Skinzaholic
08-25-2003, 12:18 AM
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Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:
HEIDI:
Noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."
BARD:
Verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
Noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS:
Noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't heard from him in munts."
IGNERT:
Adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH:
Noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL:
Noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
Noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
BAHS:
Noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
TAR:
Noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
Noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD:
Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
TARRED:
Adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
FAT:
1. Noun. A battle or combat. 2. verb. To engage in battle or combat.
ARE:
Pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.
RATS:
Noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN:
Adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID:
Adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR:
Noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR:
Noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE:
Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE:
A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."
SEED:
Verb, past tense.
VIEW:
Contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ...view?"
HEAVY DEW:
Phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
GUMMIT:
Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."
Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:
HEIDI:
Noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW:
Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."
BARD:
Verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH:
Noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS:
Noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't heard from him in munts."
IGNERT:
Adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH:
Noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL:
Noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR:
Noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
BAHS:
Noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
TAR:
Noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE:
Noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD:
Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
TARRED:
Adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
FAT:
1. Noun. A battle or combat. 2. verb. To engage in battle or combat.
ARE:
Pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.
RATS:
Noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN:
Adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID:
Adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR:
Noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR:
Noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE:
Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE:
A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."
SEED:
Verb, past tense.
VIEW:
Contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ...view?"
HEAVY DEW:
Phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
GUMMIT:
Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."