vinny cerrato holding a pc tommorow at noon

[skinsfan36]

apparently he is holidng a press conference at noon by himself. hes never held one by himself so it could get interesting haha. he may look stupider then usual.no link was announced on 980 today on john thompson show

[skinfan43]

Tell me he's stepping down!!!











Wishful thinking.

[Epochalypse]

Tell me he's stepping down!!!











Wishful thinking.

He probably wants to ask the media if they've heard anything about the upcoming draft prospects and who he should be targeting...

[LadyNRedskinsfan]

Tell me he's stepping down!!!











Wishful thinking.
Lmao. I was thinking the same thing J.

[shally]

Tell me he's stepping down!!!











Wishful thinking.

i will light candles for that to happen

[TrueOracle]

Perhaps he'll commit Hari-kiri with a butter knife for the world to witness.

[Biggie]

Make it public.

And let us bring rotten vegetables.

[skinfan43]

Really... why the hell else would he do this? PLEASE be resigning!!
Now I'm truly curious... is he calling the PC just to field questions about how bad he sucks? lol
Did Danny buy him out?
Blind hope.

[Wsh Rdskns 71]

Tell me he's stepping down!!!











Wishful thinking.


oh please let's agree on this.... that would be the best news of the season if true.....

probably to inform us he got a promotion and raise because he finally beat Synder at racketball on Monday and the plans he has for this off-season

[shally]

Really... why the hell else would he do this? PLEASE be resigning!!
Now I'm truly curious... is he calling the PC just to field questions about how bad he sucks? lol
Did Danny buy him out?
Blind hope.

he is going to step up to the mic and say one word...





PPPPPPSSSSSSSYYYYYCCCCCCHHHHHHHHEEEEE

and then run off laughing

[shally]

he is going to say............................................... ................


mike martz is our new OC to work hand in hand with zorn.
this has something to do with staff...

[skinfan43]

he is going to step up to the mic and say one word...





PPPPPPSSSSSSSYYYYYCCCCCCHHHHHHHHEEEEE

and then run off laughing
I don't find that amusing shally;)

He's stealing his salary from Danny, and Danny seems to LIKE it. Crazy.

[shally]

I don't find that amusing shally;)

He's stealing his salary from Danny, and Danny seems to LIKE it. Crazy.

so what ?
danny likes his backside stroked

this has something to do with staff changes.. someone is re signing or being promoted.. if we are lucky, morocco brown has been promoted to being in charge of our draft

[akhhorus]

He probably wants to ask the media if they've heard anything about the upcoming draft prospects and who he should be targeting...

Vinny doesn't pay attention to the draft until late March. I kid you not.

[WinnpegSkinsFan]

Well I know he won't fire his own @&& so I hope they announce Blanche is fired.

Wishful thinking, I know.

[WinnpegSkinsFan]

so what ?
danny likes his backside stroked

this has something to do with staff changes.. someone is re signing or being promoted.. if we are lucky, morocco brown has been promoted to being in charge of our draft

Never thought of that - God that would be one sliver of good news in the past 8 weeks.

[greatest2]

a. he is there to resign

why it can't be- dan snyder would be there to thank him, like he was to gibbs. so a press conference without the owner means he can't be resignning.

b. he has been fired and is letting the media know.


this would solve the problem of dan snyder not being there, but vinny or anyone for that matter wouldn't bring attention to an embarrassment on themselves.

c. there to fire or change coaching staff.

i don't think they have a press conference for this. they would just release a statment i would think



personally i have my hopes he will be there as well as snyder and he will resign. but if i were a betting man i would bet that he is promoting someone to a position, like someone mentioned brown to head of draft or something like that. or that he is announcing something to do with fans, i.e. more obstructed view seats for sale, cheaper tickets, or something.


again, my hopes are high, but my money isn't on him to resign. go underdog!!!

[lorimike]

Inside sources say Vinny is resigning tommorow at noon . Well, one can dream

[greatest2]

nothing on espn, redskins.com, or anything from the washington post insiders.


maybe john thompson was wrong. you would think the media would know about a press conference by now, and there is nothing on the washingtonpost site, or espn.

not to mention it isn't on redskins dot come.

the pecking order for what i think will happen:

1. there is no press conference, someone was mistaken on the show.
2. vinny promotes someone
3. vinny announces something about fans (ticket prices, more seats, etc.)
4. vinny fires someone
5. vinny resigns.
6. vinny was fired

[LATrueRedskin]

Probably some yearly wrap-up BS. Hopefully not.

[skinfan43]

Maybe Snyder wants Pioli... or the Tuna?

He is too good a money-maker to keep Cerrato any longer, especially after witnessing the amount of empty or visiting-team-dominated seats at FedEx this season.

I hope.

[Epochalypse]

he is going to step up to the mic and say one word...





PPPPPPSSSSSSSYYYYYCCCCCCHHHHHHHHEEEEE

and then run off laughing

This made me laugh.

Then sob uncontrollably.

[LATrueRedskin]

Maybe Snyder wants Pioli... or the Tuna?

He is too good a money-maker to keep Cerrato any longer, especially after witnessing the amount of empty or visiting-team-dominated seats at FedEx this season.

I hope.

Don't seriously get your hopes up. Snyder wouldn't send Cerrato, his close friend, to the podium and fire himself. If that were the case, Snyder would be holding the press conference.

[skinfan43]

Don't seriously get your hopes up. Snyder wouldn't send Cerrato, his close friend, to the podium and fire himself. If that were the case, Snyder would be holding the press conference.
Don't worry LA, i'm not.

But that would be great:)

[akhhorus]

Don't seriously get your hopes up. Snyder wouldn't send Cerrato, his close friend, to the podium and fire himself. If that were the case, Snyder would be holding the press conference.

If Snyder decided there was justice in the universe, he would call in to Vinny's radio show and do it there.

[Epochalypse]

My top guesses as to what will happen tomorrow.

1. Vinny is coming out of the closet.

2. Vinny has signed on to do the next Dancing With The Stars.

3. Vinny has signed on to do the next Dancing With The Stars AND comes out of the closet.

4. Vinny asks the media if they've seen his keys to Redskins Park.

5. Vinny announces he has been selected by Obama to head a delegation seeking peace in the Gaza Strip, which he finds out means he is being sent directly into the Gaza Strip and wandering about aimlessly looking for peace. (New prez probably wants to keep D.C. constituency on his side)

[sinskin]

sucks to be Vinny

[JoeJacksonTaylor28]

sucks to be Vinny
Nah... I don't think so. He is very well paid for doing a job he sucks at.

[Biggie]

If Snyder decided there was justice in the universe, he would call in to Vinny's radio show and do it there.
*ringing*

Vinny: Hello, and thanks for calling Inside the Red Zone.

Caller: Hey, Vinny, it's Dan.

Vinny: Oh, hey Dan. How's it going?

Dan: Listen, Vinny, I wanted to do this in private, but then I decided that wouldn't be as entertaining.

Vinny: What?

Dan: Vinny, you're fired.

Vinny: Dan... I...

Dan: I AM THE SNYDER MOTHER@$#%!$!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*click*

[Epochalypse]

Dan: I AM THE SNYDER MOTHER@$#%!$!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*click*

LMAO

[akhhorus]

*ringing*

Vinny: Hello, and thanks for calling Inside the Red Zone.

Caller: Hey, Vinny, it's Dan.

Vinny: Oh, hey Dan. How's it going?

Dan: Listen, Vinny, I wanted to do this in private, but then I decided that wouldn't be as entertaining.

Vinny: What?

Dan: Vinny, you're fired.

Vinny: Dan... I...

Dan: I AM THE SNYDER MOTHER@$#%!$!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*click*

Very nice lmao.

How about:

Vinny: You're next from Virginia on "inside the red zone"
Dan: Hey Vinny, just wanted to call and say hi...also you're **CENSORED BY DJ**ing fired. Your desk is being thrown out the front door as we speak and you get no severance.
Vinny: Wha...
Dan: Just wanted to also announce that Larry Michael's new co-host will be Gregg Williams...

[Biggie]

Very nice lmao.

How about:

Vinny: You're next from Virginia on "inside the red zone"
Dan: Hey Vinny, just wanted to call and say hi...also you're **CENSORED BY DJ**ing fired. Your desk is being thrown out the front door as we speak and you get no severance.
Vinny: Wha...
Dan: Just wanted to also announce that Larry Michael's new co-host will be Gregg Williams...
I'd piss myself laughing.

[akhhorus]

I'd piss myself laughing.

Dan: And Larry, play Bruce Springsteen's "Your own worst enemy" as Vinny slinks out of the studio.

[lorimike]

Maybe Snyder wants Pioli... or the Tuna?

He is too good a money-maker to keep Cerrato any longer, especially after witnessing the amount of empty or visiting-team-dominated seats at FedEx this season.

I hope.
<<<<<

Good point. We do seem to play a few away games at home each year.

[MONK_in_HOF]

My guess is a state of the franchise type conference with the main headline being Bugel leaving the team.

Although after hearing of Cowher's interest in returning to coach and Shannahan's firing I wouldn't be surprised if there was a conference tomorrow introducing a new head coach.

[lorimike]

my theory is that Vinny will re-iterate that Zorn will remain head coach and maybe announce a promotion

[Biggie]

my theory is that Vinny will re-iterate that Zorn will remain head coach and maybe announce a promotion
Zorn to Super Head Coach?

[Epochalypse]

Zorn to Super Head Coach?

Blache will be retiring and Zorn will take over DC duties as well...

[JsMaViSd]

Head of Head coaching operations

[LATrueRedskin]

Don't worry LA, i'm not.

But that would be great:)

Oh, it sure would. :)

[CNYSkinFan]

vinny will announce he is the anti-christ and start his 7 year reign of blood and torture...and stll won't draft a lineman

[Axegrinder]

After this seasons debacle, he will announce the return of Gibbs III.

[Skinzlover223]

vinny will announce he is the anti-christ and start his 7 year reign of blood and torture...and stll won't draft a lineman

Hehe that's funny. But yea I think we will make stupid picks with our draft and come December 2009 we will still be talking about how we need a GM. Official prediction.

[RedskinsDave]

vinny will announce he is the anti-christ and start his 7 year reign of blood and torture...and stll won't draft a lineman

Start? You mean continue......

[akhhorus]

Start? You mean continue......

Yeah, we're in year 6 of that reign of terror.

[Biggie]

Start? You mean continue......
If the reign started in '99 and you don't count Martyball, then... it should have ended after 2006.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

[CNYSkinFan]

If the reign started in '99 and you don't count Martyball, then... it should have ended after 2006.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
the anti christ reign of terror only starts once he reveals himself...Vinny tomorrow will do so tomorrow as he excuses his poor draft by saying that all the good draft picks he was going to make were called home by Jesus and now he is taking his revenge

[RedskinsDave]

If the reign started in '99 and you don't count Martyball, then... it should have ended after 2006.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

Because he's as bad at math as he is a talent evaluator.

[ClubSandwichGuy]

I bet this is a personnel change. I just have a hunch.

[Biggie]

I bet this is a personnel change. I just have a hunch.
I bet they're promoting the Assistant Vice Deputy Head of Obstructed View Seating.

[shally]

i just want to take a second and let you ALL know that you are a sick bunch of mofo's here....

and i love this site so much i am having an asthma attack from laughing

there is truly no better group of yahoo's on the planet. everyone of you is a wannabe stand up comic... and most of you are damn funny

i am saving this thread for posterity and i think the admins should make it required reading for any prospective joiners...it will weed out the weak ones...

thanks for brightening my day immensely


shally

[joethefan]

Two kinds of thinking here....

1). Vinnie will reveal to the world that he's been getting kickbacks from Jerrah and can no longer accept Redskin money.....

2) Vinnie waits until the NFL Network is "Live" and slaps the hell outa little man after being asked to go get coffee for the 987th time. Then Vinnie Suplexes little man and asks if anyone else wants some...LOL

[shally]

Two kinds of thinking here....

1). Vinnie will reveal to the world that he's been getting kickbacks from Jerrah and can no longer accept Redskin money.....

2) Vinnie waits until the NFL Network is "Live" and slaps the hell outa little man after being asked to go get coffee for the 987th time. Then Vinnie Suplexes little man and asks if anyone else wants some...LOL


i think this is going to be some banal trivial BS.. they dont like be upstaged by all the major news coming out of denver, or ny, or even detroit.. it will be some minor announcement and when everybody rolls their eyes, it will be vinnies little inside joke on the press corps.... 90 % chance

there is, however, a 10 % chance that something major will be announced.
it wont be that vinnie is fired-- snyder would have done that.. i seriously doubt that zorn is going.. but, there is some small part of me that snyder/cerrato sense that there is an opportunity to be seized and have gone out there and grabbed whatever it is they think will grab the spotlight for this team.
it wont be player related, it will be coaching/staff related

again, the reason i dont think it will be major to most of us is that nobody can keep a secret in washington.. were it something involving, say, bill cowher, somebody would have deepthroated the media and by now it would have gone around the world 3 times and been reported on espn..

now, this is some crap about season tickets, or parking, or radio/tv network.
just plain garbage.. it wont be significant to fans ....

[OoLak]

From the years of Accountability [sarcasm] for everything that has gone wrong with the franchise I expect the PC to go something like this...

*Vinny taps microphone*
Ahem, OK I have call this press conference to announce 2 things.
First the local media, fans, and general Washington area has made it increasingly hard to showcase our perfection in all areas of running this organization. It is your fault that players did not execute on the field in line with our predictions and you, collectively, are the reason we did not win ten strait Superbowl Championships (you really should be ashamed).
Second, for the above reasons we have decided to move the team to Mexico. I know this may seem to you like a bad move TO YOU, but you know what... we don't give a crap about you (this should have been clear about 9 years ago).

Oh and one last thing before we go, season ticket holders will get free parking at our Mexico City location. *Vinny's Cell phone rings* Oh hold on {short cell phone call from Dan}, Oh sorry I meant reduced parking at 24.50/game.

[joethefan]

From the years of Accountability [sarcasm] for everything that has gone wrong with the franchise I expect the PC to go something like this...

*Vinny taps microphone*
Ahem, OK I have call this press conference to announce 2 things.
First the local media, fans, and general Washington area has made it increasingly hard to showcase our perfection in all areas of running this organization. It is your fault that players did not execute on the field in line with our predictions and you, collectively, are the reason we did not win ten strait Superbowl Championships (you really should be ashamed).
Second, for the above reasons we have decided to move the team to Mexico. I know this may seem to you like a bad move TO YOU, but you know what... we don't give a crap about you (this should have been clear about 9 years ago).

Oh and one last thing before we go, season ticket holders will get free parking at our Mexico City location. *Vinny's Cell phone rings* Oh hold on {short cell phone call from Dan}, Oh sorry I meant reduced parking at 24.50/game.


classic....

[coffdogg]

If Snyder decided there was justice in the universe, he would call in to Vinny's radio show and do it there.Highest rated show ever. Danny goes on a ten minute diatribe of why he is firing Vinny. One fan calls one and then that one calls one and so on and so on................................

[coffdogg]

*ringing*

Vinny: Hello, and thanks for calling Inside the Red Zone.

Caller: Hey, Vinny, it's Dan.

Vinny: Oh, hey Dan. How's it going?

Dan: Listen, Vinny, I wanted to do this in private, but then I decided that wouldn't be as entertaining.

Vinny: What?

Dan: Vinny, you're fired.

Vinny: Dan... I...

Dan: I AM THE SNYDER MOTHER@$#%!$!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*click*I almost spit my drink out I was laughing so hard

[coffdogg]

Zorn to Super Head Coach? Super Duper A #1 Daddy O Head Coach to you

[coffdogg]

i just want to take a second and let you ALL know that you are a sick bunch of mofo's here....

and i love this site so much i am having an asthma attack from laughing

there is truly no better group of yahoo's on the planet. everyone of you is a wannabe stand up comic... and most of you are damn funny

i am saving this thread for posterity and i think the admins should make it required reading for any prospective joiners...it will weed out the weak ones...

thanks for brightening my day immensely


shally
I agree my head is starting to hurt from laughing so much. I can't respond to all but I want to. FUNNY stuff

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

Vinny doesn't pay attention to the draft until late March. I kid you not.


i thought he drew names out of a hat and made the selections?either that or he works that magic 8 ball awful well!:)

[Epochalypse]

Maybe he's announcing a new roller coaster at Six Flags, the SKINsinator.

It starts with a pretty solid uphill climb then at the halfway point immediately drops of the face of the earth frightening everyone on board. No word yet on whether it actually does any more after that...

Word is you have to be at least 35 and past your prime to get in line though...

[Skinz4lyfe]

He's probably gonna announced that we're hiring Matt Millen as our new GM and to improve our passing game we are drafting all receivers this year. Also keeping w/that same theme we'll trade Clinton Portis to the Bengals for Ocho Cinco and Betts for a 12th round draft pick. Then we're going to the run and shoot offense. Who needs RBs?

[OoLak]

i thought he drew names out of a hat and made the selections?either that or he works that magic 8 ball awful well!:)
Flashback to Round 2 2008 second pick
Should we draft another WR?
Ask again Later.

Should we draft Calais Campbell?
My sources say No.

Should we draft a TE?
Maybe

Good enough for me! :)

[Luis Landa]

He's going to announce that he won't be drafting Linemen there is no need for them.

[shane88]

Hmmmm....The Redskins have hired George Michael and he will take Larry's place. Larry will then be given the important position opposite Vinny so Snyder gets BOTH buttcheeks kissed at the same time!
:smash:

[NamVet4]

vinny will announce he is the anti-christ and start his 7 year reign of blood and torture...and stll won't draft a lineman

That is already happening....Look around.... He is Here!!!!

[AliBabba]

I think its going to be at 12:30 on 102.1 the Game and streamed online here:
http://www.1021fmthegame.com/

[ClubSandwichGuy]

Maybe he's announcing a new roller coaster at Six Flags, the SKINsinator.

It starts with a pretty solid uphill climb then at the halfway point immediately drops of the face of the earth frightening everyone on board. No word yet on whether it actually does any more after that...

Word is you have to be at least 35 and past your prime to get in line though...
lol that's pretty funny right there.
I think its going to be at 12:30 on 102.1 the Game and streamed online here:
http://www.1021fmthegame.com/
Thanks now I can actually listen to it...


...but I'm not sure if I want to.

[Sweepea436]

Maybe he's announcing a new roller coaster at Six Flags, the SKINsinator.

It starts with a pretty solid uphill climb then at the halfway point immediately drops of the face of the earth frightening everyone on board. No word yet on whether it actually does any more after that...

Word is you have to be at least 35 and past your prime to get in line though...

Well when you put it in a roller coaster context, it sounds fun. Only problem is our ride lasts 16 weeks. We should shorten the season to 37 seconds and we'd have something to write home about. Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[WRSK1NS]

Hmmmm....The Redskins have hired George Michael and he will take Larry's place. Larry will then be given the important position opposite Vinny so Snyder gets BOTH buttcheeks kissed at the same time!
:smash:

So far for me, this is the post of the day....THANKS for the LAUGH!!

[AliBabba]

I think its going to be at 12:30 on 102.1 the Game and streamed online here:
http://www.1021fmthegame.com/

UPDATE:

http://www.redskins.com/gen/articles/Redskins_com_LIVE_Event_1644.jsp

Vinny Cerrato Press Conference

Redskins executive vice president of football operations Vinny Cerrato will address the media on Wednesday at 12 noon ET.
Redskins.com will broadcast LIVE coverage of the press conference from Redskins Park.

[SkinsfaninNJ]

The fact that nothing has been leaked about it to the press leads me to believe this will be a whole lot of nothing.

[WinnpegSkinsFan]

UPDATE:

http://www.redskins.com/gen/articles/Redskins_com_LIVE_Event_1644.jsp

Well he is expected to address the state of the team and update the Redskins offseason plans. I'm sure this will be more PR BS on how we're that close to contending.

I may regret this but could someone update us on the conference in this thread - our servers at work block this type of stuff (streaming audio/video etc.)?

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

has to be the hiring of somebody does'nt it?is vinny being promoted to janitor or something?

[Ibleedburgundy]

Hopefully somebody will throw a shoe at him.

[bfauble83]

This entire thread is hilarious...though I'm sure whatever vinnie has to say will be even funnier...if you are a fan of anyone other than the Redskins.

[SkinsfaninNJ]

I appreciate anyone willing to provide updates as to what our faithful leader says.

[AliBabba]

I appreciate anyone willing to provide updates as to what our faithful leader says.
No problem:


.................

..................
..................
we need to be better than 4-4 at Fedex
..................
..................
we are evaluating the team
..................

very substantive so far

[AliBabba]

oh, his jackets brown and his shirts blue

[AliBabba]

Q: Will there be any coaching changes at all
A: That's up to Jim

[Biggie]

Watching Vinny reminds me of Tony Shalhoub in the Men in Black movies.

OMG HIS EYES ARE FREAKING ME OUT MAN

Says that all teams who don't win the Super Bowl have to re-evaluate, including the Redskins.

Says Jason Campbell made huge improvement, but still has a lot of room for progress.

Jason's the starting quarterback, but the question was if he's the franchise quarterback. Says things are year to year.

Blames lack of production from second round picks on them not being healthy before the season (training camp). Comparing them to Roddy White in that you need to give them time. Sure. Expecting big strides from them next year.

Thinks that Malcolm Kelly can be an outstanding player when he gets healthy.

[AliBabba]

Q: What do you see in JC's evolution? Especially when you see guys like Matt Ryan.

A: He's improved alot. Turnovers down from 19 to 7. Brought us back against NO. He's still not where he wants to be though.

Q: QB of future?
A: He'll be back, he's the starting QB, you look year to year and evaluate everything.

[AliBabba]

I'm fairly certain he's coked out of his mind right now ... early NYE start for him I guess

[NamVet4]

"You Know" - 52 times so far... Thats what I am getting out of this PC! :(

[Biggie]

I'm fairly certain he's coked out of his mind right now ... early NYE start for him I guess
Yeah, he looks more like a cokehead than anything.

Maybe he's Snyder's supplier.

[AliBabba]

Q: Do you think of the 9 draftees left do you see starters coming from that bunch?
A: Absolutely. You'll see more from Karim Moore and Rob Jackson next eyar. Chris Horton started this year and we'll see more from the rest as well

[ClubSandwichGuy]

He's talking a lot.

Isn't saying very much though.

[AliBabba]

Q: Hey A-hole, you have 4 draft picks, what do you see coming from that?
A: We are picking at 13. Do you draft there or do you trade back? Last year we traded back and picked up 5 picks, you know. You know, we'll evaluate it (in late March), you know?

[NamVet4]

Zorn learning ! What a load of crap this guys putting out!!!!

[AliBabba]

He keeps saying he can't answer the questions because he doesn't know the answers yet. (that's why he called the PC i guess)

[NamVet4]

Truth : I don't know the answers !!!! OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

[hail2skins]

What a worthless press conference. What came out of it? Nothing.

[Biggie]

Press conference over. What a waste of time.

[AliBabba]

That was such a waste of time and coke

[AliBabba]

Mikes pick up the press saying that the title for their report will be "I don't know"

[Keino]

So I went to heat up my food and came back and the presser was over.

I've not seen a more pointless press conference.

[BurgundyNGold]

That was a complete waste of 16 minutes of my life.

[ClubSandwichGuy]

Ha, hearing the media at the end taking shots at him after he left made this all worth it.

[NamVet4]

Vinny Ceratto is an unmitigated rectal orifice. His "performance" would get him fired in any other organization!

Another instance of proof that Daniel Snyder doesn't give a crap beyond the $$$ for the Redskins.

[silverspring]

Note to vinny, if you don't have anything to say then don't schedule a press conference, it reinforces the belief that you are stupid.

[SkinsfaninNJ]

Thanks for the updates. Very funny in this thread. Not so funny on the field.

[Biggie]

Ha, hearing the media at the end taking shots at him after he left made this all worth it.
I shouldn't have turned it off. :(

What'd they say?

[Keino]

Vinny Ceratto is an unmitigated rectal orifice. His "performance" would get him fired in any other organization!

Another instance of proof that Daniel Snyder doesn't give a crap beyond the $$$ for the Redskins.

LMAO. What a great way to call someone an A hole. I will be using this in the future. "Unmitigated rectal orifice". Unmitigated implies that it is Full of Shhhhh.........What a remarkably apt description.

Andrew you have made my day, my friend!!!

[Farmer Ted]

That was such a waste of time and coke

I didn't see it, and I'm not even sure I've ever seen Vinny speak before, but he reminds me of the coke-head in Die Hard who keeps sucking up to Hans and then gets wasted.

[OoLak]

So nothing??? After a 8-8 season you call a PC to say
"we did okay here and not so good there, we hope things will improve but we don't have an idea about what we are gonna do"
:cussing:

I cannot believe this guy still has a job.
We need to make something like these shirts http://140081.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/Fire-Vinny-3849519 and send a box (maybe a few boxes) of them to the Redskins offices in Ashburn.

Not promoting the shirt makers just the idea.

[WinnpegSkinsFan]

Thanks for the updates, guys. Unreal - I'm glad I was too busy to catch it. We disagree on a lot of things @ HR but one thing is unanimous - Vinny is a complete moron and he & Snyder will never bring us a Superbowl.

[Keino]

Vinny Ceratto is an unmitigated rectal orifice.

My New and possibly perpetual Facebook Status.......(with a second sentence that cannot be posted here)

[shally]

douche-nozzle

glad i didnt tune in...

[Luis Landa]

I was hoping he was going to say that he was quitting. I guess he doesn't care enough about the Skins to do the right thing and quit. If I was as bad as he was I would quit because that would be the right thing to do.

[Keino]

Where is Brie Cheese when you need him? He would have given a more insightful presser.

[shally]

Where is Brie Cheese when you need him? He would have given a more insightful presser.

really.. sorry someone didnt actually throw a shoe at vinnie...

[Keino]

really.. sorry someone didnt actually throw a shoe at vinnie...

Had I had enough lead time, I would have raided my Wife's closet (She is Filipino, draw your own conclusions) and showed up to the presser with a bunch of shoes. With enough tries, I would have definitely gotten a stiletto point in each eye......

[ClubSandwichGuy]

I shouldn't have turned it off. :(

What'd they say?
They were saying things like if one of them were to write a book on Vinny, they would title it "I don't know" because that's all he ever says. Stuff like that.

[Biggie]

They were saying things like if one of them were to write a book on Vinny, they would title it "I don't know" because that's all he ever says. Stuff like that.
:lol3:

[Skaggsrules]

Vinny, you should listen to Mark Twain

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt

[nicefellow31]

i think this is going to be some banal trivial BS.. they dont like be upstaged by all the major news coming out of denver, or ny, or even detroit.. it will be some minor announcement and when everybody rolls their eyes, it will be vinnies little inside joke on the press corps.... 90 % chance

there is, however, a 10 % chance that something major will be announced.
it wont be that vinnie is fired-- snyder would have done that.. i seriously doubt that zorn is going.. but, there is some small part of me that snyder/cerrato sense that there is an opportunity to be seized and have gone out there and grabbed whatever it is they think will grab the spotlight for this team.
it wont be player related, it will be coaching/staff related

again, the reason i dont think it will be major to most of us is that nobody can keep a secret in washington.. were it something involving, say, bill cowher, somebody would have deepthroated the media and by now it would have gone around the world 3 times and been reported on espn..

now, this is some crap about season tickets, or parking, or radio/tv network.
just plain garbage.. it wont be significant to fans ....

Like Ed McMahon you to say, "You are correct sir!"

[sinskin]

The Zorn said these same things in the Monday presser.... Uhhhh

Why cant we get a Pioli, why?



WHY

[Brie Cheese]

Where is Brie Cheese when you need him? He would have given a more insightful presser.

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[akhhorus]

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Who's stealing my joke?

[Brie Cheese]

Who's stealing my joke?

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[akhhorus]

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Good thing you pled out on those unfortunate charges brie, do they let you within 1000 yards of schools again?

[shally]

The Zorn said these same things in the Monday presser.... Uhhhh

Why cant we get a Pioli, why?



WHY

because then snyder would have to let a real man run the team

[Brie Cheese]

Good thing you pled out on those unfortunate charges brie, do they let you within 1000 yards of schools again?

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[akhhorus]

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*shudders* For the love of God, keep that clothed.

[Keino]

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Who's stealing my joke?

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Good thing you pled out on those unfortunate charges brie, do they let you within 1000 yards of schools again?

*shudders* For the love of God, keep that clothed.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[NCskinsfanatic]

Here's a little more news from Vinny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAwVIZDAUF0&feature=related

[joethefan]

LMBO....if that aint vinnie i don't know who is



I looked at the PC....why does vinnie look like he just woke up?.......