Why didn't Larry Craig think of this?

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A Vatican official suspended after being caught on hidden camera making advances to a young man says he is not gay and was only pretending to be gay as part of his work.

In an interview published Sunday, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico told La Repubblica daily he frequented online gay chat rooms and met with gay men as part of his work as a psychoanalyst. He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity."
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The Vatican said Saturday it was suspending Stenico after he was secretly filmed making advances to a young man and asserting that gay sex was not sinful during a television program on gay priests broadcast Oct. 1 on La7, a private Italian television network.

While Stenico's face was blurred in the footage, church officials recognized his Vatican office in the background and suspended him pending a church investigation.Source (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ip83hAyNTDWjfBtmVpqkXBI974WQD8S94PU00)

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I am only fat because of my research into overeating

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Meanwhile, another week, another Republican caught in a gay sex scandal -- this time in Wisconsin.
The chairman of the Republican Party in Brown County faces criminal charges for allegedly fondling a 16-year-old Ethan House runaway and providing the boy with beer and marijuana late last year.

Donald Fleischman, 37, of Allouez, was charged last month with two counts of child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child and a single charge of exposing himself to a child.

He was summoned to Brown County court for his initial appearance on Sept. 28. He is free having posted a signature bond as his promise to return to court.

Fleischman's lawyer, Jeff Jazgar, said he plans to confront the charges at the preliminary hearing set for Oct. 29. He declined to discuss specifics of the allegations.

"My client is innocent of the charges," Jazgar said Friday. "Our plan is to get some witnesses to testify and present enough information to dismiss the case.

Efforts to reach Fleischman were unsuccessful Friday.

Green Bay police went to Fleischman's Goodell Street home Nov. 19, 2006, looking for two runaways from Ethan House, a juvenile facility on nearby Emilie Street, according to the criminal complaint filed Sept. 7.

Fleischman opened the door and allowed officers inside where they found a 16-year-old boy hiding on the floor of a walk-in closet wearing only underwear and a T-shirt, the complaint said.

Officers found a black, purple and blue-swirled glass pipe in the living room, which tested positive for marijuana residue, the complaint said.

Police returned to Fleischman's home on Dec. 8, 2006, and found the boy there again. He had been a runaway from Ethan House for eight days.

The teen, now 17, told authorities Fleischman took him to a hotel in Appleton during that time and then to a cabin near Florence for several days before returning to Fleischman's Allouez home. The boy said Fleischman provided him with beer and marijuana, the complaint said.

The boy told police that when he would go to bed, Fleischman would fondle him and that on one occasion he awoke to find Fleischman at the foot of his bed masturbating.Source (http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071013/GPG0101/710130528/1207/GPGnews)

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Fleischman opened the door and allowed officers inside where they found a 16-year-old boy hiding on the floor of a walk-in closet wearing only underwear and a T-shirt, the complaint said.

wait...they actually found a live boy in his closet? Did he never pay attention to louisiana politics?

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I am only fat because of my research into overeatingOkay, that's a very good one. We should have a contest to see who can do the best one.

Ted Haggard was doing a sociological study on perversion in parking lots.

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Okay, that's a very good one. We should have a contest to see who can do the best one.

Ted Haggard was doing a sociological study on perversion in parking lots.

I only drink to show you all what liquor can do to the human liver.

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I only drink to show you all what liquor can do to the human liver.A scientist and a humanitarian.

I watch football all Sunday in order to demonstrate the effects of a sedentary lifestyle and salty, oil-saturated snacks upon the human body. It's for my upcoming paper "Health and Assal Horizontology." Look for it in the next issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

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A scientist and a humanitarian.

I watch football all Sunday in order to demonstrate the effects of a sedentary lifestyle and salty, oil-saturated snacks upon the human body. It's for my upcoming paper "Health and Assal Horizontology." Look for it in the next issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
and we watch Redskins football because of our research into Masochism

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Source (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ip83hAyNTDWjfBtmVpqkXBI974WQD8S94PU00)

brilliant !!!