Naw, he went into retirement two years ago and has bad knees. Then again, maybe he's worth a 5th round draft pick!
TexSkin
08-21-2003, 08:40 AM
Does he have his arms streched out to show how big the sandwich was that he just ate?
SkinsKY
08-21-2003, 11:01 AM
They obviously know techniques for leverage and a lot of basic lineman skills. It surprises me that there aren't a lot of sumos coming to play football. With a little bit of work, they should be okay as DT or maybe even OL.
Rat_Boy
08-21-2003, 11:39 AM
On a somewhat serious note, how come no team has ever even attempted to sign a Sumo Wrestler. It seems like they would make good NT's.
hamptonskinsfan
08-21-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Rat_Boy
On a somewhat serious note, how come no team has ever even attempted to sign a Sumo Wrestler. It seems like they would make good NT's.
problem with most sumo wrestlers is they are good for only a couple seconds. that is all it takes for a sumo match as opposed to 4 quarters at 15 min each. strictly a conditioning thing, besides can you imagine how hot that guy would be in full pads in august. talk about heat stroke.now i have heard of ex football players trying to be sumo wrestlers.
Patrick
08-21-2003, 12:08 PM
Take it from one who studies martial arts - there is NO comparison. REAL (not this "WORLD"stuff) Sumo wrestling (which is a martial art more than a sport) combatants would not stand a chance in pads and the training of NFL football (there have been a few who have participated in college). Their speed and strengh are focus on two movements in a confined area. On the flip side, NFL "heavies" would not fair well at sumo wrestling.
SkinsCT
08-21-2003, 12:26 PM
I see the resemblance to Sean Gilbert. It could be Big Daddy after a long winter in Motown, or even myself after a long season in Washington.