'08 Man Laws: Real Men Don't...

[redskin_rich]

Inspired by Keino's hijacking of The Wine Thread, finish the sentence in the title.

Real men don't... wear crocs or socks that don't at least reach the ankle.

[Sweepea436]

..... wear sweater-vests.........ever.

[redskin_rich]

Real men don't... ever drink a cocktail through a straw.

... eat pizza with a fork (an exception can be made for a true Chicago style pizza but it is still frowned upon).

[dj_stouty]

Real men don't drink Coronas. It is piss beer and mostly women drink it.

[akhhorus]

Real Men don't drink wine, much less brag about it ;)

[redskin_rich]

Real men don't drink Coronas. It is piss beer and mostly women drink it.

Real Men don't drink wine, much less brag about it ;)

No and no. I start the motion to reject both of these proposals.

Wine coolers on the other hand...

[dj_stouty]

Real Men don't drink wine, much less brag about it ;)

Real men don't put love poems in their signatures.

[akhhorus]

No and no. I start the motion to reject both of these proposals.

Motion denied.

[SkinsKY]

Real men don't put love poems in their signatures.

Seconded.

[redskin_rich]

Motion denied.
As a breaker of this man law:
Real men don't put love poems in their signatures.
You don't have the authoritah to deny a motion.

[SkinsKY]

As a breaker of this man law:

You don't have the authoritah to deny a motion.

But he is right about the second one at least. ;)

[CarMike]

Real men don't drink Coronas. It is piss beer and mostly women drink it.

Disagree. I love Coronas

Real men don't wear Crocs period.

[Sweepea436]

Real men dont....... use more than 5 words to order their coffee

[dj_stouty]

Disagree. I love Coronas


Corona is a girl beer...just like the VW Beetle is a girl car.

[CarMike]

Corona is a girl beer...just like the VW Beetle is a girl car.

hate to say it, but so are cellicas

[dj_stouty]

hate to say it, but so are cellicas

Touche. Ok; so I drive a girl car and you drink girl beer. Are we even now? ;)

[CNYSkinFan]

Touche. Ok; so I drive a girl car and you drink girl beer. Are we even now? ;)
Real men don't watch Grey's Anatomy or Lifetime....ever

[tbfoster1]

..... wear sweater-vests.........ever.

I wear sweater vests with ties and when I golf sometimes. Not the button up kind, one piece.

[akhhorus]

As a breaker of this man law:

You don't have the authoritah to deny a motion.

1-I'm a standing Counsel.
2-I don't see any love poem in my sig now.

Consuler veto issued on your motion to reject DJ and I's proposals lol.

[dj_stouty]

Real men don't watch Grey's Anatomy or Lifetime....ever

I can honestly say I've never watched Lifetime. But you have admitted on HR in the past that you once did...

[Keino]

Real Men don't drink wine, much less brag about it ;)

And start threads to discuss this girlie habit.

[smoak]

No and no. I start the motion to reject both of these proposals.

Wine coolers on the other hand...


Agree.

Although I am totally on board with DJs opinion of Corona, I don't think it invalidates your man card.

[smoak]

Real men dont....... use more than 5 words to order their coffee

GOOD ONE!

I'll add that if you load your coffee with sugar and cream, then you need to ask yourself if you truly enjoy the taste of coffee...

I like mine black.

[dj_stouty]

Real Men don't...prefer frozen ritas over ritas on-the-rocks.

*Hides from Rich*
:D

[redskin_rich]

Real Men don't...prefer frozen ritas over ritas on-the-rocks.

*Hides from Rich*
:D
Booo!!!

Thats a summer time concept, not a year round one, anyway. Cooling off and getting a brain freeze is not unmanly. Just as long as a straw is not used...

[smoak]

So is there a by law that says that any drink can be manly depending on the quantity and delivery sytem used to consume it?? In other words, is drinking wine manly if you do so out of a chalice... or heck, straight from the barrel?

[smoak]

Oh and I'd like to recommend that you lose you man-card if you watch American Idol.

(Ducks and runs aways from EVERYONE)

[dj_stouty]

So is there a by law that says that any drink can be manly depending on the quantity and delivery sytem used to consume it?? In other words, is drinking wine manly if you do so out of a chalice... or heck, straight from the barrel?

Zima is still Zima no matter what vessil you drink it out of...but I get your point. (Add Zima to the no-no list)

Corona drinkers like Corona because it is in a cool bottle with a lime on top. Take that beer and serve it to them in any other bottle/glass/chalice...etc and they will probably spit it out. Mexicans laugh at Americans for drinking this piss beer. To them, Corona is the Milwaukee's Best of their country.

[dj_stouty]

Oh and I'd like to recommend that you lose you man-card if you watch American Idol.

(Ducks and runs aways from EVERYONE)

You should also lose your man-card if you root for any sports team whose jersey is baby blue.

[Keino]

Oh and I'd like to recommend that you lose you man-card if you watch American Idol.

(Ducks and runs aways from EVERYONE)

Put "Dancing With the Stars" in there too. I concur.

[akhhorus]

Oh and I'd like to recommend that you lose you man-card if you watch American Idol.

(Ducks and runs aways from EVERYONE)

I don't watch it. So not everyone does.

[CNYSkinFan]

I can honestly say I've never watched Lifetime. But you have admitted on HR in the past that you once did...
i admited to being on the computer while my wife and daughter watched a horrible movie I still have nightmares about....not the same thing. I mercileddly made fun of it until they finally shut it off. I fought the good fight!!!!!

[smoak]

I don't watch it. So not everyone does.

Other than the trainwrecks on the first day, I don't see the appeal at all.... But the thread seems to ALWAYS be at the top so someone is watching.

[CNYSkinFan]

Oh and I'd like to recommend that you lose you man-card if you watch American Idol.

(Ducks and runs aways from EVERYONE)
i am back on board with this...I have decided not to watch it anymore, I didn't even catch last night's it is just boring without Sanjaya

[redskin_rich]

Since I started this thread, my man card is taking a beating. I drink Corona, wine and frozen Margaritas and I watch AI. You guys decide to try and ban sandals for men again and my man card is going in the fire.

[smoak]

Since I started this thread, my man card is taking a beating. I drink Corona, wine and frozen Margaritas and I watch AI. You guys decide to try and ban sandals for men again and my man card is going in the fire.

LMAO! I am in tears... I finally broke one of my own man-laws and bought a pair of flip-flops (ugh I hate even typing it), but they had a bottle opener in the heel which has come in handy.

I've always preferred sandals personally, but they have to be very masculine in appearance. Crocs and a lot of other similar casual footwear do not belong on a man.

[CNYSkinFan]

LMAO! I am in tears... I finally broke one of my own man-laws and bought a pair of flip-flops (ugh I hate even typing it), but they had a bottle opener in the heel which has come in handy.

I've always preferred sandals personally, but they have to be very masculine in appearance. Crocs and a lot of other similar casual footwear do not belong on a man.
ugh flip flops...they are worse then sandals...

I have nbo problem with sandals as long as you dont wear socks

[CarMike]

Touche. Ok; so I drive a girl car and you drink girl beer. Are we even now? ;)

:awesomewo

lol

[redskin_rich]

ugh flip flops...they are worse then sandals...

I have nbo problem with sandals as long as you dont wear socksWhat's worse is some people call flip flops, thongs.
And speaking of thongs, real men don't ever wear them. As a matter of fact, any tight underwear, including briefs, should never be worn by men.

Real men don't... wear more jewelry than their wife/girlfriend and real men don't carry purses.

[dj_stouty]

:awesomewo

lol

LMAO...I've already visited cars.com to see how quickly I can replace my Celica. :)

[CarMike]

Zima is still Zima no matter what vessil you drink it out of...but I get your point. (Add Zima to the no-no list)

Corona drinkers like Corona because it is in a cool bottle with a lime on top. Take that beer and serve it to them in any other bottle/glass/chalice...etc and they will probably spit it out. Mexicans laugh at Americans for drinking this piss beer. To them, Corona is the Milwaukee's Best of their country.

Just isn't true. I drink my coronas straight. No lime or lemon. I like the taste. No matter how you wrap it.

[CarMike]

i admited to being on the computer while my wife and daughter watched a horrible movie I still have nightmares about....not the same thing. I mercileddly made fun of it until they finally shut it off. I fought the good fight!!!!!

Says the guy who wears tights and quotes Shakespeare in front of large audiences. SOBER!

[dj_stouty]

Just isn't true. I drink my coronas straight. No lime or lemon. I like the taste. No matter how you wrap it.


You may need to see a doctor about that. I fear your taste buds are toast.

Let me help you out. Substitute Coronas with Modello Especial. Sort of like a Corona...just 10x better.

[CarMike]

LMAO...I've already visited cars.com to see how quickly I can replace my Celica. :)

dj, your Celica is very nice. I just had to find something to defend the corona call out. :)

I love Toyotas!

[CarMike]

You may need to see a doctor about that. I fear your taste buds are toast.

Let me help you out. Substitute Coronas with Modello Especial. Sort of like a Corona...just 10x better.

LMAO. Never heard of that beer you mentioned. Can you find it in grocery stores?

[chrisbcbu]

Ugh. My man card is being shredded right now.

I wear croc flip flops - LOL They are actually the most comfortable pair or flip flops i own. I used to be a beach bum so i always wore flip flops.

I watch Grays anatomy, and AI and i do some other stuff that apparently should have my man card ripped up.

Tho i dont drink wine or coronas. Strictly beer for me. And Corona is not beer! ;)

[chrisbcbu]

LMAO. Never heard of that beer you mentioned. Can you find it in grocery stores?

You should be able to. And they are also located in mexican restuarants.

[redskin_rich]

You guys are really splitting hairs on the Corona issue. I'll take a Corona ten times out of ten before any light beer.

[CNYSkinFan]

Says the guy who wears tights and quotes Shakespeare in front of large audiences. SOBER!
I have never worn tights....physics will not allow it.

And I am sorry Real men know Shakespeare. They can quote it and refer to it. It is full of sex, swordfights, and death....what is more manly then that?

[FanFromArizona]

Real men don't ask for directions or buy feminine hygiene products.

[CNYSkinFan]

Real men own dogs and teach them how to play fetch

Real men do not own cats unless they are to be used to teach fetch to their dogs

[chrisbcbu]

I have never worn tights....physics will not allow it.

And I am sorry Real men know Shakespeare. They can quote it and refer to it. It is full of sex, swordfights, and death....what is more manly then that?

From what i gather, in the original plays the women were played by men. So i would say alot of stuff is more manly! ;)

[CNYSkinFan]

From what i gather, in the original plays the women were played by men. So i would say alot of stuff is more manly! ;)
well that is just because of church doctrine in the elizabethan era. 50 years later women were in the theater.

And you could say Shakespeare was so manly even the women had to be played by men.

[Keino]

You guys are really splitting hairs on the Corona issue. I'll take a Corona ten times out of ten before any light beer.

Except for Amstel Light, I concur.

[FanFromArizona]

Except for Amstel Light, I concur.

Real men drink Pacifico.

[fent]

Real men do not own cats unless they are to be used to teach fetch to their dogs

booooo!!!!!

[CNYSkinFan]

booooo!!!!!
that means you Texas!!!

[fent]

that means you Texas!!!

i'm actually looking for a dog that will play fetch, but it has to be a puppy because of the dadgum cats. i want a redbone coonhound, but apparently they're NO BUENO with the gatos.

[akhhorus]

i'm actually looking for a dog that will play fetch, but it has to be a puppy because of the dadgum cats. i want a redbone coonhound, but apparently they're NO BUENO with the gatos.

Yup, he's from Texas :D

[CarMike]

Real men don't ask for directions or buy feminine hygiene products.

I go for my wife all the time. It takes a man to walk up to the counter with a pack of Always pads with wings. Extra thin. :)

[csquared]

LOL! I feel good here. I dont : wear crocs (dudes that wear them are plain fruitcakes), Dont wear tights or appear in plays ( i can watch movies for sex and violence thank you very much), Prefer Corona ( if its Corona or Bush light im taking Corona), know any poems to put in my sig ( sorry buddy), Drive a Celica ( Explorer), Watch Grey's Anatomy or Idol ( check either threads history you wont see me, but you will see a few in here claiming they dont watch it lol), I do own a cat (but i had my boxer first. The cat is my daughters)..... AND for the record I was the one who questioned you wine drinkers man cards. Keino is getting my credit LOL!


EDIT.... Forgot...... i dont drink rita's at all frozen or on the rocks(give me some Jack or Crown Royal)

[FanFromArizona]

Yup, he's from Texas :D

could certainly pass for the backyerds of South Carolina, ya reckon?

[The_Sonny_Of_Sammy]

.......cheer for Jeff Gordon.
.......shave anything other than their face.

[SkinsfaninNJ]

Real men don't ask for directions or buy feminine hygiene products.

Not true. Real men have enough selfconfidence to gladly buy them for the real woman(en) in their life.

[RedskinRyan]

You may need to see a doctor about that. I fear your taste buds are toast.

Let me help you out. Substitute Coronas with Modello Especial. Sort of like a Corona...just 10x better.

I also happen to be a fan of Corona. Without a lime.

But the best mexican beer is Tecate.

[The Skinsinator]

Real men don't prefer gay sports such as skating or volleyball to football. Any man that doesn't even kind of like football is not a real man. No real man cheers for Dallas either for obvious reasons. :)

[Fathead]

.......cheer for Jeff Gordon.
.......shave anything other than their face.



Let me add Jimmie Johnson to the Jeff Gordon. You'd have to be a real fembot to cheer for either.

[ryflan47]

Real men don't drink flavored beer

[smoak]

ugh flip flops...they are worse then sandals...

I have nbo problem with sandals as long as you dont wear socks

My flip flops are the coolest footwear EVER. I mean bottle openers!!??? Seriously!! Barring a shoe that can give you a little of the "Spitzer action", I claim superiority.

Real men don't drink flavored beer

??? All beers are flavored.

Ok, maybe not some of the watered down race car beers but still.

Not true. Real men have enough selfconfidence to gladly buy them for the real woman(en) in their life.

I totally agree. I don't give a rat's hind quarters what anyone thinks and there is no reason not to do a solid for your lady. Especially if/when it is repaid in spades. :D

I go for my wife all the time. It takes a man to walk up to the counter with a pack of Always pads with wings. Extra thin. :)

Agree.

It takes an even bigger man to hit on the young cashier chick while she is ringing you up.

[redskin_rich]

LOL! I feel good here. I dont : wear crocs (dudes that wear them are plain fruitcakes), Dont wear tights or appear in plays ( i can watch movies for sex and violence thank you very much), Prefer Corona ( if its Corona or Bush light im taking Corona), know any poems to put in my sig ( sorry buddy), Drive a Celica ( Explorer), Watch Grey's Anatomy or Idol ( check either threads history you wont see me, but you will see a few in here claiming they dont watch it lol), I do own a cat (but i had my boxer first. The cat is my daughters)..... AND for the record I was the one who questioned you wine drinkers man cards. Keino is getting my credit LOL!


EDIT.... Forgot...... i dont drink rita's at all frozen or on the rocks(give me some Jack or Crown Royal)I'm afraid you get a fail on the blended whiskey. Only women drink blends.

[Keino]

LOL! I feel good here. I dont : wear crocs (dudes that wear them are plain fruitcakes), Dont wear tights or appear in plays ( i can watch movies for sex and violence thank you very much), Prefer Corona ( if its Corona or Bush light im taking Corona), know any poems to put in my sig ( sorry buddy), Drive a Celica ( Explorer), Watch Grey's Anatomy or Idol ( check either threads history you wont see me, but you will see a few in here claiming they dont watch it lol), I do own a cat (but i had my boxer first. The cat is my daughters)..... AND for the record I was the one who questioned you wine drinkers man cards. Keino is getting my credit LOL!


EDIT.... Forgot...... i dont drink rita's at all frozen or on the rocks(give me some Jack or Crown Royal)

I didn't mean to steal your sunshine. I posted a bottle of Thunderbird in the Wino thread and Rich thought I was serious, so I decided to call the whole lot of winos, pansies.

I don't own a cat (Mostly because my wife and 8 year old are allergic), and if you replace Crown (though I can drink crown) with Makers, then I am with you the whole way.

[dj_stouty]

You guys are really splitting hairs on the Corona issue. I'll take a Corona ten times out of ten before any light beer.

The only light beer that is acceptable to me these days is Sam Adams Light. It is clearly the only light beer in America with any ounce of taste.

But Corona still sucks. (Regular or Light) I've had my fair share to know. In fact, I'm pretty sure I had a few as early as last month when friends brought some it over to my houes. Each one tasted like it was skunk. Not sure if that is a product of simply bad beer...or if the clear bottle is lending itself to turn the beer sour (sunlight is bad for beer)...or if the temperature of these beers is fluctuating several times in transit before it reaches my house. Either way...I'll drink it if I have no other alternatives. In fact, I'd reach for a bottle of Old English or St. Ides before Corona.

I believe that there is a right place and time for light (colored) beer when you are drinking all day, so I'm not that much of a beer snob to wave my hand at the entire group. Modello Especial is in the same family as Corona, and I just think it tastes better without any skunk taste. Same goes for Tecate. Both are decent "session beers" that have better quality than Corona. And if you really want good mexican beer, you go to Modello Especial's older brother, Negro Modello. That is such a great dark brew...and much better quality than Dos Equis. (which is still very good)

[redskin_rich]

The only light beer that is acceptable to me these days is Sam Adams Light. It is clearly the only light beer in America with any ounce of taste.

But Corona still sucks. (Regular or Light) I've had my fair share to know. In fact, I'm pretty sure I had a few as early as last month when friends brought some it over to my houes. Each one tasted like it was skunk. Not sure if that is a product of simply bad beer...or if the clear bottle is lending itself to turn the beer sour (sunlight is bad for beer)...or if the temperature of these beers is fluctuating several times in transit before it reaches my house. Corona goes to skunk if it has prolonged exposure to light (never buy anything but the closed box 12 packs) and/or if it is cooled and let to get warm and re-chilled. The same will happen with a Modelo or any clear or green bottled beer.

[dj_stouty]

Corona goes to skunk if it has prolonged exposure to light (never buy anything but the closed box 12 packs) and/or if it is cooled and let to get warm and re-chilled. The same will happen with a Modelo or any clear or green bottled beer.

I'm aware. I just think Coronas tend to be more skunk than other brands. As I mentioned; I'm not sure if this is an overall problem with their distributors or not. (Temperature fluctuation in transit, exposure to sunlight...) Who knows...maybe my taste buds have just become too sophisticated for this swill and every Corona tastes skunk. :D

Edit to add: Speaking of green bottled beer, I also get the same skunk taste from virtually every Heineken I've ever had.

[redskin_rich]

Edit to add: Speaking of green bottled beer, I also get the same skunk taste from virtually every Heineken I've ever had.It's quite good out of the mini-keg, at least I like it.

[hail2skins]

.......cheer for Jeff Gordon.
.......shave anything other than their face.
Real men don't cheer. :D

[hail2skins]

Real men don't drink flavored beerI believe you mean fruit flavored beer.

[HAWGZHEAD]

I live at the beach and I wear flops. 99% of people who wear sandals also wear fanny packs and are in man law violation.

Real men don't use hair products

[smoak]

Real men don't flop.

Real men don't blow their chance at an upset by throwing a stupid moronic inbounds pass.

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

Real men don't flop.

Real men don't blow their chance at an upset by throwing a stupid moronic inbounds pass.
LMAO smoak!

i love these threads, you guys crack me up. plus it helps me know what to look out for....:awesomewo lol

[HAWGZHEAD]

Looks like I am never gonna win that one lol.

Real men don't text message.

[smoak]

Looks like I am never gonna win that one lol.

Real men don't text message.


Exception for the following prase:

<<Insert Female Name>>, coming over?

[joe265]

Real men dont wear nationals hats just because they "like the design"

[csquared]

I believe you mean fruit flavored beer.

Yea yea He probabaly drinks Natural Light. I brew my own and alot of what i brew has fruit flavoring so that law isnt sticking.

[Patrick]

LMAO smoak!

i love these threads, you guys crack me up. plus it helps me know what to look out for....:awesomewo lol

Your so right ............ A REAL Man - doesn't have to state what's he think's is or isn't manly. He enjoys what he like and doesn't care what others think.

[redskin_rich]

Your so right ............ A REAL Man - doesn't have to state what's he think's is or isn't manly. He enjoys what he like and doesn't care what others think.
Real men try to have a sense of humor... :p

[dj_stouty]

Your so right ............ A REAL Man - doesn't have to state what's he think's is or isn't manly. He enjoys what he like and doesn't care what others think.

Anyone else get the feeling that Patrick watches Lifetime on TV while wearing Crocs and sipping on Zimas? ;)

[csquared]

Anyone else get the feeling that Patrick watches Lifetime on TV while wearing Crocs and sipping on Zimas? ;)
While also wearing theater tights with his Jeff Gordon hat on.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Real Men don't drink wine, much less brag about it ;)

My father in law drinks wine daily and he is as manly as they come.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Disagree. I love Coronas

Real men don't wear Crocs period.

Seconded!

[IowaSkinsFan]

Zima is still Zima no matter what vessil you drink it out of...but I get your point. (Add Zima to the no-no list)

Corona drinkers like Corona because it is in a cool bottle with a lime on top. Take that beer and serve it to them in any other bottle/glass/chalice...etc and they will probably spit it out. Mexicans laugh at Americans for drinking this piss beer. To them, Corona is the Milwaukee's Best of their country.

You got that right and I'll go a step further....anyone know why it is fashionable to put a lime wedge in a bottle of Corona?

The lime wedge was multipurposed, it was used to keep the flies away and to disinfect the bottles that had been.....how shall I say.... 'recycled' for lack of a better term.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Except for Amstel Light, I concur.

I agree, except insert Leinenkugel's Light in place of Amstel Light.

[Patrick]

Anyone else get the feeling that Patrick watches Lifetime on TV while wearing Crocs and sipping on Zimas? ;)

LMAO .......... As I teach the women and kids in the dojo ......... Real men THINK they have no weakness ...............

[The_Sonny_Of_Sammy]

You got that right and I'll go a step further....anyone know why it is fashionable to put a lime wedge in a bottle of Corona?

The Mexican Navy used it as a Scurvy preventative during the 18th century.;)

[firehawk157]

Further addendum to the teams with baby blue color law... Real men don't choose a team based on colors.

Real men don't choose much of anything based on colors.

Real men wear what they want, they do not pay attention to fashion (those of you who wore pink a couple of years ago, I'm looking at you).

Real men have never seen brokeback, and no, no excuse is acceptable (I was just curious what the fuss was about [I bet you're curious about something else too], went with a girlfriend, it was artistic and groundbreaking)

Real men's writing is damn near illegible (with exceptions of those who make a living off of it), and should never contain a smiley face or unnecessary loop.

It is acceptable for a real man to read, and be able to write or recite given texts, however, if those come from a book which features two people in an embrace other than them shaking in fear about what the protagonist is about to do to them, you are not a real man.

Real men don't complain about another's grammar, however, real men can write a coherent sentence.

It is completely unacceptable to watch a romantic comedy sans a female in company. And an agreement that you get equal compensation must be firmly in place... And begins in the opening credits.

Real men are repulsed by Rene Zelleweger. Why she keeps getting leading roles should be the focus of government funded studies.

Real men do not drink a drink that has fruit on it other than olives, or MAYBE a cherry (tequila sunrises off the top of my head). If it was feature on Sex and the City, it is strictly off-limits. If you have to use more than two words to order it or, when describing it, the words fruity concotion comes up, it too is forbidden.

Real men shouldnt complain about how strong a drink is, unless it isn't strong enough. The exception of course being anything that is more than 50/50 151.

Real men are not scared of an animal that can't kill or maim you. That include spiders other than the black widow/brown recluse and snakes that aren't poisonous or larger than you. However, you ARE an idiot if you seek animals out and find out they can hurt you.

Real men, when give a choice between spicy or mild, choose spicy.

[smoak]

Wow. All that and my only take away is that real men can be afraid of stingrays (they can kill). :D

[SkinsKY]

Real men don't complain about another's grammar, however, real men can write a coherent sentence.

Disagree. Intelligent people (of which real men should be) should expect others to speak correctly and intelligently as well.

[firehawk157]

Wow. All that and my only take away is that real men can be afraid of stingrays (they can kill). :D

That's sad.

Disagree. Intelligent people (of which real men should be) should expect others to speak correctly and intelligently as well.

Okay, introducing somebody to the comma key is a bit different than calling out somebody for screwing up the rules of apostrophe use in the cases of plural possession. Sometimes, it's damn near impossible to tell what the hell somebody is saying and asking them to use something resembling the english language as we know it is fine. However, you begin to nitpick and you sound like a whiny lil girl.

[SpicyMcHaggis]

Real men, when give a choice between spicy or mild, choose spicy.
No thanks.
But if beautiful women wanna choose me, step right up.

[SkinsKY]

That's sad.



Okay, introducing somebody to the comma key is a bit different than calling out somebody for screwing up the rules of apostrophe use in the cases of plural possession. Sometimes, it's damn near impossible to tell what the hell somebody is saying and asking them to use something resembling the english language as we know it is fine. However, you begin to nitpick and you sound like a whiny lil girl.


Just as long as I'm allowed to call someone out for mixed modifiers. ;)

[chrisbcbu]

Real men have never seen brokeback, and no, no excuse is acceptable (I was just curious what the fuss was about [I bet you're curious about something else too], went with a girlfriend, it was artistic and groundbreaking)

What if I fastforwarded the whole movie until i saw Anne Hathaway topless. Then turned it off after that?

[redskin_rich]

What if I fastforwarded the whole movie until i saw Anne Hathaway topless. Then turned it off after that?

No, a real man would have just googled the topless pics.

[Skaggsrules]

Real men think "Sex and the City" is a strip club

[HAWGZHEAD]

What if I fastforwarded the whole movie until i saw Anne Hathaway topless. Then turned it off after that?Skip it and rent Havoc lol

[firehawk157]

No, a real man would have just googled the topless pics.
Agreed. There are plenty of sites that will go through that pain for you and just give you that scene.

[firehawk157]

No thanks.
But if beautiful women wanna choose me, step right up.
Freud would say you see what you want to see, repressing something there Spicy??? I keed, I keed.