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Spence
10-10-2007, 04:25 PM
I can't explain it, you'll have to read it for yourself (http://www.hailredskins.com/?p=212). I just don't understand how Smoot keeps passing these random drug tests.
fent
10-10-2007, 04:48 PM
Spicy, correct me if i'm wrong, but is Fred calling himself a horse?
RedskinsDave
10-10-2007, 04:49 PM
Ughhhh, what?!
LadyNRedskinsfan
10-10-2007, 05:03 PM
i think jason campbell put it perfectly:

"We've got a wild group of guys," Campbell said. "It's a lot of different characters going on. You try to put all us together, it's like bringing a whole bunch of first graders together."

:crazy:
chrisbcbu
10-10-2007, 05:36 PM
LOL. I found that quite humurous!
VegasSkinsFan
10-10-2007, 05:54 PM
I am really glad to see that the guys seem to get along and actually like each other. Not sure what to make of Smoot (drugs or not) but when he called Ladell "Butts" I laughed out loud and my wife asked me if I was ok. GO SKINS !!!!!
SpicyMcHaggis
10-10-2007, 06:03 PM
Spicy, correct me if i'm wrong, but is Fred calling himself a horse?
Actually he's calling himself "horses". Or he thinks he is gay fashion stylist Roberto Cavalli. Don't know which is worse.

Either way, Smoot has some serious problems. lol
shally
10-10-2007, 06:15 PM
I can't explain it, you'll have to read it for yourself (http://www.hailredskins.com/?p=212). I just don't understand how Smoot keeps passing these random drug tests.

i know that smoot is "mississippi" country.. but he also seems to be a few bricks short of a full load..
how many concussions has he had ?:banghead:
BostonSkins
10-10-2007, 06:24 PM
I read that a few times and still have no idea what he is talking about. But it sure is a lot better than having guys fight in the locker room or take veiled shots at each other in the media. While chemistry isn't everything, it can't hurt
silverspring
10-10-2007, 06:53 PM
:lol1:
Keino
10-10-2007, 08:28 PM
I understood him perfectly, it's simple:

Pimpin' been pimpin' since pimpin' been pimpin'...and it ain't easy (but it sure is fun).
Red Bear
10-10-2007, 08:36 PM
I understood him perfectly, it's simple:

Pimpin' been pimpin' since pimpin' been pimpin'...and it ain't easy (but it sure is fun).

then wouldnt he call himself B-Powder? ;)
firehawk157
10-10-2007, 09:09 PM
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/080406/040806_rickJames_vsmall.standard.jpg

Cocaine's a helluva drug...
Meatsnack
10-10-2007, 09:17 PM
Actually he's calling himself "horses". Or he thinks he is gay fashion stylist Roberto Cavalli. Don't know which is worse.

Either way, Smoot has some serious problems. lol
This explains (http://fakegaynews.com/index.php/2006/01/gay-horse-doesnt-like-labels/)a lot about what Fred is up to when he isn't commanding the waves...
skinsfan36
10-10-2007, 11:56 PM
lol i have no idea what hes talking about, calling himself a horse?
CamLwalk
10-11-2007, 12:53 AM
http://www.thegame1021.com/albums/album01/Beach_Blitz_Sellers.sized.jpg

He wants JC to rub his feet! LOL
DUCKIN_TACKLERS
10-11-2007, 01:45 AM
http://www.thegame1021.com/albums/album01/Beach_Blitz_Sellers.sized.jpg

He wants JC to rub his feet! LOL

I think portis should rub his feet since big mike gave him a piggy back on sunday...also I find it funny that big mike has #44 tatooed on his arm are you telling me he couldnt convince someone to give up that number:rpunch:
smoak
10-11-2007, 04:27 AM
Actually he's calling himself "horses". Or he thinks he is gay fashion stylist Roberto Cavalli. Don't know which is worse.

Either way, Smoot has some serious problems. lol

I think you missed the subtle twist where he actually refers to himself as "gay horses". :D

This stuff is fine by me IF we're winning.
Skins57
10-11-2007, 06:59 AM
it good to hear these guys having fun and being nuts. 3-1 and the NFCs top ranked D can do that to a group of guys
nicefellow31
10-11-2007, 08:01 AM
This is one of the reasons I'm glad we brought Smoot back. He seems to keep things loose in the locker room. He doesn't have the best of talent but the guy will sacrafice it all to make a play, like he did against the Lions when he hurt his shoulder. We certainly have some characters on our local teams. Arenas and Stevenson on the Wizards, Smoot, Portis, and Sellers on the Skins. I wonder if these guys ever cross paths?
Red Bear
10-11-2007, 08:28 AM
I think portis should rub his feet since big mike gave him a piggy back on sunday...also I find it funny that big mike has #44 tatooed on his arm are you telling me he couldnt convince someone to give up that number:rpunch:

i think he was #44 on another team, either the with the browns or in the cfl. no way he gets 44 here with riggins history, same as why no one gets 28(green) or 81(monk). if riggins, monk, and green get honored at a home game this year, they should add their numbers amongst the retired with 33...
Keino
10-11-2007, 08:28 AM
then wouldnt he call himself B-Powder? ;)

You sir, get Mad Props!!!!
Red Bear
10-11-2007, 10:30 AM
You sir, get Mad Props!!!!

i wonder who on the team is actually most comparable to B-Powder
CNYSkinFan
10-11-2007, 10:32 AM
i wonder who on the team is actually most comparable to B-Powder
who is b-powder? Man I am a nerdy white guy...............
SpicyMcHaggis
10-11-2007, 10:41 AM
who is b-powder? Man I am a nerdy white guy...............

I had no idea either, but a quick youtube search will solve that problem for you.
Keino
10-11-2007, 10:48 AM
who is b-powder? Man I am a nerdy white guy...............


Mike Epps playing the role of a Pimp in the movie "How High" featuring Redman and Method Man. Pure comedy.

Before he would pimp slap someone one, his Pimp assistant would put baby powder on his hands........
Red Bear
10-11-2007, 10:49 AM
who is b-powder? Man I am a nerdy white guy...............

he is the pimp in the movie How High starring Method Man and Redman, pretty funny movie
Red Bear
10-11-2007, 10:50 AM
Mike Epps playing the role of a Pimp in the movie "How High" featuring Redman and Method Man. Pure comedy.

Before he would pimp slap someone one, his Pimp assistant would put baby powder on his hands........

haha yeah, 'aint a now nudder' pimp like him
CNYSkinFan
10-11-2007, 10:50 AM
Mike Epps playing the role of a Pimp in the movie "How High" featuring Redman and Method Man. Pure comedy.

Before he would pimp slap someone one, his Pimp assistant would put baby powder on his hands........

he is the pimp in the movie How High starring Method Man and Redman, pretty funny movie

Yep....that is why I don't know this reference
Keino
10-11-2007, 10:53 AM
Yep....that is why I don't know this reference

I sent you a PM link to the scene in which he says the words of my first post.........It's pretty hilarious.
BossHog
10-12-2007, 03:10 PM
Gotta love chemistry. These are the bonds that are being created that will carry us through any tough times this season and having everyone on the same page is crucial. and smoot is hysterical. i remember back during his first go-round with the burgundy and gold he used to call lemar marshall "catfish" and shawn springs "blue foot" 'cause he thought he was the darkest guy on the team. priceless. just brings a smile to my face thinking about how much the team is lovin' on each other right now. :bsmile:
skinsfan45
10-13-2007, 09:42 AM
This explains (http://fakegaynews.com/index.php/2006/01/gay-horse-doesnt-like-labels/)a lot about what Fred is up to when he isn't commanding the waves...
he's been seeing a horse named Brady? wasn't Brady in another thread listed as a cheerleader for the eagles?:imshock::D
skinsfan45
10-13-2007, 09:49 AM
ahhh, family, its a good thing --- they sound like my brothers when they get together - i wonder if anyone has established a new "shed" for any of their groups?