CarMike
09-26-2003, 02:42 PM
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and
>> >was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,
>> > she had a near death experience.
>> > Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
>> > God said, "No, you have another 43 years,
>> >two months and eight days to live."
>> > >
>> > >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
>> >the hospital and have facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck.
>> > Since she had so much more time to live,
>> >she figured she might as well look even nicer.
>> > After her last operation, she was released
>> >from the hospital. While
>> > >crossing the street on her way home, she was
>> >hit and killed by an ambulance.
>> > >
>> > >Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
>> >thought you said I had another 40 years?
>> > Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
>> >that ambulance?"
>> > >God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you."
>> >was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,
>> > she had a near death experience.
>> > Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
>> > God said, "No, you have another 43 years,
>> >two months and eight days to live."
>> > >
>> > >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
>> >the hospital and have facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck.
>> > Since she had so much more time to live,
>> >she figured she might as well look even nicer.
>> > After her last operation, she was released
>> >from the hospital. While
>> > >crossing the street on her way home, she was
>> >hit and killed by an ambulance.
>> > >
>> > >Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
>> >thought you said I had another 40 years?
>> > Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
>> >that ambulance?"
>> > >God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you."