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Old 04-28-2005, 08:13 PM
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1352740.html

Automatic condom fitter on display

An automatic condom fitter that allows condoms to be put on in a fraction of the time it usually takes is on display at the International Exhibition of Inventions.

Designed by inventor and businessmen Mor Maty Seck it has been such a success in his native Senegal that he is now selling it internationally, and has already had offers from European businessmen who want to team up to offer it in Europe.

Mr Seck said: "People don't like to talk about contraception but there are a lot of men who find condoms difficult to use, and it can be so embarrassing that the moment is completely lost.

"My auto condom fitter guarantees nothing more than a brief second's pause in the action, with a bit of practice the man's partner probably won't even notice that he had reached over and used his trusty auto condom fitter."
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:08 AM
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I"ll take 2.
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:51 PM
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You know what? Nevermind....I can't bring myself to say it
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:53 PM
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You know what? Nevermind....I can't bring myself to say it
oh c'mon mom!!! when you start like that it's gotta be good...
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Old 04-29-2005, 05:38 PM
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and, out of akh's 14,391 posts, 14390 have been about penis, congrats
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Old 04-29-2005, 05:41 PM
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I"ll take 2.
That doesn't sound very good. You should really only need 1
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Old 04-29-2005, 05:44 PM
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You know, I couldn't help myself. I had to see the picture!! Let me know if you guys start using it.
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