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Keino

11-16-2007, 12:19 PM

But Fred Smoot is definitely entertaining.

Dan Steinberg's latest blog contains a very funny interview with Ole Smooty and the nicknames he has given his teamates. This is funnier than the Cavalli nonsense.

Here (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2007/11/fred_smoots_nicknames.html)

akhhorus

11-16-2007, 12:30 PM

He had to bring up a bad Seagal movie, didn't he?

dj_stouty

11-16-2007, 12:40 PM

LMAO. Great stuff.

Gotta love Smoot...

Keino

11-16-2007, 12:42 PM

He had to bring up a bad Seagal movie, didn't he?

Wait....there's a good one?

FromDallas

11-16-2007, 12:52 PM

Wait....there's a good one?

Air Force One was his best one in my opinion.

csquared

11-16-2007, 12:56 PM

Air Force One was his best one in my opinion.

Huh? He wasnt in that movie.

FromDallas

11-16-2007, 12:57 PM

Huh? He wasnt in that movie.

Yea he was. Watch it again, he dies in the first 15 minutes. He has like maybe 3 lines in the whole movie.

csquared

11-16-2007, 12:59 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118571/fullcredits#cast He isnt in the credits.

FromDallas

11-16-2007, 01:00 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118571/fullcredits#cast He isnt in the credits.

His part is VERY short. He gets sucked out of the airplane in the first 15 minutes.

tbfoster1

11-16-2007, 01:05 PM

His part is VERY short. He gets sucked out of the airplane in the first 15 minutes.

Thats Executive Decision

SkinsfaninNJ

11-16-2007, 01:20 PM

ChiefPowhatan17

11-16-2007, 01:31 PM

That was funny, but S. Dot, come on, Tarantula or Steam-Train or the hitman is better for Sean Taylor than S. Dot.

I wonder if Smoot's nickname is Boat-Party?

Well, anyway it was worth reading.

jaylen

11-16-2007, 01:45 PM

Lionel Richie for JC thats funny I can imagine the jokes they bounce off that nickname.

give_portis_the_rock

11-16-2007, 01:51 PM

That was funny, but S. Dot, come on, Tarantula or Steam-Train or the hitman is better for Sean Taylor than S. Dot.

I wonder if Smoot's nickname is Boat-Party?

Well, anyway it was worth reading.

I always thought his nickname should be "Love boat"
But that was funny, I hope Fred stays healthy we're gonna need him against that Dallas offence

OCSkinzFan

11-16-2007, 01:56 PM

Keino

11-16-2007, 02:03 PM

Lionel Richie for JC thats funny I can imagine the jokes they bounce off that nickname.

When I read that, I almost spit out my drink.

Keino

11-16-2007, 02:04 PM

Yea he was. Watch it again, he dies in the first 15 minutes. He has like maybe 3 lines in the whole movie.

Oooh Look. The Dallas fan comes into a thread loud and wrong, again.

JsMaViSd

11-16-2007, 02:25 PM

Oooh Look. The Dallas fan comes into a thread loud and wrong, again.

jeez you guys are really rough on him... :confused:

Keino

11-16-2007, 03:14 PM

jeez you guys are really rough on him... :confused:

Ask yourself this:

Would he be here if the game appeared to be more evenly matched? At least Esmith is always here.

Besides, he is the one that has claimed something that turned out to be factually wrong. Like for example, saying that It took Spurrer 3 years to beat Dallas. When in fact Spurrier was only coach for 2 years and he beat them in his 1st year.

JsMaViSd

11-16-2007, 03:37 PM

Ask yourself this:

Would he be here if the game appeared to be more evenly matched? At least Esmith is always here.

Besides, he is the one that has claimed something that turned out to be factually wrong. Like for example, saying that It took Spurrer 3 years to beat Dallas. When in fact Spurrier was only coach for 2 years and he beat them in his 1st year.

yes but his first post was him pointing out that he has heard skins fans were the most loyal and the must respectful fans out there. Which in my eyes are very true. And then you all start bashing him because hes a cowboys fan and he doesnt know a fact, bout another team, big whoop, hes wrong, get over it and cheer for your team instead of bashing a fellow football fan over something so dumb.

give_portis_the_rock

11-16-2007, 03:58 PM

As annoying as I find ANY Boys fan, you gotta hand it to them for coming here. I don't even read the Boys' forums it just makes me too angry...

akhhorus

11-16-2007, 04:07 PM

As annoying as I find ANY Boys fan, you gotta hand it to them for coming here. I don't even read the Boys' forums it just makes me too angry...

I respect the ones who stay here like Esmith, but the flamers who come here just to act the fool during Dallas week are trolls.

CNYSkinFan

11-16-2007, 04:20 PM

Blue Foot? That is hillarious

RedskinRyan

11-16-2007, 04:29 PM

haha, i still like shazam! best

CNYSkinFan

11-16-2007, 05:28 PM

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/37239.jpg
http://www.1xx.co.nz/pics/lionel-richie.jpg

he's got a point!!!

NCskinsfanatic

11-16-2007, 05:34 PM

http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/37239.jpg
http://www.1xx.co.nz/pics/lionel-richie.jpg

he's got a point!!!

Hello...is it an offense your looking for...lol

JoeJacksonTaylor28

11-16-2007, 05:34 PM

he's got a point!!!

That's actually scary...

WRSK1NS

11-16-2007, 05:52 PM

I dont care who ya are, thats funny right there...

give_portis_the_rock

11-16-2007, 06:11 PM

he's got a point!!!

Yeah, if Lionel Richie was younger, with a fade and no goatee then he would look exactly like JC...

jaylen

11-16-2007, 07:04 PM

I can imagine Brandon Lloyd singing Hello is it me you're looking for.

youngestson

11-16-2007, 08:58 PM

LATrueRedskin

11-16-2007, 11:48 PM

Blue Foot was hilarious. Fred is definately a funny guy.

Keino

11-17-2007, 07:13 AM

yes but his first post was him pointing out that he has heard skins fans were the most loyal and the must respectful fans out there. Which in my eyes are very true. And then you all start bashing him because hes a cowboys fan and he doesnt know a fact, bout another team, big whoop, hes wrong, get over it and cheer for your team instead of bashing a fellow football fan over something so dumb.

First of all, I will bash anyone I see fit to bash. As long as I do so within the rules of the board. That's what I do. Secondly, he is a troll. He tried to talk smack and he did it under the guise of "respecting our fanbase". His smack talk was loud and wrong, just as he was loud and wrong in this thread. Just like I do when Skins fans are loud and wrong, I point it out and bash them for it. Just like when I am loud and wrong, someone points it out and bashes me for it.

You are the only one bothered by how this Cowpuke fan troll has been treated, so you get over it. If you like them so much go join their board. I hate the Cowboys and their fans, especially the ones who troll the board I love.

JsMaViSd

11-17-2007, 08:15 AM

First of all, I will bash anyone I see fit to bash. As long as I do so within the rules of the board. That's what I do. Secondly, he is a troll. He tried to talk smack and he did it under the guise of "respecting our fanbase". His smack talk was loud and wrong, just as he was loud and wrong in this thread. Just like I do when Skins fans are loud and wrong, I point it out and bash them for it. Just like when I am loud and wrong, someone points it out and bashes me for it.

You are the only one bothered by how this Cowpuke fan troll has been treated, so you get over it. If you like them so much go join their board. I hate the Cowboys and their fans, especially the ones who troll the board I love.

lol okay sir

Biggie

11-17-2007, 01:09 PM

Wow, I thought I was the only one who was tired of that guy.

tuckahoeskin

11-17-2007, 01:54 PM

He had to bring up a bad Seagal movie, didn't he?

Really not trying to be a smartass, but are there any good Seagal movies?

AGibbsGirl

11-17-2007, 08:08 PM

Wait, why doesn't Frost have a nickname? He's done a great job for us...maybe we could come up with one and suggest it to Smooty?

And I've already started calling Jimmy Ferris, "The Babe"...no not because he's cute, because he's like Babe Laufenberg...old timers will know what I'm getting at :D

RedskinRyan

11-17-2007, 08:23 PM

Wait, why doesn't Frost have a nickname? He's done a great job for us...maybe we could come up with one and suggest it to Smooty?

defrost

after a little time, he got hot for us

AGibbsGirl

11-17-2007, 08:27 PM

defrost

after a little time, he got hot for us

Dern right! Heck sometimes he's the best tackler on our team...uhm...ok maybe that's not such a good thing....

CNYSkinFan

11-17-2007, 09:04 PM

defrost

after a little time, he got hot for us

Dern right! Heck sometimes he's the best tackler on our team...uhm...ok maybe that's not such a good thing....

Actually IMO the last two games he has been just average, and a couple of bad punts as well. He and Suisham are just average players IMO...which is fine, but nothing to get worked up over.

greatest2

11-17-2007, 09:26 PM

Actually IMO the last two games he has been just average, and a couple of bad punts as well. He and Suisham are just average players IMO...which is fine, but nothing to get worked up over.

agreed

Axegrinder

11-18-2007, 10:55 AM

I'm sick of loudmouths and dancers.

(Smoot gets a illegal contact penalty on 3rd down extending a drive. A play or two later he makes a tackle and wants to show off. They ended up scoring on that drive)

Just shut up and play football!!!

If they spent more time working on their craft and less on their routines, we'd have a much better football squad.

AGibbsGirl

11-18-2007, 11:51 AM

Actually IMO the last two games he has been just average, and a couple of bad punts as well. He and Suisham are just average players IMO...which is fine, but nothing to get worked up over.

yeah, yeah, two games don't make a career...he's worked it for us in the past and I hope he pulls it together and has his best day today.