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skinsfan44

10-09-2003, 08:21 AM

How to Impress a Woman...........

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hug her. Hold her. Surprise her. Smile at her. Laugh with her. Write love letters to her. Write poetry for her. Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How to Impress a Man.............

Show up naked. Bring beer.

jsarno

10-09-2003, 09:58 AM

beer optional! :D

Chief Seeway

10-09-2003, 10:58 AM

In some cases, naked is optional or at least discouraged... LOL

Green-Is-Good

10-09-2003, 11:15 AM

:lol3:

Skins57

10-10-2003, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by seeway
In some cases, naked is optional or at least discouraged... LOL

:funpost: :funpost: :lol1: :lol3:

AGibbsGirl

10-10-2003, 10:01 AM

The naked part only works until we're in our late thirties...then the beer is a must

jsarno

10-10-2003, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by AGibbsGirl
The naked part only works until we're in our late thirties...then the beer is a must

:lol1:

or possibly viagra!