Zornisms

[CNYSkinFan]

Ok I thought I would take a break on my bile and vitriol and do a fun little thread. As I have read about Zorn on here and other news sites I have seen a few things I am calling Zornisms that have made me laugh out loud. Here are some examples:

Zorn to be wild
I am feeling Zorny
The Zorn Supremacy
Eeny Meeeny miny Moe Jim Zorn

So go ahead post your own or post ones you see, lets have some fun

[redskin_rich]

Zorn to run
Me so Zorny
The Zorning after...

[CNYSkinFan]

of course Kneel before Zorn

[Santheb]

Hopefully he becomes The Zorn of the Rings.

[dj_stouty]

Zorn on the Cob
Children of the Zorn
Zornbread
Zorn on the 4th of July
Zorn on Date
Zornication
Zorn-a-plenty
Soft Zorn
Zornography

[redskin_rich]

Zornography
Zornocopia
Zorn in my side
Zornholio

Best name ever, I could do this all day. :)

Hopefully after watching his offense at work, it's not ZZZZorn.

[Keino]

How can we omit:

Natural Zorn Killers?

[greatest2]

Wonderzorn

[warpaint]

z "mark of zorno"

[CNYSkinFan]

his wife would be

A woman zorned

[smoak]

My favorite (not sure if it is mentioned or not):

You mess with the bull... You get the Zorn.

LMAO. At least we're going to have fun with this guy.

[CNYSkinFan]

My favorite (not sure if it is mentioned or not):

You mess with the bull... You get the Zorn.

LMAO. At least we're going to have fun with this guy.
that is awesome!!!

[warpaint]

his wife would be

A woman zorned

and his kids would be "children of the zorn"

[CNYSkinFan]

Little Big Zorn

[CNYSkinFan]

Zorn star

[warpaint]

zorn acl

[CNYSkinFan]

in that Vein

Zorn asunder!!!

[hogs86]

Battle of Zorndorf

Zorn molds

zorn lemma

[warpaint]

in that Vein

Zorn asunder!!!

lol yeah this can be attributed to those cold days/nights living in syracuse.

[CNYSkinFan]

after the first Redskin Loss:

Zornish Game Hen lays an egg

[hogs86]

Max Zorn. :sun:

[smoak]

Zorn star

I hear a song coming on...

Hey now
You're a Zorn star
Get your game on
Go! Now!

[warpaint]

down south they love their zorn bread.

[OCSkinzFan]

Next song:

Zorn to be Wi-i-i-i-ild.

[redskin_rich]

I hear a song coming on...

Hey now
You're a Zorn star
Get your game on
Go! Now!


Jimmy crack Zorn and I don't care...

[Dolla Bill]

CaliZornication

[warpaint]

Hell hath no fury like a woman zorned

[OCSkinzFan]

It's his first year as a HC.
He's still a Greenzorn.

If he was born in January he'd be a CapriZorn.

[OCSkinzFan]

Jimmy crack Zorn and I don't care...

That was sooo Zorny.

[hogs86]

Q: What's sour, yellow, and equivalent to the axiom of choice? A: Zorn's lemon.

[redskin_rich]

If it doesn't work out well, does that mean we will have been Zornswoggled?

[KidBroSweets]

POPZORN!

[Biggie]

I'm really thinking about taking a trip to Zorneo this summer.

[skinfanjon]

We could just substitute his name for profanity....like, What the zorn was that? Or, why don't you go Zorn yourself?

[CNYSkinFan]

We could just substitute his name for profanity....like, What the zorn was that? Or, why don't you go Zorn yourself?
Spence will not be happy

[PyroGenic]

Spence will not be happy

zorn that, i like it.

[shally]

... i'm as zorny as kansas in august...

[Monk4HOF]

Do we have a name for that haircut yet? I would like to nominate the following:

The Zorn Horn
Zornrows
The Ceazorn
FroZorn

[FanFromArizona]

Spence will not be happy

Zorncered by Spence?

[smoak]

Spence will not be happy

Think about this for a second... When was the last time you remember a "happy Spence" (as it relates to the Redskins)??

I frankly don't think we should take his feelings into consideration if we choose to be insubzorndinate. (a stretch i know :D)

[smoak]

zorn that, i like it.

yeah, he can go zorn himself for all i care. :D

in keeping with the music theme:
zorn between two lovers...
(i don't know the next line? something about not having a clue?)

[dj_stouty]

Zornellius Griffin

[smoak]

Zornellius Griffin

LOVE IT!!!

So I hear our head coach in another "Zorn-again Christian"?

[ihatedallas]

This thread is Zorny.




...I feel ashamed.
lol

[HAWGZHEAD]

There sure is a zornucopia of responses in this thread. da-dum-ching

[CNYSkinFan]

Zorn to be a Redskin/american/whatever

[AGibbsGirl]

I am Zorn out from laughing so hard in this thread! :lol1:

[skinsorbust]

nationals game....


thats a can of zorn.

[LuvSkins17]

When we sweep people in our division I will be honored to be the:

"Zorn In Their Side!"

:bangdesk:

[AGibbsGirl]

When we sweep people in our division I will be honored to be the:

"Zorn In Their Side!"

:bangdesk:

Like DJ I'm officially signing up to be one of the "Children of the Zorn"

[akhhorus]

The zorn, the zorn, the lusty zorn is not a thing to laugh to szorn.

[FanFromArizona]

The Zorning after a win.....

[JoeJacksonTaylor28]

General Zorn: I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

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[JoeJacksonTaylor28]

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General Zorn: I am General Zorn. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zorn! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live


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General Zorn: These humans are beginning to bore me

[LuvSkins17]

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General Zorn: These humans are beginning to bore me


This pic should be captioned! Looks like Danny just told Zorn what Vinny's "true" roll is and Vinny reacted..... lol

[dj_stouty]

Monday Zorning Quarterback
I got a kernal of Zorn in my poop (tasteless, I know)
Zorn Cob Pipe
Zorna Doone (Cookie)

[colkurtz]

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General Zorn: I am General Zorn. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zorn! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live


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General Zorn: These humans are beginning to bore me

Vinny looks like he is already falling under the spell of ZORN.

[SkinsfaninNJ]

Vinny looks like he is already falling under the spell of ZORN.

Why does Vinny always have coke eyes.:bigeyes:

[Farmer Ted]

Our new coach: The Zornithologist.

[shane88]

Why does Vinny always have coke eyes.:bigeyes:


OMG! I watched him on Wash Post Live yesterday and I kept waiting for his eyeballs to fall out of their sockets! Creeped me out! :bigteeth:

[syphy]

Zornholio




Winner. Hands down.

[RedskinMike]

Fresh Zorndogs at the county fair.

[warpaint]

good zorn ing jim

[nicefellow31]

New name for team meetings or local version of the ESPN show:

"Around the Zorn!"

[ChiefPowhatan17]

Zorn, "I Bleed Maroon, Black, and Yellow!"

[sinskin]

"A Star is Zorn"

[GWBlitzST]

Max Zorn. :sun:

Zorn Enterprises.

[GWBlitzST]

CaliZornia
Zorn Under a Bad Sign
Zorn in the USA

[sinskin]

if he wins us a SB in the next 2 years... I'll vote for a name change!

The Washington Zorns

of course we would change our colors....

[shane88]

".... Every rose has its ZORNS...."

[The_Sonny_Of_Sammy]

I pray it won't be Zorn Turner.