I didn't like the Bulls when they were winning those titles, all the Michael Jordan fans coming out of the woodwork. They were almost as bad as the Cowboy and Packer fans.
So now I take great delight in their recent woes.
A buffalo herd can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo & those are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the health of the herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. Similarly, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Intake of alcohol, killing the slowest & weakest brain cells first, makes the brain a faster, more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.