Akh's Fantasy Football League : non keeper league

[akhhorus]

Keep all discussion, trash talking, whining, curses and baking recipes here please.

EDIT: This isn't for the Keeper League.

[PGiddy18]

Idiot Proof Flip Flop Cake (http://www.bettycrocker.com/Recipes/Recipe.aspx?recipeId=33203)


:gwink: :D

[akhhorus]

Idiot Proof Flip Flop Cake (http://www.bettycrocker.com/Recipes/Recipe.aspx?recipeId=33203)


:gwink: :D

Most girly. baking recipe....EVAH!

[skinfanjon]

I'd love a spot if there any available...

[akhhorus]

Draft order set.

[akhhorus]

Draft on sunday. Carry on.

[CNYSkinFan]

I was going to do a playoff post in this league, but we have 4 games to play, not 3, so I willl wait till next week to post something as the picture will be clearer as everyone right now is mathmatically alive.

That being said, Akh, you are going down and going down hard this week!!!

[CNYSkinFan]

ok playoff talking time. Here is how it stands in this league with 3 games left to play:

Chased To The Bottom 10-1 2521.67 points
Wool Finger 8-3 2145.56 points
Making It Rain 7-4 2332.49 points
Boomhauer 6-5 2282.62 points
Vick's Dog Slammers 6-5 2278.22 points
CNY's Mediocre Men 6-5 2129.33 points
Touchdown My Pants 4-7 2143.11 points
Nobel Farce Prize 3-8 2184.89 points
Roller Boogie Ninjas 3-8 1937.30 points

Bolded are teams in playoff position now. Only MV7's No Bark Collars (2-9) has been mathmateically eliminated. Points is the tiebreaker.

Chased to the Bottom (10-1) and Woolfinger (8-3) have clnched playoff spots and are now playing not only for the top of the league but first round byes. Making it Raind (7-4) is in the mix there as well but needs some help.

Boomhauer, Vick's Dog Slammers, & CNY's Mediocre Men all are at 6-5. They need wins to hold on their playoff positions.

Touchdown my pants (4-7) lost a big battle to CNY last week and now needs to win out and hope for someone to lose 2 of their 3 next games.

Nobel Farce Prize and MV7's No Bark Collars both 3-8 needs lots of help for playoff runs.

So here is this week's matchup:

Chased to the Bottom (10-1) vs. Cny's Mediocre Men (6-5) Chased is trying to clinch a first week bye while CNY is trying to clingch a playoff spot. Lots of injuries here in this matchup.

MV7's No Bark Collars (2-9) vs. Touchdown My Pants (4-7) Touchdown needs a big win here, MV7 can only play spoiler

Vick's Dog Slammers (6-5) vs. Boomhauer (6-5) Winner here goes al long way toward assuring a playoff spot. Loser remains in jeopardy

Making it Rain (7-4) vs. WoolFinger (8-3) Dub this one the battle for the bye. Winner pretty much gets a bye in the playoffs.

Nobel Farce Prize (3-8) vs. Rollie Boogie Nights (3-8) at the end of the day one shall stand and one shall fall.

[CNYSkinFan]

Just two weeks to go so here is how the playoff race stands:

Chased to the Bottom 10-2 2766.58 points*
Making it Rain 8-4 2621.96 points*
WoolFinger 8-4 2378.99 points*
BoomHauer 7-5 2515.15 points
CNY's Mediocre Men 7-5 2376.15 points
Vick's Dog Slammers 6-6 2494.52 points
Touchdown My Pants 5-7 2372.06 points
Nobel farce Prize 4-8 2405.10 points

Roller Boogie Ninjas & MV7's No-Bark Collars are both mathmatically eliminated from playoff contention.

Chased to the Bottom at 10-2 has clinched a playoff spot, but needs a win to clinch a first round bye.

Making it Rain & Woolfinger are at 8-4 and both have clinched a playoff spot. However they are now playing for a first round bye.

Boomhauer & Cny's Mediocre Men at 7-5 can both clinch playoff spotts with wins this weekend.

Vick's Dog Slammers at 6-6 is hoolding on for dear life in the 6th spot.

Touchdown my Pants (5-7) needs a win to keep their hopes alive. Nobel farce Prize (4-8) needs a win and alot of help.

So here are the games this week:

Nobel farce Prize (4-8) vs. CNY's Mediocre Men (7-5) Cny needs a win to get into the playoffs Nobel needs a win and a little help.

Bommhauer (7-5) vs. Touchdown my pants (5-7) Boomhauer has an outside chance at a first round bye, and needs a win to make it happend. Touchdown needs a win to avoid being eliminated.

MV7's No-Bark Collars (2-10) Vs. Chased to the Bottom (10-2) a win assures Chased of the #1 spot.

Vick's Dog Slammers (6-6) vs. Woolfinger (8-4) Only hope of a first round bye is a big win here for woolfinger. Slammer is fighting for the last playoff spot.

Making it Rain (8-4) vs. Roller Boogie Ninjas (3-9) Making it rain can almost assure a first round bye with a win Rooler Boogie looking to play spoiler.

Games are on thursday so remember to make your picks

[CNYSkinFan]

Ok we are down to the last week and the playoffs are starting to come into focus. Here are the standings:

Chased to The Bottom 10-3 2987.95 points*
Making It Rain 9-4 2830.02 points*
WoolFinger 9-4 2647.67 points*
Boomhauer 8-5 2783.76 points*
CNY'S Mediocre Men 7-6 2559.32 points*
Vick's Dog Slammers 6-7 2709.93 points
Touchdown My Pants 5-8 2618.97 points
Nobel Farce Prize 5-8 2591.78 points

So the top 5 have assured themselves playoff spots and are fighting for position. MV7's No Bark Collars & Roller Boogie Ninjas are mathmatically eliminated.

The biggest fights are at the top and the bottom. The top is fighting for the two bye weeks betweed Chased to the Bottom, Making it Rain, Woolfinger & Boomhauer. The bottom is fighting for the last olayoff spot between Vick's Dog Slammers, touchdown My Pants, & Nobel farce Prize.

So here are the matchups this week:

CnY's Mediocre Men (7-6) vs. MV7's No Bark Collers (3-10). No real positioning here. CNY needs to win to keep the 5th spot or may slip to the 6th spot, but will make the playoffs.

Woolfinger (9-4) vs. Touchdown MY Pants (5-8). Wool finger fighting for the #2 spot, Touchdown needing a win with alot of points for a shot at the playoffs.

Boomhauer (8-5) vs. Chased to the Bottom (10-3) Boomhauer has an outside shot at the second bye week with a win some help and alot of points. Chased To the Bottom will most likely get a first round bye even with a loss, but is playing for the #1 spot.

Vick's Dog Slammers (6-7) vs. Roller Boogie Nights (3-10) Vick gets into the playoff with a win. A loss may mean a tie for points but they have a decent lead there. Rolelr Boogie Nights is fighting to not be in last place.

Noble Farce Prize (5-8) vs. Making It Rain (9-4) Nobel farce Prize needs a win and a big win for any chance at the playoffs, Making it rain should get the first round bye with a win.

Last week until playoffs!!

[CNYSkinFan]

Ok the playoffs are here. And this is how it brakes down:

Chased to the Bottom wins the regular season title and gets a bye along with Making It rain

First round matchups are Boomhauer vs. Vick Dog Slammers and Woolfinger vs. CNY Mediocre Men

remember games are on Thursday so make your picks.

[akhhorus]

Congrats to AliBabba for winning the league. This was my last Yahoo football league, so thanks to y'all(and just about everyone who ever played in one of mine on Yahoo).

[CarMike]

Why is that akh?

[akhhorus]

Why is that akh?

Sticking with the keeper league as the main league, and I like ESPN's layout much more.

[CarMike]

Will you be joining my league or should I look for someone else? Hope you'll stay with it, but understood if you don't. :)

[akhhorus]

Will you be joining my league or should I look for someone else? Hope you'll stay with it, but understood if you don't. :)

Dunno, ask me in the summer.

[CarMike]

Will do