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IowaSkinsFan
09-05-2003, 08:43 AM
Money

It can buy a House...............But not a Home

It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock................But not Time

It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge

It can buy you a Position......But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health

It can buy you Blood............But not Life

It can buy you Sex..............But not Love



So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...So send me all your money...And I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!
Green-Is-Good
09-05-2003, 06:04 PM
:lol3:
jsarno
09-05-2003, 06:08 PM
:lol1:
Green-Is-Good
09-05-2003, 06:10 PM
Robert, How do you come up with this stuff?
CarMike
09-05-2003, 07:29 PM
LMAO! Very good one robert!

Now I have to go find my friends.....;)
hail2skins
09-05-2003, 08:38 PM
Pretty good robert.
JoeDaSchmoe
09-07-2003, 12:18 AM
Are you too gullible? Do friends laugh whenever you fall for some lame scheme? Well, fear not, help is on the way! Just send $100 to Joe's Cure for the Gullible, and within two weeks you'll start feeling more confident and less easily fooled! Complete reversal of all gullability within a month or no money back, guaranteed!
IowaSkinsFan
09-07-2003, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by Green Is Good
Robert, How do you come up with this stuff?

Just lucky, I guess.
Green-Is-Good
09-07-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by JoeDaSchmoe
Are you too gullible? Do friends laugh whenever you fall for some lame scheme? Well, fear not, help is on the way! Just send $100 to Joe's Cure for the Gullible, and within two weeks you'll start feeling more confident and less easily fooled! Complete reversal of all gullability within a month or no money back, guaranteed!

:lol1: :lol3: