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08-17-2007, 08:11 AM
PRANKSTER HAS JEREMY IN RAGE (http://www.nypost.com/seven/08152007/sports/giants/prankster_has_jeremy_in_rage_giants_paul_schwartz. htm)
August 15, 2007 -- ALBANY - Be forewarned. Whoever nailed Jeremy Shockey with the latest training-camp prank is going to live to regret picking this particular target.
After lunch yesterday, Shockey went to sign some autographs and revealed a very purple left hand, stained with dye after he stuck it inside his glove, not knowing that it had been booby-trapped with the unwashable substance that banks use to mark money.
It will take days for Shockey to remove the deep purple stain, and undoubtedly much less time to identify the culprit.
Unsmiling, the temperamental tight end clearly did not appreciate the gag and vowed revenge.
"Dead man walking," he warned.
The usual suspect whenever foul play hits camp is guard Rich Seubert, who has a long and storied prankster history. But Seubert steadfastly proclaimed his innocence, as he's Shockey's suite mate and knows better than to pick on him.
Seubert's targets usually are unsuspecting rookies.
"Everyone thinks it's me," said Seubert, who offered "a cash reward" to anyone who revealed the mastermind behind the purple hand. "I think it was the ballboys. They're all getting dumped in the cold tub."
I found this hiliarious.
August 15, 2007 -- ALBANY - Be forewarned. Whoever nailed Jeremy Shockey with the latest training-camp prank is going to live to regret picking this particular target.
After lunch yesterday, Shockey went to sign some autographs and revealed a very purple left hand, stained with dye after he stuck it inside his glove, not knowing that it had been booby-trapped with the unwashable substance that banks use to mark money.
It will take days for Shockey to remove the deep purple stain, and undoubtedly much less time to identify the culprit.
Unsmiling, the temperamental tight end clearly did not appreciate the gag and vowed revenge.
"Dead man walking," he warned.
The usual suspect whenever foul play hits camp is guard Rich Seubert, who has a long and storied prankster history. But Seubert steadfastly proclaimed his innocence, as he's Shockey's suite mate and knows better than to pick on him.
Seubert's targets usually are unsuspecting rookies.
"Everyone thinks it's me," said Seubert, who offered "a cash reward" to anyone who revealed the mastermind behind the purple hand. "I think it was the ballboys. They're all getting dumped in the cold tub."
I found this hiliarious.