"____" is better than Cerrato

[guess88]

Seeing as how good some of them were in the Bruce Allen thread, I want to see what else you guys got. Make it snappy!

[akhhorus]

Zombie Vinny Cerrato is better than Cerrato.

[Meatsnack]

The stillborn lovechild of Yoko Ono and Tex Schramm is better than Cerrato.

[ClubSandwichGuy]

Anybody without the name "Millen" is better than Cerrato.

[Meatsnack]

Zombie Vinny Cerrato is better than Cerrato.

I always suspected you of having a stash of goober dust and sacrificial chickens. If you do kill him to raise him as one of the living dead, remember to invite your pals from hR to the ceremony. I'll be the guy in the "Papa Legba Rules!" t-shirt.

[akhhorus]

I always suspected you of having a stash of goober dust and sacrificial chickens. If you do kill him to raise him as one of the living dead, remember to invite your pals from hR to the ceremony. I'll be the guy in the "Papa Legba Rules!" t-shirt.

As I tell everyone: I don't believe in Satan, just work for him. Great dental plan and 3 more weeks vacation. I'll talk to the boss about organizing a "re-animate Vinny Cerrato with Ron Wolf's brain" keggar.

The stillborn lovechild of Yoko Ono and Tex Schramm is better than Cerrato.

Dick Cheney and Amy Winehouse.

[Meatsnack]

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Dick Cheney and Amy Winehouse.

On the subject of the living dead:

Dick Clark and Lynne Cheney.

Or possibly Michael Jackson and zombie Amy Winehouse with Ron Wolfe's brain.

[skins74]

I don't know if you guys have seen the Burger King Whopper Virgin commercials but I would trust one of them Whopper Virgins picking players over Vinny.

[tuckahoeskin]

The turtle that caught syphilis from Cerrato is better than Cerrato.

[shally]

Seeing as how good some of them were in the Bruce Allen thread, I want to see what else you guys got. Make it snappy!

a dead dog is better than vinnie

[Biggie]

Rod Blagojevich's hair would be a better GM than Cerrato.

[CarMike]

a dead dog is better than vinnie

I was thinking about the dog that Fox, or was it CBS, that made the Pickem picks during their pregame show.

[CNYSkinFan]

the deposit i made in the toilet is not only a better gm but better looking

[hogskins]

Flatulence from a diseased iguana is better than Vinny. Or would at least inspire those on his staff to give him the occasional public turbo-wedgie.

[sinskin]

Jerry Jones would be better then Vinny.

[nicefellow31]

http://www.partypro.com/mm_PARTYPRO_/Images/444.JPG is better than Cerrato

[SpicyMcHaggis]

Isaiah.

[give_portis_the_rock]

Meh... he's not THAT bad
He's made some bad and good moves...

People wanna bring up Malcolm... well most wideouts need a year or two to really get a feel for the pro game. And players have recovered from knee injuries before. Especially when they're young (he's 22, not 35). So we can't call him a bust just yet. And besides, Chris Horton was in the same draft. So he deserves praise for that pick. Now that's not to say i supported the Malcolm pick (because we had already drafted Devin Thomas and we had some more pressing needs), but most of the Skins fans i know LOVED that pick on draft day. Hindsight is 20/20.

The Redskins are a 500 team with 500 talent. If we have 500 talent, then our personnel is average. And if our personnel is average, then the man who assembled them must be average, right? Not good, not bad, but average. And that's why I think Vinny is average. Certainly nowhere near as bad as Matt Millen...

Not to say i wouldn't support a change (because I want a good team rather than an average team). But he can't be as bad as some of yall say.

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

josef stalin picking blindfolded while drinking some of john boy walton's recipe loaded with timothy leary's homemade batch of purple microdots
would be a lot better than VC.

[skins74]

Stevie Wonder

[FanFromArizona]

the south end of a northbound skunk is better than Cerrrato.

[Keino]

My in-grown pinky toe-nail is better than Cerrato...

[Keino]

http://www.partypro.com/mm_PARTYPRO_/Images/444.JPG is better than Cerrato

Yea, but he's already the coach.....

[Hr fan]

Anybody without the name "Millen" is better than Cerrato.

My precise thought. You'll like it here.

[warpaint]

i just wish everyone would leave vinny alone,in my opinion he is second in all of the nfl in being able to recognize talent., all of the others are tied for first.

[skinsfan36]

everyone but millen is better than cerrato

[shane88]

a dead dog is better than vinnie

I'll take this one a little further along the process.......A dead dog that has rotted, been eaten by the worms, and expelled in worm dung, is MUCH better than Vinny!

[walton40]

The Denver Broncos defense, in the 2nd quarter of Superbowl XXII, lead by Tony Lilly..............is better than Vinny!!

[joethefan]

anyone that's last name is not cerrato is better than vinnie

[HAWGZHEAD]

Being sodomized by satan's pitchfork while listening to Nickleback is better than Vinny.

[colkurtz]

A blind, mute, monkey throwing darts at a list of draft picks would do better.

At least we wouldn't have to listen to Vinnie try to justify his wrong philosophy, lack of direction and spending more time on his radio show then worrying about the team.

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

that guy with chronic masturbration syndrome on"sons of anarchy"
is better than vc and ds together!

rosie o'donnel naked in a very dark room is better than vc.

[nicefellow31]

Draft day Vinny as he contemplates picking another receiver or defensive back.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/138738865_9305d10a1a_o.jpg

Here is the fan reaction as Vinny trades out of the 1st round and selects WRs Brian Robiskie and Hakeem Nicks because they are the best athletes on the board.

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Dawn%20of%20the%20Dead1.jpg

[bigcmr]

A monkey with a shaved rear end is better than Cerrato!!!

[warpaint]

A monkey with a shaved rear end is better than Cerrato!!!

only thing more painful than listening to vinny expain his draft boards and draft picks, is getting mr.happy caught in the pants zipper.

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

only thing more painful than listening to vinny expain his draft boards and draft picks, is getting mr.happy caught in the pants zipper.


but a guy with his best buddy aka mr happy caught up in his zipper would
STILL be better than vinny!:sun::spy:

[guess88]

the stains left in the back seat of my uncles old Trans Am from prom are better than Cerratto

[MDBluefinCrab]

A pet rock is better than Cerrato

[bigcmr]

only thing more painful than listening to vinny expain his draft boards and draft picks, is getting mr.happy caught in the pants zipper.

OUCH!

[colkurtz]

honestly, I wonder if Vinny can improve on last season dismal draft. At least it sounds like he's trying to trade down to get more choices.

"Blind squirrel finding an acorn in a minefield."

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

when you stink as bad as he did last season,anything halfass is always an improvement is'nt it?

[CarMike]

Meh... he's not THAT bad
He's made some bad and good moves...

People wanna bring up Malcolm... well most wideouts need a year or two to really get a feel for the pro game. And players have recovered from knee injuries before. Especially when they're young (he's 22, not 35). So we can't call him a bust just yet. And besides, Chris Horton was in the same draft. So he deserves praise for that pick. Now that's not to say i supported the Malcolm pick (because we had already drafted Devin Thomas and we had some more pressing needs), but most of the Skins fans i know LOVED that pick on draft day. Hindsight is 20/20.

The Redskins are a 500 team with 500 talent. If we have 500 talent, then our personnel is average. And if our personnel is average, then the man who assembled them must be average, right? Not good, not bad, but average. And that's why I think Vinny is average. Certainly nowhere near as bad as Matt Millen...

Not to say i wouldn't support a change (because I want a good team rather than an average team). But he can't be as bad as some of yall say.

:eek:

We're a .500 team with .500 talent due to Vinny and Snyder. How long does it take to build a team?

Amazed that you think he's not THAT bad.

[CarMike]

the stains left in the back seat of my uncles old Trans Am from prom are better than Cerratto

:awesomewo

[shally]

:eek:

We're a .500 team with .500 talent due to Vinny and Snyder. How long does it take to build a team?

Amazed that you think he's not THAT bad.

how long ?

ask miami and atlanta fans that question.. both those teams were in far worse shape last year than we ever were.. yet both went to the playoffs this past year and look to be teams that are clearly on the rise

[TheSpeedOfGreen]

Meh... he's not THAT bad

The Redskins are a 500 team with 500 talent. If we have 500 talent, then our personnel is average. And if our personnel is average, then the man who assembled them must be average, right? Not good, not bad, but average. And that's why I think Vinny is average. Certainly nowhere near as bad as Matt Millen...



Would you say that the payroll is about the same as well? Millen just didnt have the same cash that Dan would hand out. The bottom line is the philosophy is the same....draft the best available player. I can't think of too many systems that function on a high level in a CAP system that work that way.

That being said, Your mom is better than Cerrato. :-) And i mean that in the kindest possible way.

[The Skinsinator]

Draft day Vinny as he contemplates picking another receiver or defensive back.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/138738865_9305d10a1a_o.jpg

Here is the fan reaction as Vinny trades out of the 1st round and selects WRs Brian Robiskie and Hakeem Nicks because they are the best athletes on the board.

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Dawn%20of%20the%20Dead1.jpgI've been on this board for awhile now and this is the funniest post I've ever seen. Really made my day during a boring one. It's a good thing all of us are behind Vinny lol!

[ryflan47]

Casey Anthony's story is better than Cerrato.

[Patrick]

:eek:

We're a .500 team with .500 talent due to Vinny and Snyder. How long does it take to build a team?
Amazed that you think he's not THAT bad.

Three years (IMO) from when you're at your worse ............. The bad thing is the Skins 1-2 years away from being Detroit like.

[Luis Landa]

Does Vinny Cerrato even realize that most people in the NFL think he is a joke? He really should do the right thing and step down. I know most people wouldn't step aside to let someone esle do their job but In this case he should because that is the only way this orginziation will ever start to get better.

[bigcmr]

Does Vinny Cerrato even realize that most people in the NFL think he is a joke? He really should do the right thing and step down. I know most people wouldn't step aside to let someone esle do their job but In this case he should because that is the only way this orginziation will ever start to get better.

Not ganna happen. If he leaves here he will never get another job in the NFL again. With that much power and pay. So unless Snyder wakes up we are stuck with the worse GM in football.

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

the future without vinny will be a damn sure whole lot better!

[NamVet4]

Until Daniel Snyder grows a pair of balls and fires that unmitigated rectal orifice the only thing better than VC is....Everyone and Everything!

[BurnEm 26]

http://www.askthecommish.com/salarycap/numbers.asp

Is the Skins roster 28 million better than the Texans?

Not exactly a fan favorite but is Charlie Casserly is available? Looking at his last draft, 2006. Status of those players now:
1st Mario Williams - starting DE
2nd Demeco Ryans - starting MLB
3rd Charles Spencer - OT (broke his leg second game into 2006 season, cut in 2008)
3rd Eric Winston - Starting LT
4th Owen Daniels - Starting TE
6th Wali Lundi - cut after a decent rookie season
7th David Anderson - doesnt see the field but must be OK because he's still on the roster

I know this is a little skewed since his picks were lower than ours but he really hit on some positions of need and those needs look familiar. Throwing this out there because we may be picking in the 1st - 5th range after next year. "Charlie Casserly" is better than Cerrato.

[colkurtz]

I'm tired of Cerrato or Casserly. We need to find a younger coach or personnel expert who has drafted well and we could use for at least 5 years.

[Brokenstriker]

I agree completely, " " is better than Cerrato.

[dj_stouty]

Matt Millen is better than Cerrato

[shally]

Matt Millen is better than Cerrato

respectfully, NO

the difference is that millen repeatedly screwed up top 10 picks in the entire draft.. even cerrato has not done that badly (..yet)

[BIGREDSKINSFAN1963]

an epileptic diabetes ridden constipated jackass with 2 legs is better than vinny!

[JasonCampbell]

If I saw this guy in person, I'm not sure I could restrain myself from physically assaulting him. Our OL is just dreadful. The planned starters weren't that good to start with (and injury prone) and the backups are just dreadful.

For anyone that knows, how many teams in the league would have the following players on their 53 man roster: Batiste, Mike Williams, Heyer, Rinehart, Will Montgomery, Edwin Williams? I feel like we are trotting out guys that wouldn't be in the league if the Redskins didn't exist. Hell, three of those guys are local. Add to the fact that sources inside the team have said the reason for the 2-6 collapse last year was the OL. SO WHY WAS THIS NOT ADDRESSED IN THE OFF-SEASON. Oh, wait, it was. Signed a 400 lb out of the league for the past 3 years tackle was supposed to fix everything.

[Redskinmayhem]

"poop"

[joethefan]

my dog shiann.....