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smoak
07-06-2007, 07:33 AM
Wow, what makes people think they can get away with stuff like this...

LINK (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/070607dnspocowbrief.21c4f25.html)
MEOWMIX
07-06-2007, 07:45 AM
lol....what an idiot!
That is a prime reason why i am so paranoid about identity theft...
S.Taylor36
07-06-2007, 08:21 AM
LOL, I love it. What a fool.
smoak
07-06-2007, 09:00 AM
lol....what an idiot!
That is a prime reason why i am so paranoid about identity theft...

The key is just to be aware of all your accounts and credit report information.

Oh and don't go to Cowboys games and sit in the family section of the stadium.... I hear Roy Williams' mom is a pick-pocket.
MEOWMIX
07-06-2007, 09:12 AM
The key is just to be aware of all your accounts and credit report information.

Oh and don't go to Cowboys games and sit in the family section of the stadium.... I hear Roy Williams' mom is a pick-pocket.

LMMFAO! AMEN BROTHER!
SkinsfaninNJ
07-06-2007, 09:49 AM
I generally do not take up for criminals because it is usually a fool's errand, but I will in this case. Could you imagine the shame this woman has felt for the past few years knowing her son has to play for such a sorry organization?

Thankfully it was only theft. She's probably at her wits end.
smoak
07-06-2007, 09:53 AM
I generally do not take up for criminals because it is usually a fool's errand, but I will in this case. Could you imagine the shame this woman has felt for the past few years knowing her son has to play for such a sorry organization?

Thankfully it was only theft. She's probably at her wits end.

Great point. I might go postal if my kid played for dallass.
firehawk157
07-06-2007, 10:11 AM
Cmon down season. let's hope he only gets, like, 1 TD this season. I mean, imagine an "elite" TE only getting a single TD over 16 games! Oh wait...
RedskinRyan
07-06-2007, 10:30 AM
I generally do not take up for criminals because it is usually a fool's errand, but I will in this case. Could you imagine the shame this woman has felt for the past few years knowing her son has to play for such a sorry organization?

Thankfully it was only theft. She's probably at her wits end.

pun?

this story just stole my heart
The Skinsinator
07-06-2007, 11:25 AM
Our defensive backs especially Taylor need to thoroughly remind Mr. Witten that theft is against the law while they pound him. This is pretty embarassing really though.
esmith1790
07-06-2007, 01:25 PM
i think you should thank Jason because if he didnt expose AA he might still be around on the team. lol.
greatest2
07-06-2007, 01:32 PM
i think you should thank Jason because if he didnt expose AA he might still be around on the team. lol.

that has to do with jasons mom stealing how????? Anyway, you are right he did expose AA, but so did the rest of the league, and anyway, we all remember how that game turned out, don't we?
esmith1790
07-06-2007, 01:36 PM
that has to do with jasons mom stealing how????? Anyway, you are right he did expose AA, but so did the rest of the league, and anyway, we all remember how that game turned out, don't we?

Yes we remember how the game turned out, instead of 4-12 you went 5-11.
greatest2
07-06-2007, 01:53 PM
Yes we remember how the game turned out, instead of 4-12 you went 5-11.

don't take the game too hard man. You pointed out how Witten burned Arch to put you guys in positioned to win. which is true, but has nothing to do with the subject of this thread which is, wittens mom decided to commit a crime. And i shouldn't have pointed out how we won that game cause that has nothing to do with the thread either.

basically, stick to the thread topic. and just because the guy plays on your team doesn't make him or his family right in everything he does. Just as i thought sean taylor was wrong with his run in with the cops
chrisbcbu
07-06-2007, 02:07 PM
she only stole 5,000? You would think an NFL mom would take more. I would think Jason would have given her more money than that if she asked him.
ryflan47
07-10-2007, 02:15 AM
Can they trade her to Cincy?
Meatsnack
07-11-2007, 12:32 PM
Can they trade her to Cincy?

:lol3:The Bengal's new team mom doesn't make Chunky soup for her lads, she makes **** on a shingle to remind them of good old-fashioned prison food. MMMMM---mmmm! Plus, if you burn the gravy the stains don't even show on a prison/Bengals orange jump suit.