Fred Davis involved in a bizarre...well...just read

[DaveKShape]

I don't mean to run a joke into the ground, but I am quite proud of this Photoshop, so it must be used again. This explains everything:

[SKINSATIONAL]

Originally Posted by Keino

Ugh. As a hip hop fan, I loathe, despise and detest this man.

BTW the zombie line was in reference to the guy in Miami who ate the homeless dude's face off. It came out yesterday that the only drug in his system was Pot. As someone who would like to see it become legal, this sort of thing and to a lesser extent, the tomfoolery of Davis, Weezy and a number of others (such as the dirty, rotten tooth hippies that show up at every NORML rally) are setting back a legitimate movement.

Wow! You are the first person to know what NORML is...everyone I mention it to has never heard of that or L.E.A.P.
Obviously I'm against prohibition as well lol...

[CNYSkinFan]

Originally Posted by hail2skins

We can have a mock case here at hR and have two members represent themselves. Oh wait, we do that everyday.

But serious, it would be fun to do this.

Can i represent myself in the style of Fred Davis?

[Emmanouel8]

Originally Posted by DaveKShape

I don't mean to run a joke into the ground, but I am quite proud of this Photoshop, so it must be used again. This explains everything:

It does, using the pimp cup we can now identify Magic Don Juan.

[Lacquer Head]

Again, smoking weed does NOT make you insane on this scale. It can bring out dormant traits such as epilepsy and schizophrenia however.

And thanks CSNY. Fortunately, this kind of comedy practically writes itself.

[Lacquer Head]

Also, Fred Davis is going to have 70+ catches, 800-900 yards receiving, 8-10 TDs, and goes to the pro bowl.

MARK IT DOWN FOLKS.

[Emmanouel8]

Originally Posted by Lacquer Head

Also, Fred Davis is going to have 70+ catches, 800-900 yards receiving, 8-10 TDs, and goes to the pro bowl.

MARK IT DOWN FOLKS.

...I bet you a pimp cup he doesn't go to the pro bowl.

[smoak]

Originally Posted by justinskins

I believe that he was grasping for "flagrant."

I was pretty sure he meant flatulent.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/flatulent

[smoak]

Originally Posted by Lacquer Head

Also, Fred Davis is going to have 70+ catches, 800-900 yards receiving, 8-10 TDs, and goes to the pro bowl.

MARK IT DOWN FOLKS.

I would not shed a tear if the Redskins cut him in preseason. He is the classic example of a talented athlete that loves himself too much.

I can't wait for the day until Feddie & Silverback are replaced.

[Lacquer Head]

Originally Posted by Emmanouel8

...I bet you a pimp cup he doesn't go to the pro bowl.

I'm willing to stake my entire reputation on this

-Mike Shanahan

Seriously though, I'll take any comers in this bet. Maybe the loser has to go to a game wearing something ridiculous like a woman's dress, purse, and hat, and, I don't know, a pig-nose or something...

[akhhorus]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...-redskins-deal

Fred Davis reportedly not in line for new Redskins deal

Davis is unlikely to receive a multi-year extension before the July 16 deadline, our pal Rich Tandler of Comcast SportsNet Washington writes Tuesday.

(snip)

The Redskins are always willing to spend money to add or keep players. It speaks volumes that they've been unwilling to do so yet on Davis.

Cause and effect.

[Keino]

In all seriousness, I cannot even post my real reaction to this foolishness or I would have to ban myself. I had my best friend read it and when he was done he looked up and said exactly what I was thinking. This is just evidence to me that many of these guys do not take advantage of the educational opportunities they are given for free. But hey, Freddy can identify a pimp cup when he sees one.

[AustinSkin]

It appears that [good] character is becoming a mainstay of the new Redskins identity. As the team builds chemistry and cohesion, I believe there will be very little patience with these off-the-field antics.

Fred had better straighten-up, fly right and perform - or he will be on a very short leash, IMO.

[Emmanouel8]

Originally Posted by akhhorus

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...-redskins-deal

Cause and effect.

A few of us thought extending him to a big contract was a bad idea before this and luckily this news broke out in time to get a majority of folks off the Fred Davis bandwagon.

Early warninig signs include sleeping "through his alarm clock," and "over" performing in a contract year.

My guess is last season's production is Davis's "cap," the problem being is himself.

Giving this guy a huge deal with up front money is a recipe for disaster.

[cal_junior]

Originally Posted by Emmanouel8

Early warninig signs include sleeping "through his alarm clock," and "over" performing in a contract year.

Actually the early warning signs came in college when he was doing the exact same kind of stuff. And we drafted him anyway.

We should have taken Jermichael Finley. Stupid Vinny