The Last I want to hear of this

[openallnight]

So, now that TC is here and opening day is just around the corner I just wanted to get some things over with now. Here's a few things I don't want to hear said once the season begins:

Rogers drops the easy pick
The receiver got behind Taylor for the easy score
Cartright fumbles
On paper the team looks ....
Springs is down on the field
False start #66 offense, 5 yard penalty, repeat 3rd down.
And Brunell enters the game to a chorus of boos.
Lloyd drops the third down pass.
#57 misses the tackle
It's the end of the 3rd quarter and the fans are streaming out the exits.
Manning has all day to throw the ball.
McNabb has all day to thow the ball.
Romo has all day to throw the ball.
Moss is hobbling off the field holding his hamstring.
Third and 5, Burress far right, Rogers is lined up 10 yards off the line of scrimmage
Third and 1, hand off to portis and he's stopped short of the first down.
The 700 page playbook

Anybody, got any other things that should be banned in 07?

[SpicyMcHaggis]

And following this loss, the Redskins drop under .500.

[tbfoster1]

Well, I don't want to hear Chris Collinsworth and I think he should be banned, but I don't think that is what you are looking for.

Luckily you won't have to hear about 66 and 57 anymore

I don't want to hear anything about an injury taking a certain amount of time to heal and then it lingers for a few more weeks/entire season

I can't think of anything else at the time

[redskin_rich]

"He is super smart."
"He fought his guts out."

15 yard penalty for excessive celebration.
Frost shanked the punt deep in our own territory.
The kick is no good.

[James F. Quinn]

Well, I don't want to hear Chris Collinsworth and I think he should be banned, but I don't think that is what you are looking for.

Luckily you won't have to hear about 66 and 57 anymore

I don't want to hear anything about an injury taking a certain amount of time to heal and then it lingers for a few more weeks/entire season

I can't think of anything else at the time

Somebody new on the OL or among the LBs will prolly inherit those numbers; here's hoping we will be pleased to hear them called out.

I don't want to hear: And this mediocre running back had a career day against the Redskins.

[culpeper]

forget collinsworth, NO MORE BILL MAAS!!! i was soooo happy when he got arrested. he was one of the worst analyst i have ever heard, and we always got him...

oh and "the offense calls a timeout" because we cant get a play called in time.

[openallnight]

Well, I don't want to hear Chris Collinsworth and I think he should be banned, but I don't think that is what you are looking for.

Luckily you won't have to hear about 66 and 57 anymore

I don't want to hear anything about an injury taking a certain amount of time to heal and then it lingers for a few more weeks/entire season

I can't think of anything else at the time

Collinsworth is a tool but, I think there's a few worse. I couldn't turn on the audio if Dierdorf or Cross were calling one of our games. I if I ever ran into either one of those guys I would maybe have to punch him in the stomach.

And, thank God the highway along the right side of our defense has been closed!

[tbfoster1]

forget collinsworth, NO MORE BILL MAAS!!! i was soooo happy when he got arrested. he was one of the worst analyst i have ever heard, and we always got him...

oh and "the offense calls a timeout" because we cant get a play called in time.


thats a good one

[openallnight]

"He is super smart."
"He fought his guts out."


Now, you're getting crazy expectations ;)


15 yard penalty for excessive celebration.

Or even worse Lloyd slams his helmet on the turf.

Frost shanked the punt deep in our own territory.
The kick is no good.


I was pleased with the way our kicking game was going at the end of the season. Hopefully, we just build on that this year.

[firehawk157]

"On 3rd down *enter opposing offensive player* makes a clutch play for a first down."

This happened surprisingly a lot last year: "*Enter opposing offensive player* caught the tip ball for a TD"

"The DL got absolutely no penetration of that play..."

"Entering week 14, the Skins are officially out of the playoffs."

(During the game) "The latest development in the Michael Vick saga..."

"We're not worried about going 0-4 or 4-0 in the preseason, when we player the opener, the handcuffs come off"

[hockeygoalie29]

"Ade Jimoh has taken the field as the nickel back..."

[openallnight]

"Ade Jimoh has taken the field as the nickel back..."

Last year I actually was relieved when I saw Jimoh on the field as opposed to Rumph :banghead:

[dannyskins]

So, now that TC is here and opening day is just around the corner I just wanted to get some things over with now. Here's a few things I don't want to hear said once the season begins:

Anybody, got any other things that should be banned in 07?

Yes, the THRASH package when we get to the RED ZONE, easily predictable for any defense and hardly ever turns to TD's.

[openallnight]

"On 3rd down *enter opposing offensive player* makes a clutch play for a first down."

I still wake up from time to time in a cold sweat after having a nightmare about a blown 3rd down.


(During the game) "The latest development in the Michael Vick saga..."

I'd be happy if I never heard the name vick, outside the context of a cough syrup, as long as I live

[hockeygoalie29]

How about:

"We have Clinton Portis here to give us his views on..."

[CarMike]

"3rd and 14 for the skins"

"3rd and 17 for the skins"

"3rd and 20 for the skins"

You get the idea...

[hockeygoalie29]

"On 4th and goal from the 1 yard line, the Redskins are sending in Suisham"

[openallnight]

How about:

"We have Clinton Portis here to give us his views on..."

More than that I don't want to see posts with the following phrases:

Peter King says ...
Pasquerelli says ...
Dr. z says ...

We all know these guys are hate mongering douche bags and none of us give a rats arse what they have to say.

[CarMike]

More than that I don't want to see posts with the following phrases:

Peter King says ...
Pasquerelli says ...
Dr. z says ...

We all know these guys are hate mongering douche bags and none of us give a rats arse what they have to say.

AMEN!!!

[hockeygoalie29]

By the way Openallnight, great thread!

[Farmer Ted]

The Redskins need to win 8 games in a row to avoid their second straight losing season.

[openallnight]

The Redskins need to win 8 games in a row to avoid their second straight losing season.

This is sad but, funny.

[vabeach_skinsfan]

25 yard punt by Frost :banghead:

[CarMike]

25 yard punt by Frost :banghead:

LOL

Come one guys. Frost really performed well down the stretch last year. We need to give him some credit.

[openallnight]

LOL

Come one guys. Frost really performed well down the stretch last year. We need to give him some credit.

Yea, aside from Betts down the stretch I thought Frost turned out to be our nicest surprise last year.

[tbfoster1]

I don't want to hear anymore about Casey Rabachs "Brain"

To know what I am talking about listen to Fridays archive of Redskins Lunch...Fast forward to the 13:55 mark and have a listen...lol

[frankez99]

"Romo/McNabb/Manning had ALL day to complete that pass....I still don't know why the Redskins didn't address the defensive line during the offseason"

"None of the high-priced free agents have worked out for the Redskins (even though we don't have any this season)"

"The Redskins still think you can buy a championship (even though that isn't true, again)"

"You have to wonder if this is Joe Gibbs last season in Washington, I think his heart is in NASCAR"

"Does this losing tarnish Joe Gibbs's legacy?"

"You have to wonder if the players have comprehended the 700 page playbook"

"Personal foul, number 21, late hit.....15 yards; automatic first down!"

[bfauble83]

"Wait til next year"

[youngestson]

[QUOTE=openallnight;984372]Collinsworth is a tool but, I think there's a few worse. I couldn't turn on the audio if Dierdorf or Cross were calling one of our games. I if I ever ran into either one of those guys I would maybe have to punch him in the stomach.

Cross is self-important smug son-of-a-gun, but I don't think I'd want anything to do with hitting those guys. Cross had the meanest leg-whip in the league, and Dierdorf (whom I really don't mind as a T.V. guy) was a certified bad-ass in his playing days. Maybe you are younger and larger than I, but NFL guys...they are tough.

[youngestson]

"Cambell is running for his life."

"Brunell drops back, and connects on another swing pass."

"Tiki Barber, much to the surprise of the crowd has decided to come out of retirement for these two games."

"Did Taylor just SPIT on that guy?"

"Gibbs will really have his faith put to the test here, down 27-3."

"Wade Phillips is a lock for coach of the year after this season."

'Who would have suspected T.O., Tank Johnson, Pac-man Jones, Warren Sapp, and Keshawn Johnson would all be signed by Daniel Snyder?"

"The Cowboy fans seem to out-number the Skins fans here at Fed-Ex today."

"Art Monk is again left out in the cold with the Hall of Fame."

[VegasSkinsFan]

"In a surprise move the Redskins trade their 2008 1st round pick and 2009 2nd round pick to the broncos for LB Warrick Holdman" aaarrrrggggghhh

[colkurtz]

Please no...

"It was a second disappointing loss to the Dallas Cowboys today - a valiant effort............."

My fingers have turned to stone and I hear lightning about to strike....

[WarEagle]

This is a funny thread. All the good ones are taken. How about-

"He was called up from the practice squad for today's game..."

[HAWGZHEAD]

We can file this one under "Things I never want to hear"

"It appears Todd Collins is putting on a helmet..."

[VegasSkinsFan]

We can file this one under "Things I never want to hear"

"It appears Todd Collins is putting on a helmet..."

The only reason I would accept that statement would be because it started to hail during a game. Go Skins !!!

[Hrabanmaur]

"And it looks like Antwan Randle El on just one trick play has managed more passing yardage and a better passer rating than the Redskins starting quarterback."

[GeneralDisorder]

At the Tailgate:

"Jinkies. We're out of beer..."

[Farmer Ted]

Cross is self-important smug son-of-a-gun, but I don't think I'd want anything to do with hitting those guys. Cross had the meanest leg-whip in the league, and Dierdorf (whom I really don't mind as a T.V. guy) was a certified bad-ass in his playing days. Maybe you are younger and larger than I, but NFL guys...they are tough.

Cross has always hated the Redskins; I remember late during the '91 season, he had just started commentating and was doing a Skins game, and spent to whole time bagging on the Redskins and talking about how overrated they were and that they weren't a super bowl team. What a clown. I never listen to him.

We can file this one under "Things I never want to hear"

"It appears Todd Collins is putting on a helmet..."

We may need to get one of the Funky Four to hide his helmet.

[Skaggsrules]

Bryant Gumbel

[Skaggsrules]

"In a stunning turn of events, Daniel Snyder has fired Joe Gibbs just one week before the start of the regular season, and has unbelievably re-hired the recently fired Norv Turner as the head coach of the Washington Redskins"

[FanFromArizona]

"The Redskins have 1st and Goal. Sean Taylor is lined up in the Slot."

[youngestson]

[QUOTE=Farmer Ted;984910]Cross has always hated the Redskins; I remember late during the '91 season, he had just started commentating and was doing a Skins game, and spent to whole time bagging on the Redskins and talking about how overrated they were and that they weren't a super bowl team. What a clown. I never listen to him.



Well Cross did play the Skins in some important games and I'm sure there was no love lost. What kills me about his blathering on about this guy or that guy, is the Cross was one of the most astoundingly dirty players of his day. He held on almost every down, cut-blocked out of the line zone, and leg-whipped like a donky on crack. If he had not been protecting Montana (the face of the league at the time) I suspect he would have wound up being tossed out of a few games.

[ryflan47]

Joe Buck

[JoeJacksonTaylor28]

"Another screen pass.... gain of 3 on the play"

[AGibbsGirl]

""The Cowboy fans seem to out-number the Skins fans here at Fed-Ex today."

Dang I was cracking up 'til I got to this one...so right Grasshopper, just insert "Philly Fans" and reality strikes deep on this one

[greatest2]

Dang I was cracking up 'til I got to this one...so right Grasshopper, just insert "Philly Fans" and reality strikes deep on this one

absolutly! i have only been going to games for the past 5 years, but i haven't missed a game. but it always surprises me how many of the opposite teams fans come to the game and outnumber us, especially philly and steelers. There is so much passion for this team in washington, how can this happen. look at all of us that care at HR, Extreme skins, and then think of the older crowd who haven't joined fan boards, and young guys, etc. its crazy, so much passion, yet we don't go to the game?

anyway, bachk to the thread
During preseason:
"the skins are keeping everything vanilla till the regular season starts."
"portis is down and not getting up"
"Campbell just took a hit from the blind side and is in pain"
"Springs has been injured and it looks like it might be serious"



most of mine are injury things, cause i think thats what i worry about most during the preseason, and i think if we stay healthy we could be good

[skins74]

I agree with the orginal thread.

[youngestson]

Dang I was cracking up 'til I got to this one...so right Grasshopper, just insert "Philly Fans" and reality strikes deep on this one

I'm always torn between being proud we are not a bunch of semi-civilized thugs who will hurt opposing fans, such as Philly and NY; and disgusted that the opposing folks can get in the field in such large numbers.

[BurgundyNGold]

No more feel good stories about...

How the Redskins are going to be better because of ,
Gregg Williams' new defensive wrinkles,
Golston and Monty's each becoming one of the [I]4400 in the offseason,
Brandon Lloyd's third or fourth recommitment to something that should never have required a recommitment in the first place

[jaylen]

I darn sure don't wanna here

- False start ( It appears that the qb didn't get the play on time)

- Romo, McNabb, Eli, have all the time in the world to throw

-Sean Taylor arrested

- Ladell Betts up the middle FUMBLE

- Randel El runs the reverse 5 straight weeks

- Tim Green or Baldinger saying anything

- any Osaka reference in the preseason

- Gibbs loses yet another obvious replay challenge. Redskins will be charged their last timeout.

- Brian Mitchell saying things have changed, the Gibbs I knew used to (enter anything here)

[Miller Time]

- G.W. blitzing 9 and getting burned
- A new "run stopping scheme"...out of a deep cover two package :-P
-Ladell Betts at the 20, at the 10, at the 5,...FUMBLE!!!
-Donovan Mcnabb scrambles for 18 yards...on 3rd and 16
-Eli throws the ball up in the air falling backward with his eyes closed...touchdown Plaxico Burress.
-Two timeouts blows in the 3rd quarter.

[Desmond Howard]

I don't wanna hear:

1. Another damn sports piece about Brett Friggin' Farve

2. The Tom Brady is the best thing since Fried Chicken talk

3. Brunell is the starting QB ;)

[culpeper]

how about....

"in a suprise move before the trade deadline, CP lobbies to trade for mike vick"

i would hate to see the message boards after that one!!!!

[Ibleedburgundy]

Redskins down by 14 "Walk it out! Walk it out! Walk it out...." :twak:

[tyrone_rush_fan]

"I'm not a cheater, I didn't know I was taking a banned substance." :rolleyes:

[DarkLord91]

Tom Cruise