Bad joke

[Spence]

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: "Will I get away with it?

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[Green-Is-Good]

Here is another bad joke:

A guy goes to a bar and sits next to this beautiful lady and notices that she is reading a book on world sexuality.
He opens a conversation with her and they talk for a while and when he gets the courage he asks “so how is the book?”
The lady answers well according to the book Arabs have the longest pe**s and Japanese last the longest and suddenly she realizes that she doesn’t know his name and asks by the way haven’t been introduced what is your name?
And the guy answers “Abdullah Mitzumie”